Fuck. Wrote all the way to chapter five, then decided I wanted to change it. Great. I won't be changing much, I originally wanted to have STARISH in the room while Hisamitsu explained, but then thought of a better idea. Now, let's get started!

-General POV-

Hisamitsu flipped over in bed, covering his head with his pillow to defend against yet another bonk on the head from what he guessed was Camus's scepter. Unfortunately, his relief only lasted a few seconds, as someone, he guessed was Reiji, started shaking him like there was no tomorrow, yelling, "Wake up Mitsu-chan!"

"Fuck off. It's too early in the morning for me to deal with you dumbasses."

"It's 1:30 in the afternoon," someone, he guessed from the apparent lack of emotion Ai, said.

"I don't care. It's still too early."

"You can't get angry at me for this cuz you said to do this," Ranmaru said.

"Huh?" At first, he was confused, but quickly realized why he said that. Ranmaru jumped onto the bed and landed right on the half asleep boy's back.

"GET THE FUCK OFF YOU DUMBASS!" He yelled, fully awake and trying to sit up and punch Ranmaru.

"You better not go back to sleep ya lazy bum," he said, getting off him and the bed.

"Fuck, I forget why I told you to do that," He grumbled, sitting up and rubbing his back where Ranmaru jumped on him, saying "Give me a second. I need to shower and change."

He walked to his old closet, pulling open the drawers and shuffling around until he finally found an outfit he was okay with. He walked to his bathroom and slammed the door open, almost ripping it from it's hinges and walked in, slamming it just as hard and locking it and proceeded to shower and such.

The room was silent for a couple minutes before Camus finally spoke up.

"Still as impossible to wake the pheasant up when he's tired," Camus complained.

"And still as violent," Reiji commented.

"I actually think he's more violent than usual," Ranmaru said.

"Probably because he's been acting like a docile female for over a year."

-Hisamitsu's POV-

"Oh get off my fucking case," I said, walking out of the bathroom, showered and dressed in a pair of tan cargo shorts and a charcoal grey t-shirt that read 'Fuck Me' in bold black letters, and walking over to his bedside table and opened the drawer to reveal at least ten sets of different colors of headphones and pulled out a pure black pair, putting them around his neck and plugging the cord into his mp3 player and stuffed it into his pocket.

"So why the fucking hell are you guys in my room, waking me up from much needed sleep I might add, at 1:30 in the afternoon? Don't you guys have work?" I asked as I plopped down on the edge of my bed.

"We cleared our schedules so you could explain to us why you disappeared and why you acted as a girl and a composer," Ai answered immediately.

"Yeah, Mitsu-chan! Do you have any idea how panicked we were when you disappeared!"

"Yeah, I watched it. I set up bugs and cameras in your rooms and practice room. You guys were hilarious! Though, I turned off the cams and bugs in Ranmaru's room for a while."

"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU DO DO THAT!" Ranmaru yelled, slightly blushing.

"Remember a week before I disappeared, you all saw me coming out of your rooms at some point in time? That's when I put them in. Also, don't worry, Ranmaru. I didn't watch you br-" He was cut off by Ranmaru slapping his hand over his mouth, his face bright red.

"Say another word and you're a dead bastard."

I pulled Ranmaru's hand off my mouth, saying "Well, I didn't watch too long. But Reiji was funny. I knew he was going to run around like a maniac trying to find me, so I set one up on his head. It's still there!" I laughed.

"Wait, WHAT! When did you do that!" Reiji asked, patting his face, trying to find it.

"I did it when you were sleeping. You really need to remember to lock your door. I didn't even have to pick the lock. Here," Hisamitsu said, still laughing. He walked over to Reiji and pulled something out from right under his right earlobe. "I actually thought Ai would find it and track its signal after a few days, but it stayed there to the very end!"

"You didn't put one of those on us, did you?" Camus asked.

"Nope. You and Ranmaru would kill me and Ai would find me in five seconds. Reiji is the only one stupid and oblivious enough not to notice it or murder me over it."

"Good point."

"Hey! It's not nice to call people stupid, Mitsu-chan!" Reiji complained.

"You think I give a fuck? No! I call you stupid because you are stupid! And quit calling me Mitsu-chan! I've been telling you that since we met!"

"Dude, just get over it. He does that with anybody he knows for more than 5 seconds," Ranmaru commented.

"That doesn't keep me from punching him in the gut every time he calls me that."

"Just get to explaining why you disappeared and pretended to be the woman!" an annoyed Camus said.

"Fine. I was bored."

"So you disappeared that long because you were bored?" Camus asked.

"Why did I kinda expect something stupid like that?" Ranmaru asked nobody in particular.

"Because, from previously collected data, this isn't the first time he's done something like this, this is just the longest, as normally it only lasts a day or two. We would find him a lot quicker than he would want to be gone for," Ai said, completely unfazed.

"Yeah, I had gotten pretty predictable. That's why I changed it up!"

"Did you plan for the whole 'STARISH' thing to happen?" Reiji asked.

"Nope. That was a complete accident. You know how sometimes when I act too long, I lapse in thought and start thinking like my character would without trying? I started to become Nanami Haruka. That's one of the reasons I chose to drop the act."

"And the other reason?" Ranmaru asked.

"The other reason is because I couldn't deal with the girl clothes, horribly predictable character and 7 guys flirting with me almost nonstop, and a couple of you flirting with me on occasion, I'm looking at you, Reiji, while I had to act oblivious to it and get all embarrassed and stuff."

"I'm surprised you didn't punch any of them."

"I can hold back if I try to, although I hate it. You do not know how close I saw to beating Jinguji up on several occasions. I'm just lucky none of them noticed when I jerked my arm slightly, almost punching them. Or the slight hard I would get when one would straight up flirt with me cuz, annoying or not, those guys are pretty hot."

"You gay or something?" Ranmaru asked. I noticed the slight tone of hopefulness in his voice.

"Bi, but I play for guys more often than girls. When I do at all, that is."

"And why is this the first we've heard of this?" Reiji asked.

"You've never asked, and you guys aren't my type anyways, so it wouldn't change much." I saw Ranmaru deflate slightly as I said this.

"Then what's your type of guy?"

"You may never know, it changes, so sometimes I don't even know."

"Type of girl?"

"One who knows how to fight back. Not one of those submissive little bitches."

"Are you still a virgin?"

"Yeah. So?" I challenged, "It's not as bad for me cuz I'm 17, but aren't you a virgin, Reiji? And you're 25! Actually, aren't you all virgins? Ai, I'm excluding you from this cuz you're 15."

"So what if we are?"

"You're all virgins in your twenties! Do you even know the era that you live in! Most everyone loses their virginity by the time they're 19!"

"It's kinda hard to lose our virginity with the whole 'no love' rule."

"Ever heard of a one night stand? Or even easier, prostitution!"

"Let's get off this topic and onto a cleaner one, shall we? This has taken a very nasty turn." Reiji suggested.

"You're too pure for your own good."

"Have you gone to see the president yet, Hisamitsu?"

"Nope. Most of the time since I came back I've been spending with you guys and STARISH."

"And the rest of the time?"

"Asleep."

"Figures," Ranmaru said, slightly annoyed, "Come on, you need to talk to the prez." He grabbed my arm and pulled me from my seat to the door.

"Nope." I said, sitting down right on the floor, "If you're gonna try to make me talk to the prez, you're either carrying me or dragging me."

"Not too hard. You only weigh, what? 49 kilograms? 50?"

"Fuck off."

"Come on," he said, releasing my arm, only to grab the back of my shirt and dragging me by it.

"Oi, Oi! Don't stretch the tank," I said, reaching around and gripping his wrist. Hard.

"Ow! Don't break my wrist ya bastard!"

"Then don't drag me by my tank top, dumbass."

"Fine," he said, releasing my tank top, and I released his arm. I moved to stand up, but he grabbed my ankle, making me fall down, and proceeded to drag me by my ankle.

"Fuck! That hurt asshat!" I said when my head hit the ground.

"I wouldn't be dragging you if you would just stand up and walk like a normal human being."

"Fuck off. I'll go see the prez when I feel like it. Now let me go!" I yelled, trying to kick Ranmaru with my free leg.

"No. Knowing you, that's next year. Now quit squirming."

"LET GO OF ME YA JACKASS!"

"NO NOW SHUT UP YOU ASS! I'M TRYING TO HELP YA HERE!

"YOU THINK I GIVE A FLYING FUCK! LET GO OF MY LEG I WILL GO WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"THEN LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEG!"

"NO NOW SHUT UP AND QUIT BEING STUBBORN FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE!"

"YOU AREN'T MY MOM! NOW SHUT UP, FUCK OFF AND LET GO OF MY LEG!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MOM YA LITTLE BASTARD!"

"YOU YA FAT ASSED BITCH! NOW LET ME GO!"

"SHUT UP!" Ranmaru bellowed, getting really annoyed, stomping on my nuts.

"Fuck! You... Are…So…Dead…Kuro…saki," I managed to pant out through the pain as I curled into a light fetus position, grabbing my balls.

Aaaannnd... Cut! This was getting too long, so I needed to cut it off, and this was the easiest place to do it. Ranmaru better hope Hisamitsu doesn't kill him, but he had it coming to him! Now, onto the next chapter!