England Gets Annoyed By
Thanks to xMaddie and 17 for the reviews~ being "employed" by your bro has its perks. I doubt this would happen next week though...
Australia's somehow hard to write. This is just a short one, sorry! x_x I seem to like making England's eyebrow twitch. *cough*
EDIT 8/5/11: Can't seem to make some changes stick...
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia. Boo.
Annoyance no. 4: Australia
Before we begin:
Malaysia had surprisingly returned swiftly from Japan's house to take care of the possessed tap. He promised to send it to Russia. Maybe he should have kept it, as a backup to Busby's Chair.
Today:
"G'day, mate!"
He almost dropped his groceries at the sight of the nation grinning and waving at him. Was it just him or did the koala actually give him a sympathetic look? He must be going crazy, if he hasn't from the random visits already.
"... hello, Australia."
"What's with that look?"
"... just tired..."
"I'll boil some water then. Where's your billy?"
"My what?"
"Er... teapot, yeah."
"It's on the kitchen top," he sighed. "Just grab one of those tea packets." I don't think he can brew properly.
"Okey dokey."
England collapsed onto a couch, abruptly getting up once he remembered his groceries. He quickly sorted them out, if only to continue resting. When he was done, so was the tea. He himself took the cups and poured it out, not exactly trusting Australia's large hands, whether they were clumsy or not. The nation took a sip and grimaced. "You drink this everyday?"
"I do put sugar, though not so often for packets," ah, yes, tea. It calmed him enough to make him start thinking of how to get the Aussie out. He wasn't doing anything worth yelling at so far, so perhaps it's okay to let him stay a while.
"You got a butcher? I think I'll have one for the road," Australia gave up trying to drink the murky liquid in his cup and started to get up.
Eyebrow twitch. "I can't understand your slang, Australia."
"Sorry, a habit," he shrugged and gave an apologetic grin. "Got beer?"
…
He does keep a couple of cans. I-it's not like he's a drunkard or something! Sometimes he just doesn't want to go out to the pub and stagger home afterwards, that's just it! "T-the lowest compartment of the fridge."
Australia went home soon afterwards. The two cans, along with a tumbler of brandy and a bottle of sherry disappeared. A note left behind admonished the nation not to keep so many different types of alcohol together.