Episode Three: A Warrior Awakens
Please note that all the characters in this show are made up, except Azure (me), so all relations with these characters are fabricated. (Also, all outfits are available on , at and for Alice) (Except the geisha and male outfits) Oh, and Natalie's diary entry was not mine.
{Text here} Symbols mean "dressed as"
[Text here] Symbols mean an action/stage direction/description
Scathach: {Dressed as a teen Li'l Red Riding Hood} You. You did this to me!
Azure: Yes. Yes, I did. You honestly don't think you'd dress up like that on your own, did you?
[The camera zooms out. Everyone is dressed in costumes, including Azure and the staff.]
Wilhelmina: {A Tavern Wench in pink} [Angrily] You dressed me as a tavern Wench! You expect me to be happy?
Karen: {A Black and Pink Geisha} I don't know. I kind of like dressing up. It's fun.
Melanie: {A Gypsy Princess}Mi chiedo perché siamo vestiti. Non mi dispiace essere una zingara misteriosa, però.
Freddy: {Medieval Knight} I'm with Melanie on this one. I like being a knight. [Turns to Melanie] Melanie, siamo in costume, perché questo è l'episodio speciale di Halloween.
Azure: [In a knee-length black dress] Hello once more. As Freddy just said, we are all dressed up because, if all goes as planned, this will be posted on October 31. Also, if you want, you can find my dress on as 'black sylph dress.' Nico, darling, would you mind telling the viewers who I am?
Nico: {Goth boy, not very different from real life} [Dismally] This is Azure.
Azure: Aside from Scathatch, I think we all know that. I meant who I am dressed as.
Nico: Oh. You are dressed as a nymph of the underworld.
Azure: Yes, specifically a dead sylph. Hence the dress name.
Amy: {Alice from Alice in Wonderland} As much as it pains me, shouldn't we be moving on?
Azure: Oh, yes, thank you. Moving on...
From: YouKnowMe
(Can I guest star? If so, Youknowme can be referred to as Kitty, and has thick wavy light brown hair. She wears silver oval wire-frame glasses over brown eyes. She is pale, and somewhat transparent, veins showing in most places. She is built small. Kitty is shy, but spazzier than Dan around friends. She keeps referring to the Kane Chronicles Bast. Followed by her muses, a long curly black haired faerie named Agatha, who has Monarch Butterfly wings, and a hyperactive dryad named Olivia with blonde hair and blue eyes. Olivia uses Old English (Thou, thy, thee.) and sometimes the others use it too.) *Is turning red and grinning creepily. Turning red because of- ah- A male twin who's about her age in the 39 clues*
Amy. *poke* Thou shalt dangle thy brother over intensely hot lava.
And thou, Dan. *nudge* Thou SHALT burn all thy ninja-related possessions. Then thou shalt scatter the ashes.
Amy. *cough* Read the most embarrassing entry of your diary. Out loud, so EVERYONE can hear. THE WHOLE THING. OH-ER, if you don't have a diary, read -OUT LOUD- this- THING IAN KABRA WROTE. YEAH. *Shoves The Sword Thief into her hands open at a certain point* Read this from the paragraph about him shoving you away to-'allowing their lips to brush.'
DANNNY MY MAN! Live 1 month with Jonah Wizard!
Azure: Oh, yeah...Forgot to mention that only users can be guest stars. However, since I made a mistake, I have agreed to let Kitty co-host. Oh, and not to sound like a public service announcement, but please don't use your real name if you want to be called something. Or age, etc. But personal appearance is fine, because I bet that there are at least a billion or so brown-haired females, for example, in this world.
[The Huntress glides offstage, her face hidden by her rich green robes.]
Katrina: {Medieval Court Lady} Now that we've gotten that over with, can I go back to the review room? They won't sort themselves, you know.
Penny: {Green and Brown Tavern wench} I agree with Katrina. I was not made for the limelight. I must go back to my desk now.
Marie: {Blue Water Nixie} I need to go back to my supplies, too. Sorry to bail, sis, but I have a feeling this will be a very painful version of an episode. Just a hunch.
[The three women walk off after that ominous comment, leaving Amy shivering in her seat.]
Amy: Who turned down the heat?
