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BuTTErPelt27 here with chapter 4 gasps Thanks sooooooooooooo much to all

the reviewers! Oh! There are new characters in this chappie, but I'm too lazy to add them to the allegiances. (Just to let you knoooow, Butterpelt30 wrote the end of the chapter – cuz eighth grade keeps us very busy!!!)

DISCLAIMER: Warriors is in full possession of Kate Cary and Cherith Baldry.

But we own the plot and First-aidpaw.

A lone shape walked through the snowfall. Looking closer you could see that it was a black tom cat. He stumbled on through the night in silence until...

"CROWFEATHER!!!!" cried a squeaky voice as a she-cat jumped out of the bushes.

"Starnight," Crowfeather replied, kissing her paw and gazing into her eyes.

"OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!! I cant wait to go to that fancy Italian restaurant you told me about!!! Look, I mapquested the instructions and and - and - and -THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!" cried Starnight excitedly (duh). She waved the papers in front of his face. He read the top.

START: The middle of nowhere/Snowclan territory.

"Here, grab on, we can fly there!!!!!" Crowfeather grabbed onto Starnight. They flew to the restaurant. The waiter greeted them as soon as they came in and sat them down. After not to long, their order came.

Crowfeather¹s spaghetti with meatballs was placed in front of the two cats.

Crowfeather fed Starnight a noodle as he gazed at her lovingly with eyes that were blue in the first 4 books, but were amber in Twilight. Suddenly, the door slammed open. Two she-cats - one a light brown tabby, and the other a starry, silver cat ­ burst into the restaurant.

Crowfeather gulped. "L-leafpool? Feathertail??"

But the two angry she-cats weren¹t looking at him. They both stopped in front of Starnight. "YOU!" they screeched in unison. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU¹RE DOING, HERE WITH MY TOMCAT?? MY HANDSOME BLACK TOM??²

"But- But-" Starnight stammered, but was cut off as the wind was knocked out of her ­ Feathertail and Leafpool were attacking!

Dustpelt, who was sitting in the corner with his family (Dustpelt had Filet Mignon, Ferncloud had the turkey breast, and Birchpaw had the kid¹s chicken fingers with French fries) saw what was happening, and yowled, "CAT FIGHT!!! LITERALLY!"

Leafpool bit down hard on Starnight¹s shoulder, while Starnight tried to scratch Feathertail, but couldn¹t because Feathertail is made of stars. Crowfeather watched with horror while he nibbled on a meatball as his three lovers (cough cough NONE OF THEM FROM WINDCLAN! cough cough) fought each other. Which one could he love? He thought and thought and finally, he exploded!

The three she-cats stopped instantly. "CROWFEATHER!" they

wailed. Well, all except Feathertail, who was laughing maniacally.

"HAHAHA!" she laughed. "Now Crowfeather lies in Starclan with

ME! HaHA!" Feathertail flew up into the sky.

Leafpool and Starnight gazed up at the sky in horror as Crowfeather's caterwauls were heard from above. "AH DON¹T WANNA DIE!!¹ he

could be heard saying. "OH MY GOD! THERE¹S LIKE, NOTHING HERE! THERE¹S CROWFOOD EVERYWHERE, AND NIGHTSTAR JUST INVITED ME TO ARM-WRESTLE HIM! AHH!² Nightstar¹s tomly (manly ) grunts could be heard from above as he arm-wrestled their boyfriend.)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Starnight sobbed. "My love!!! MY LOVE!!!!!" she grabbed a meatball and popped it into her mouth. "Noooooooooo!" she finished. Suddenly, Willowpelt appeared (why her, I have no idea!).

"Come," she said. It is time to return to your Clan."

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I don't wanna!!!" Starnight cried, kicking and screaming. She jumped on top of the shocked Willowpelt.

"Wooh!!!!!" Dustpelt screamed for Starnight. Willowpelt slashed at Starnight's head. "Boo!!!" he shouted and picked up a meatball from Crowfeather's abandoned dish and chucked it at Willowpelt. As it hit her, the fight stopped. Willowpelt began sobbing. Starnight gazed sadly at the crying Willowpelt and nuzzled her cheek. Then she turned on Dustpelt and smushed the rest of her spaghetti in his face. He yowled and started throwing food. The restaurant was absolute commotion.

There was food flying everywhere, Willowpelt was sobbing, Starnight was stuffing garlic mashed potatoes in Dustpelt's ears. Ferncloud was flinging ketchup at everyone with a spoon, and Mudclaw started yowling manaically and threw a huge bucket of shrimp in the air. Birchpaw stared blankly at the situation; he took a huge bite of chicken finger and colored his activity sheet with a blue crayon. As all of the waiters ran around, screaming in Itailian, Willowpelt suddenly regained her composure. She grabbed Starnight and apparated out. Starnight fell into her classy, king sized bed in the Warriors den and cried herself to sleep.

