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Back at the Mall...

"So you think that we should become BFFS to make our brother's jealous?" asked Rosalie stupidly.

"Umm, yeah." said Leah, oozing duh. "That's what I just spent half an hour explaining." Leah rolled her eyes. "Boy, when they talk about dumb blondes they sure aren't kidding."

Rosalie glared at Leah. "But we hate each other."

"Isn't that the basis of all good alliances?" asked Leah. "You know, keep your friends close but your enemies closer?"

Rosalie raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you're not over- reacting?" Rosalie gave Leah a tiny smile. "I'm sure your brother is still your best friend."

Leah rolled her eyes. "Let me show you something." she grabbed Rosalie's arm and led her to Limited Too. They both looked into the store.

"OMC!" cried Emmett, "Look Aro, they have a whole wall dedicated to High School Musical!"

"OMC!" called back Aro, "Look over here Emmett, they have a whole wall dedicated to Pirates of the Caribbean!"

Emmett squealed like a fan girl and ran over.

"Excuse me sirs," called the exasperated lady up front, "We'd appreciate it if you wouldn't eat those!"

"You see?" said Leah darkly.

"That's my husband…" moaned Rosalie. "Why did I marry such an idiot?"

"There there," said Leah sympathetically. "That's not the worst of it. Let me show you what this has done to my family." Leah pulled Rosalie over to Target.

"Look over here Seth!" called Edward enthusiastically. "It's the boxed set of Ugly Betty!"

Seth came running. "OMC, WHERE?"

Leah shook her head. "He used to hide the fact he watched Ugly Betty."

Rosalie snickered. "Your brother watches Ugly Betty?"

Leah glared. "So does yours! And at least my husband doesn't obsess over High School Musical."

"At least I have a husband." fired back Rosalie.

Leah glared. Then she broke into a smile. "Not bad. Not bad at all."

"Yeah," agreed Rosalie, "You've got spunk kid."

"I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship."

Rosalie linked arms with Leah. "So what should we do buddy?"

"We should go shopping." Leah said. "Isn't that what BFFS do?"

"Well I don't know," said Rosalie honestly, "I've never had one."

Leah frowned. "I had one once…a long time ago…" she furrowed her brow and concentrated. "I think I had lots of friends…but then I started dating Sam…and they stopped calling…where are they?" then she turned and saw Rosalie. "Can I help you?"

"You know what?" said Rosalie awkwardly, "Let's just go." she started pulling Leah into the nearest store. "Note to self," she murmured quietly, "don't bring up past with Leah."

"Can I help you?" asked the lady at the front of the store.

"Oh, no thanks," said Rosalie with a pretty smile. She turned to Leah, who was almost as red as Bella. "What's wrong with you?"

Leah whimpered and pointed ahead of them. Rosalie's jaw dropped. She'd pulled Leah into Victoria's Secret. She unlinked her arm from Leah's.

"Well this is awkward." said Rosalie.

"Yeah…" said Leah. "Let's leave." She turned to go and ran head first into Sam.

"Oh, I'm so- LEAH?" he asked in horror.

"Sam, what are you doing here?" she looked over his shoulder to see a mortified Emily. Rosalie started to crack up.

"You didn't see anything." said Sam in his alpha voice.

"Of course not." said Leah. "Well we'll leave you in peace." she grabbed Rosalie and walked away from him.

"You're just gonna let him go?" asked Rosalie in disappointment.

Leah pulled out her camera phone and started snapping pictures of Sam and Emily. She turned to wink at Rosalie. "I didn't see anything."

Rosalie grinned evilly. "Nice."

"So where to next?" asked Leah, pulling Rosalie out of the store. At that same moment, Edward and Seth came out of Target, and Emmett and Aro came out of Limited Too (with a ton of bags of course).

Seth gasped. "LEAH!"

"SETH!" she sneered back.

"ROSALIE!" hollered Emmett.

"EMMETT!" hollered Edward.

"EDWARD!" snarled Rosalie.

"ARO!" said Aro happily. "Are we still playing this game?"

"You hate vampires Leah!" said Seth sadly.

"I don't." Leah said defiantly. "Me and Rosalie are BFFS."

"Oh yeah?" pouted Emmett. "What's her favorite color?"

Leah guessed the first color that came to mind. "RED!"

"NO IT'S NOT!" said Emmett, sticking his tongue out, "IT'S BLUE!"

"Emmett," said Edward in exasperation, "It is red."

"Oh," said Emmett. "Well, I'm prettier!"

"Yeah," smirked Seth, "You're so pretty, and witty, and GAY."

"Hey!" snapped Edward. "Don't you talk to him like that!"

"Hey!" snapped Leah, "DON'T YELL AT MY BROTHER!"

Edward glared at her. "YOUR FACE!"

"YOUR MAMMA!"

There was a deadly silence. "Oh no she didn't." said Edward, snapping his fingers in a Z formation. "YOU WANNA TRY THAT AGAIN BIZNATCH?!"

"Break it up!" shouted Rosalie, coming between them and holding them apart.

"I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves…" sang Aro in the background.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" shouted the onlookers of the mall.

Out of nowhere, Alice walked out of Hot Topic and gasped. She ran over to Rosalie and slapped her.

"I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BFF!" she wailed.

Everyone stopped fighting for a second. Rosalie sighed and put her hand on Alice's shoulder. "That's Hollywood for you."

"WE DON'T LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD!" Alice cried. "WE LIVE IN FORKS!" her eye twitched, and she glared at Rosalie. "YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU REPLACED ME, YOU'LL RUE IT!" and she laughed maniacally. As everyone walked away from her, and the crowd started to leave, Alice pulled out her phone. "Bella?" she asked softly. "Get ready. I'll be there in 5." and she started to laugh again as she hung up.

a/n: So I knew this chapter was going to be a little harder because unlike Emmett and Aro, Rosalie and Leah can't just be random. And neither of them are crazed phycopaths like Alice and Edward or emo like Jasper. So I had them get in the funniest non- random situation I could think of...having them meet up with Sam and Emily in Victoria's Secret. I wish I could have made that part longer but this story is rated K. :) REVIEW!