Natalie: {A female pirate} Of course you're cold. We're all [She motions to the three young women, purposely leaving out Azure] dressed in outfits barely getting past our thighs. Now, normally, I'd have no problem with that, but being forced to by some deranged lady doesn't do anything for my mood. [She takes off a shoe and chucks it at Azure. Azure ducks, and it misses. Enraged, Natalie takes off the other shoe and throws it at Azure again. This time, it flies too far to the right.] ARRGH!
Azure: Not to break up this beautiful little rant, but let's get back to the dares, now shall we?
Scathatch: NO! I refuse to do anything until I get some answers.
Azure: Do as they do. You're going to follow me for the day to get the swing of things. And now, I'm going to have to start teaching you all before the show starts.
[They ride the elevator again and go up thirty floors. The doors click open, and they go out onto a narrow walkway.]
Dan: {A ninja, of course} [Leaning over the railing] Whoa! This is cool!
Amy: Let's get this over with. [Ties Dan up while he's staring, transfixed, at the lava below.] On a somewhat unrelated note, I wondered why the elevator was missing ten floors.
Azure: We considered making a glass elevator, but the insect floor creeps me out, so we decided against it.
Dan: This is awesome! I can just see it bubbling and boiling... [The rope gives a sudden jerk, but he doesn't notice] It's like something off the National Geographic channel, only that doesn't put me to sleep!
Azure: Oh yeah. [Walks out and hands him a bundle] Here are your possessions.
Dan: [Still in awe of the man-made volcano] Wow... [He accidentally drops the bundle] AHH! NO! My ninja stuff! [Wildly grabs for it, swinging back and forth]
Azure: Dan! Don't – [We hear a snap, and the rope breaks.] Oh, great! [Azure jumps off the side, catching Dan. She soars back up to the walkway]
Amy: What the- What was that?
Azure: Not a word of this to anyone. Ever.
Amy: [Weakly] Who'd believe me?
Azure: My point. [They go back down.] Oh, and you'll want this. [Hands Amy a small brown-paper wrapped book]
Amy: HEY! How'd you get a hold of this?
Azure: [Smiles mysteriously] It makes for some nice bedtime reading. I post-ited a passage I want you to read, okay?
Amy: No. Not OK. And only you could make post-it into a verb.
Azure: Well, we're back, so start reading.
Amy: [Gulps] Today we arrived in Paris, the city of love. I am excited about the clue hunt, but worried, too. Our competition is fierce.
First off, there's the Kabras: Ruthless, frightening, and driven. Natalie is a spoiled brat, and so is Ian, so I think we have a fair enough chance against them.
Then, there are the Holts. Mostly brawn, and not many brains between them all, but the father is a driven by a passion to prove himself.
Then we have the Starlings, probably our fiercest competition. They are really intelligent, so that is a problem. However, I remain optimistic.
Dan's getting suspicious, so I'll have to finish quickly. Secretly, I'm hoping that I'll run into Ian in one of those damsel-in-distress situations, and he'll prove that he really does have a heart.
Well, one can dream, can't she?
Ian: {Rich Medieval Lord} I do have a heart! And I am not a brat!
Natalie: Yes, he does. He keeps it locked away in a very small, thermostat-controlled box that is always set at thirty degrees below zero. At least, it was until you came along. [Glares pointedly at Amy] But, it can't be helped. Ditto on the brat thing.
Azure: [Coughs] OK, moving on...
Fan (girl) 1: What's with all the medieval costumes?
Fan (girl) 2: Yeah, I was wondering that myself!
Fan (boy) 3: It's Halloween, you airheads!
Fan 1: Yeah, we get that.
Fan 2: She means why medieval!
Fan 1: [mutters under her breath] Jerk.
Azure: So glad you asked! I'm going through a little medieval phase. Don't worry, it changes often. And now, a custom advertisement!
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Thank you!
From: Anonymous
For Amy:
Truth-You seem to hate Ian, but do you really? Answer this with Dan listening and he may not wear earplugs.
Dare-Sing Oh! By Girls Generation in front of ten million people including all of the clue hunting teams...and your friends.
For Ian:
Truth-Do you have any feelings for Amy? If so, from when?
Dare-Be Natalie's servant for 24 hours.