The next morning Darkstar rose out of her den. "CLAN!!!!!!!" she announced. "Today we are going to a gathering!!!!!!! Who wants to come!!!!!!!" A tumbleweed rolled by. "N-n-no one???" she began breaking down.

"Darkstar!!" cried Snowcloud. "Breathe in, Breathe out, good. We have to go to the gathering! Cats! Don't you wanna see the other Clans?"

The Clan stared back at him blankly.

"Okay then, Darkstar, choose some cats to go!"

But Darkstar was too busy rocking back and forth on the highrock, cuddling with her Firestar plushie and murmuring to it.

"I guess I'm choosing," continued Snowcloud, sighing. "Ok then, Pinkpool, Pinkpatch, Brambleclaw, Nightwind, Starnight –"

"WHOOH!" said Nightwind. Starnight looked at Snowcloud with sad, wet eyes (almost as wet as all the cats around her) and ran back to the warriors' den, sobbing.

"Anyway, Brindleflower, Herbpaw, First-aidpaw, and that toaster oven that just appeared out of nowhere. Okay? Okay. Let's go! Ready, Darkstar?"

"GA!" she replied. "I mean, okie dokie…"

At the gathering…

Starnight wiped her eyes (on Herbpaw) as the clan arrived at ThreeTrees (it used to be Fourtrees, but one of the trees fell in love with a gorgeous pine tree, and they ran off together.) She looked down at the other three clans: AishaClan, who they had recently had a battle with, CatClan, and GreenbeanClan. The clearing was filled with cats – and green beans. She tumbled down next to Pinkpool, who was visiting Queen3 from Catclan.

"Hey, Queen3!" mewed Pinkpool. "How's life in Catclan?"

Queen3 blinked at her with the most bored face on the planet. "Oh, nothing," she said with a flat voice. "Queen6 gave birth to kit45, kit46, and kit47. Aprentice78 became Warrior196. Leader and MedicineCat went to highstones. The usual."

Pinkpool's eyes began to droop with the news of the boring life of CatClan. Starnight went over to talk to some GreenbeanClan warriors, who were all gathered around First-aidpaw and that toaster oven that came out of nowhere. They seemed to be listening very intently to what they were saying."

"And I was just a kit at the time," First-aidpaw was saying, "When the giant Cannoli fell on the elder's den. Well, Butterpelt ate it all before it could spoil, but still. Right, toasty?"

The toaster oven sat there as crickets were heard in the back round.

"How interesting," said Beanclaw of Greenbeanclan (translated from Green bean language).

"Yes," said Greenfoot of GreenBeanClan. "Very interesting,"

"I WANNA CANNOLI!!" squealed BeanGreenpaw. "PWEEZ, MOMMY?"

"No!" replied Guh-reen-BUh-eenflower. "You can't eat anything! You're a GREEN BEAN!"

They were interrupted as The Minuet in E minor was heard from the high rock. It was Darkstar, signaling that the gathering was starting!

"HI!!" she meowed. "Leader, would you like to start?"

"Sure," Leader droned. "Greetings, pitiful Carbon-based life forms. In our clan, stuff has happened. Yeah." He blinked, one eye and then the other. "Kit43 and Kit44 have become Apprentice79 and Apprentice80. They are here tonight." He pointed with his boring tail to two boring apprentices. They were sleeping, just like all the other cats/green beans there. "Anyway, MedicineCat and I went to highstones and got messages from Starclan. While. We tried, but in the middle, StarClan fell asleep-"

He was interrupted as he was kicked off the rock by BLUEAISHA ("Aah," he said as he fell, with the flattest voice ever.) "I would like to speak next!" BLUEAISHA hissed. "PAY ATTENTION!" All the cats below woke up groggily as her voice boomed around the clearing. "Anyway, I have very, very important news!" she looked at them with an evil grin.

"What?" yelled Beanclaw.

"I'M TAKING A DRAMATIC PAUSE, YEESH! Anyway, I have to say, HI!!!!!! MUAHAHA! MUAHHAHA!" she leapt off the highrock, gathering her cats/dogs/elephants.

"Erm, I'd like to speak now," said Greenstar. "Okay then, BeanGreenkit was made into an apprentice, Beanclaw was made deputy when a crazed rabbit ate my old deputy, MushyVegetabletail. The Clan honors him –"

He was cut off as crunching was heard from the great rock – Darkstar was chewing something, but what? Oh, dear goodness! She was eating Greenstar!

The crowd gasped as Darkstar burped. "Mm… Yummy!" she said for herself. "Okay, then. Um, yeah. We have a new apprentice, yadda yadda yadda, okay, bye!"

The cats/vegetables were still gaping at her as she strolled out of the clearing. A pitiful wail was heard from Guh-reen-Buh-eenflower as she moved close to the horrified BeanGreanpaw.

Starnight stared sympathetically at the GreenBeanClan warriors, and followed her leader. She was joined by First-aidpaw, who was dragging that toaster oven along with him. My god – WHERE DID IT COME FROM??

END OF CHAPTER FOUR