A/N: The OC (Void) that appears in this chapter belongs to thelastvoidwalker on tumblr and is being used here with permission. Port's mustache being better than Watts' mustache is kind of a running joke in the -isms fam.
~ The 'stache Stash ~
While the godlike being known as Void was generally a benevolent entity, due to... a certain unmentionable heinous act committed by the evil doctor, Watts was definitely not on Void's list of people who deserved good things.
One day, due to an incident involving some magic from a being similar to himself, Void found himself stuck with a most glorious mustache which would not disappear for one week (of mortal-realm time). Void frowned as he looked at his face in a mirror. He could appear in whatever form he chose, and normally he liked to appear clean-shaven when in human form, but this was a rather magnificent 'stache. Certainly of a higher caliber than Watts' mustache, or even Port's!
So, of course, Void decided that the best way to enjoy his new semi-permanent facial hair would be to go torment Watts with it.
When Void appeared before Watts in the evil fortress, sporting the most glorious mustache the evil doctor had ever seen, the godlike being expected the doctor to whine or rant or perhaps even cry. He did not expect Watts to be so utterly dazzled by it that the man promptly declared it the "Godstache" and began building a shrine in its honor.
~oOo~
prompt: favorite memory involving another person's character