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"Oh.My.God!" and with that, Bella fainted!

Chapter 4

BellaPOV

"Bella! Bella! Darling are you ok?" Edward questioned in a nervous tone.

"Edward? What happened?"

"You fainted love, can you stand?" Edward had me cradled in his arms as he whispered in my ear. We were all still in the hallway so I hadn't been out for too long.

"Edward, were they really going to do that to poor Martin?" Edward glared at Emmett and Rose before answering my question.

"I'm afraid so love," Edward said as he shook his head back and forth, "do you want me to take you back to Charlie's house?" his tone was warm and supportive but his eyes were sad and guarded.

"What? And leave poor Martin in the perverted clutches of Emmett and Rose?" I snorted as I rolled my eyes, "that's practically animal cruelty!"

At first Edward seemed taken back by my reaction but then he flashed me that crooked smile and my knees felt weak.

"So what do you purpose we do?" My heart started to race just from hearing Edward use the word purpose, dear god I'm obsessed.

"I think we should keep Martin until we make other arrangements." I stated in a surprisingly strong voice. Edward's eyed imperceptibly narrowed but he kept his voice light.

"You want to bring that hamster into our room?" Edward asked, "But he's so noisy and dirty!"

"Edward Anthony Massen Cullen! I refuse to leave Martin with those two!" I pointed a finger at Emmett and Rose who both looked thoroughly pissed at us for ruining their fun. "If you won't let me keep him in our room then I'll just take him back to Charlie's house and we'll both stay there tonight!" I tried to make my voice intimidating as I threatened him (it was nothing compared to the Cullens but I got the point across) "and I will keep my window locked for a week." Everyone knew that it was a hallow threat but Edward realized how strongly I felt on the matter and decided to comply.

"I'm sorry Bella, I didn't mean to be insensitive. Forgive me?" his eyes began to smolder and I caved immediately.

"It's ok, your forgiven." I murmured in a trance.

"Pushover…" Rose mumbled.

RosePOV

God, Bella was wasting a perfect opportunity to manipulate Edward! Hopefully after she's changed she won't melt into a puddle every time he smiles at her.

I wasn't all that upset about Bella and Edward taking Martin but my poor Emmett looked like he might cry. At first I was opposed to using a hamster in our love making but in the end my curiosity got the best of me and I caved.

As Bella and Edward talked I couldn't help but notice that even though we were so rudely interrupted and had been just standing in the hall for about ten minutes, my Emmett was still very excited. Hmmm…maybe getting all dressed up wouldn't be a waste of time.

EmmettPOV

Dear God I had to get out of here! I know I shouldn't still be "happy" but I couldn't help it. And my Rose wearing that little leather outfit wasn't helping. I tried to turn away but I noticed that Rose was starring at me longingly, I chuckled and smiled as she turned, shy for a moment. But the moment passed and she sauntered over to me and pulled me into a passionate kiss. She pulled back for an unnecessary breath and stood on her toes to whisper into my ear.

"These outfits are edible." she lightly grazed my earlobe with her teeth as she teased me. That was all I could take, I grabbed her, threw her over my shoulder, and carried her into our room.

EdwardPOV

I was discussing where we would put Martin when I realized that Rose and Emmett were no longer with us. I decided to tap into their minds for a minute…/ Wow, I didn't even know that they made edible leather lingerie/ Ewww! That must be Rose…

/ Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!/ hmmm…Emmett's classic sex chant.

"Edward? Are you listening to me?" My Bella stood in front of me snapping her fingers.

"Yes love, I'm sorry." Bella just sighed which turned into a loud yawn. "Are you ready for bed?" I asked trying to change the subject.

"I guess so, come on Edward." She started to walk down the hall in a sleepy haze. She continued to stumble so I picked her up and sat her down on our bed.

"Goodnight love." I whispered.

"Night Edward." She grumbled back.