Chapter 4: Cream sodaaaaa...

Simon had invited everyone into his house. He was laying on his couch his leg thrown over the top of the sofa. "Welcome to mi casa." (my house)

"That was pathetic," Jace chuckled.

Simon asked, "What was pathetic?"

Jace kept laughing, "Your not Hispanic, and you don't even speak Spanish!"

Simon narrowed his eyes. "I can speak Spanish took two years of it."

Clary asked, "Give me a sentence in Spanish then."

Simon stood up and huffed, "Adios amigas." (Bye friends).

Alec corrected him. "Amigos. It has to be dominate when your referring to a group of people that has more than one male in the group. Magnus..."

Everyone gasped and Alec rolled his eyes, "I don't regret saying his name!"

Magnus yelled, "Yes! Freedom!"

Simon frowned and growled, "I'm going to get a cream soda."

Magnus bit into a deli sandwich, "Ge meh ohne tu," he said chewing his sandwich.

"English please? I don't know tons of Spanish, I only know the five words, casa, mi, adios, amigas," Simon begged sighing.

"That's four," Isabelle said.

Clary turned to Jace, "He wasn't good in math either."

"Shut it Fairchild, what do you know," Simon growled.

"I know I was in your math class for three years," Clary rolled her eyes.

Magnus swallowed his bite. "I said get me one too, and I didn't even say it in Spanish."

Simon bit his lip, "Oh."

He walked into the kitchen and Magnus mumbled, "Estupido." (stupid). Everyone laughed.

Simon walked in and threw a bottle of cream soda at Magnus. Magnus fumbled the soda and it dropped on the floor and broke. Creamy liquid soaked into Simon's carpet.

Jace stared in horror at Magnus, "Dude I thought you had cat like reflexes!"

Magnus bit his lip, "Cream is a weakness!"

Simon screamed, "That's my moms favorite carpet!" He glared at Magnus. "Do something about it!"

Magnus stood up and started barking orders, "I'm going to need a vacuum, stain remover, a few towels and a cream soda." Everyone stood up and saluted him.

"Wait, whats the cream soda for?" Alec asked.

Magnus frowned, "I'm still thirsty." Simon moaned and everyone started finding the supplies.

Ten minutes later everyone stood around the stain. Magnus was kneeling next to it trying to remove the stain. He barked, "Wet hand towel," Clary gave him the towel and he moved it along his forehead then gave it back to her. She gave a disgusted face and showed Simon the now glittery towel. Simon closed his eyes and sighed, rubbing his temples. "Cream soda!" Alec gave Magnus the bottle and he took a swig then gave it back. "STAIN REMOVER!" Isabelle tossed Magnus the bottle of stain remover and he caught it.

Simon said, "Oh you can catch that but not a bottle of cream soda!"

"Cream soda has water in it water is my weakness therefore cream soda is my weakness!" Magnus shouted. "Wet towel!" Jace gave him a towel and he rubbed the stain with stain remover. He stopped after two minutes and stood up and looked at his work.

Simon looked at the work and his eyes widened. "Its worse then it was before! You just rubbed the stain around and its bigger now."

Alec stared at the stain and closed one eye, "Actually if you close one eye it looks like a small stain."

Jace turned his head sideways and close both eyes, "If you close both eyes its not even there."

"You are an idiot!" Isabelle hissed. She rubbed Simons shoulders. "Its going be okay Simon, I'll make it all better." She winked at him.

"Gross," Alec said.

"Magnus can't you just you know snap your fingers?" Clary asked.

"How many times do I have to tell you, cream soda is a weakness!" Magnus yelled.

Jace jumped. "Brain blast!" He ran into the kitchen and returned with a bottle of chocolate milk. He opened the milk and poured it all over the cream soda stain. Simon looked at him in horror and fainted. "Okay thats milk! Now Magnus can snap his fingers."

Clary stared at the unconscious Simon. "Jace I'm pretty sure milk has water in it. You just created a bigger stain!"

Jace laughed nervously, "Oops."

Magnus stared at the very colorful stain, "I've got it!" He picked up one of the chairs and placed it over the stain. "She'll never notice."

"But it'll start to smell," Isabelle said raising her eyebrows.

"I'm doing my best here!" Magnus yelled falling onto the sofa.

Clary started humming. "I got it! Clorox!" She smacked Simon and he woke up. "Simon! Do you have any clorox?"

"In the closet," he said groaning. She ran to the closet and came back with a bottle of Clorox stain remover. She sprayed it on the stained carpet and rubbed it. She repeated that sequence ten times and after the last time smiled.

"Stains gone," she announced proudly.

Simon gaped at the now clean stain free carpet. He turned to Clary still sitting. "I could kiss you.."

Isabelle interrupted him, "But your not going to."

Jace frowned. "You got that right."

Magnus said in horror, "But they already did kiss eachother... DUN DUN DUN!" Everyone stared at him. "I wanted it to be a soap opera."

Isabelle left and returned with a bottle of lisole she sprayed the place where they stain had been. "Kills 99.9% of germs and smells like an autumn breeze."

Alec asked, "I'm sorry to interrupt your advertisement but can we go to the baseball game now?"

Jace pulled Simon up just to push him down again, "What was that for!" Simon yelled.

"For saying you were going to kiss my girl," Jace said walking away from him.

Thirty minutes later they stepped off the subway and were going into Yankee Stadium.

"I wanna hot dog," Simon moaned.

"Then get one," Clary said as she gave her ticket to the ticket people.

Simon continued his moaning, "I don't have no money." Magnus threw a five at him. "That's not going to pay for it."

"Then get a lemonade!" Alec yelled.

"Go..." Simon sighed.

"Wait your a vampire. You don't eat people food," Jace said arching his eyebrow.

"Yeah but I can eat a hot dog, I want to pretend I'm not a vampire," Simon said walking off to the hot dog stand.

"Lets just go to our seats," Clary said.

"Without Simon?" Isabelle asked.

Clary shrugged, "He's a big boy. He'll find his way."

"How big?" Jace asked unsmiling.

Clary touched his nose. "Your so cute when your jello." They got to there very close seats, sat down and waited for the game to begin.

"I'm not jello," Jace muttered.

Magnus whispered to Alec, "Cause he's pudding..."

Another chapter finish. Magnus's weakness is water, which means cream soda has to be a weakness too. DONT QUESTION ME. lol we can pretend, its my story although I own nothing of the mortal instruments, not sure I've said that yet. The baseball game should be interesting with a jello jace and a hot dog eating simon. Yeah so review, also check out laffy_taffy0401's story, Because of a pink crayon, because she's my editor and she gave me a lot of funny things to put in the story, so yep, review check her out, bring me happiness?