Azure: Sorry, people. I vetoed the singing dares. And I'd appreciate if you signed your dares with something more than "Anonymous" so I can give you credit.
Ian: Being her slave is any different from life how?
Natalie: Because you won't have opinions, you twit.
Amy: If you two are done-
Natalie: Shut up, peasant! [Azure rolls her eyes] Everything was fine until you came along. You aren't' the least bit fashionable or attractive, and yet, somehow, you stole my idiot brother's heart! He used to be cold and calculating. Now he spends five minutes wondering what you'd think of him if he did this, if he did that. [Throughout the speech, Ian is turning redder and redder, but Natalie isn't anywhere near done] You have become a sissy! You have fallen in love with some poor American girl, and you are head over heels. Face it Ian. You are a no-good [Stamp], lily-livered [stamp], love-struck [stamp], moony-eyed [stamp] puppy-dog!
Azure: Again, if you are done-
Natalie: [On a roll] No, I am not done! I hate it on this god-forsaken show, and I am suffering! My clothes were all burnt, for crying out loud! And yet Ian is all happy because he gets a room across the hall from his love. And now, I have a pathetic, good-for-nothing brother who's hopelessly in- [A piece of duct tape is placed over her mouth]
Azure: [Eyes blazing] You. Are. DONE. [Everyone takes a step back.] Now, if we can move this along, Amy. Now. [Takes out cell] Hi. Break after this, and SRU. Stat.
Amy: Okay...Umm, well...
Dan: We're listening.
Ian: Yes, love.
Dan: Humph.
Amy: Well, I don't hate him...And, I may have had feelings for him once, but now...
Dan and Ian: You have Evan.
Azure: [Whispers] A Vesper Spy.
Amy: What?
Azure: [Innocently] Nothing.
Ian: Yes. No. Maybe. I'm not quite sure...
Azure: Yes, you do.
Ian: [Growing red] There's something...Maybe not love, but something...
Azure: "Like being drawn into the center of a large enigma radiating a powerful aura..."
Ian: [Blanching] How do you know about that?
Azure: You write poetry. Face it.
[The whole cast starts to laugh, even Natalie from behind her gag]
Azure: Next!
From: Anonymous
Josh Newman: Josh, tell us, you do you like better, Virginia Dare or Scathach the Warrior Maid? You must answer this in front of them both, and they cannot be disarmed.
Josh: Well...I'm not sure. I feel caught between the two...but more on the Scathach side. [blushing slightly] I mean, I meant to say something before...But Dee and Dare...
Scathach: Boy...If I wasn't so flattered I'd rip you limb from limb right now.
Azure: He writes poems, too.
From: IHeartTheBoyWithTheBeard
Nice Story so far! Can I guest star?
Truth- For next chapter: Dan do you have any girlfriends?
Dare-I dare you to dress like a girl!
I guess this is kind of evil. I'll think of more stuff later.
Azure: OK, so there's a list, going like this:
Next is Miss HeartTheBoy
Then Wolfy
After is IceHeart
Azure: OK, I think that's it. More to come, probably. Now, Dan...Go on with it!
Dan: Yeah, I do. She's pretty.
Natalie: [Pales] You're bluffing.
Amy: No, actually, he isn't. She works at a video arcade at the mall. She has a nice French accent. She also speaks French, of course.
Dan: She's really beautiful...and she has a nice laugh...and she knows cheats and all that stuff about video games, and she loves ninjas.
Azure: A physical description, preferably more than "beautiful."
Dan: Well, she has kind of caramel blonde hair with bleached highlights from the sun. And her eyes are a deep grey-indigo color. She's about 5'1" and she's thin and light, and she looks good in anything.
Azure: Well...That's nice...
Dan: And her name is Brigitte...
Azure: That's pretty. Moving on...Since we're kind of pressed for time, and it takes a half an hour to get you into that costume, we're going to skip the other one...Sorry!
From: Leafstar of Forestclan
Coolio! This is an interesting idea! IT was a little confusing, but that can be fixed. Like, specify actions.
OK, So!
I dare Josh to become your personal slave for a day, (cuz of his aura powers). Truth: Is there anything between you and the warrior maid? What about you and Virginia Dare?
Dan must break into Natalie's room and read a page of her diary. Truth: Natalie isn't your girlfriend, is she? