Aonns: Hi, hey, hello! And welcome back to the insanity that goes through our minds!

The Odd One: Why we aren't in the asylum, I don't know.

In a corner of the room, Adonis (still angry about his loss to Billy) and Fang were darkly sipping at their drinks as the others played Circle of Death. (let's face it, they seem like angry drunks)

Fang growled at the circle of villains. "Look at that redneck suck up to my girl." Fang hissed angrily as Billy flirted with Kitten. He took another drink. "He's got some nerve!"

Adonis raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you break up with her?" He asked, slurring slightly. "Doesn't that make her fair game?"

"Doesn't matter what I did." Fang shot back. "She's still mine."

The two sat in fuming silence for a moment before, oddly enough, Adonis had a thought. "Hey, you know what I think?"

Fang rolled his eyes. "Didn't know you could think." He mumbled.

Adonis went on like he didn't hear him. "We both hate that hillbilly. So why don't we go rough him up a bit." He flexed his muscles. "A wimp as scrawny as him wouldn't stand a chance against us."

Fang smiled as his drunk mind caught up with what Adonis was getting at. "Heh, for an idiot like you, that's not a bad idea."

The two stood up and started walking towards where Billy and the others were playing Circle of Death. But they only went one step before they found themselves blocked by Private HIVE and XL Terrestrial.

"And your reason for heading over to the table where they are playing Circle of Death is..." XL Terrestrial said, antenna lowered against the back of his head. Adonis smirked and cracked his knuckles. "Gonna teach the redneck a few lessons. Get outta our way." "Not happening, sir. That is one of the HIVE members, so your going to mess with US first." The Private replied, shield at ready.

Johnny was about to draw another card when he turned around and said, "Hey guys... duck." Everyone dodged as Fang spiraled through the air above them and crashed onto the table, spilling drinks all over himself. Billy managed to drag Kitten away from the now broken table. "Well. That was interesting." Phobia noted. "Aw man, he spilled my beer!" Punk whined.

Kitten glared at her ex boyfriend, and stormed off. Fang got up weakly. "Kitten, that wasn't my-" "Go eat flies!" She snapped, keeping on walking. "Okay, she's pissed." Phobia said. "Shut up, green bitch." Fang growled. Phobia glared. "What did you just call me?"

While those two duked it out, Billy escaped and went after Kitten.

"So, why'd he dump you?" Billy said, no sign of a slur in his voice. Kitten, eyes glazed and curled up in a corner, shrugged. "I don't know... everything was going JUST FINE..." She got up and hugged Billy. "Whoa whoa whoa, wha?" Billy literally froze.

Kitten let go. "Sorry!" She squeaked. "Don't worry about it. By the way... in the mood for a couple more shots?" Kitten grinned. "Maybe..."

While those two flirted with each other, Gizmo couldn't help but cringe. "Ewwww."

As he started making vomiting noises at them, Angel walked up and started giggling. "Awww. Wouldn't they make a cute couple?"

Kyd Wykkyd rolled his eyes at his girlfriend. 'Don't go meddling. Let them sort it out on their own.' He signed. 'Same for you Cheshire.' He shot at the assassin.

Cheshire lowered her camera. "Aw, you're no fun."

Kyd rolled his eyes again as Control Freak waddled up to them. "Uh, guys? Shouldn't we stop them or something?" he asked. The group turned to see Johnny and Punk holding onto Fang, both of them laughing their heads off while Phobia beat the crap out of him. Next to them, Red X and Private Hive were attacking Adonis. It was strange that Red X joined in, but then again they HAD spilled his drink.

They all watched for a minute until Angel said, "Na. Let them duke it out for a bit." Then she blinked as she heard someone laughing next to her. "Uh, Gizmo? What are you doing?"

"Are you seriously asking that?" The tech genius shot back, while holding up a video camera. "I'm getting this on tape."

Angel rolled her eyes and continued watching them get their faces punched in.


Fang and Adonis finally escaped from the guys beating them up. "Lets... not try that again..." Fang slurred, passing out on the ground. "Wimp..." Adonis mumbled.


TIME: 11:54

"Has ANYONE seen Kyd or Angel?" Punk asked after he shook up one of the beers. Johnny thought for a second. "Not for the past hour, no." See-More glanced up from the six beers on the table. "Guys, just pick your beer. And I haven't seen them either."

See-More, Johnny, Punk Rocket, XL Terrestrial, Malchior, and Control Freak were playing Russian Roulette beer style, and Johnny reluctantly picked up one of the beers. "Bottoms up." See-More said, popping open his can. The cans were popped open, and Control Freak's exploded on himself.

Punk was hysterical and fell off his chair. "You're out, Freak." Johnny said, snickering.

Then XL thought of something. "Now that I think of it... has anyone seen Billy or Kitten for a while, either?" "Nope." Malchior said, grabbing five more beers and shaking one of them up. "Malchior, you've had more beer than anny... anyyy one 'ere. How are you not wasted?" Punk said, his accent a lot heavier. "I'm a dragon. I don't get drunk easy." Malchior said with a smirk.

"... bloody hell."

Phobia wandered over to Gizmo and Red X, who were hunched over something and laughing to themselves. "What are you two up to?" She asked hesitantly.

The two villains shot up and tried not to burst out laughing while hiding something behind their backs. "Nothing." They answered.

Phobia looked at them skeptically before leaning over and glancing at what was behind them. "Dear lord, what did you do to Mammoth?"

The two couldn't take it anymore and fell to the floor in laughter, their markers falling out of their hands as they did. Behind them, Mammoth was passed and Gizmo and Red X had taken it upon themselves to decorate him. His face was almost covered in black marker. He had black circles around his eyes and lines going across his forehead and a mustache under his nose. There was a gear drawn on one cheek and an X on the other.

"Nice signatures." She noted. "You realize he's going to kill you when he wakes up right?"

"Not if he's fighting a hangover." Gizmo pointed out.

Phobia sighed. "You'd better run for cover when he gets over it though."

Red X sat up from his spot on the ground. "It'll still be worth it to see his face."

She couldn't help but smirk a little at that. "Be sure to take a picture for me."

(The Odd One: This is too much fun.

Next chapter is the last one... I think.

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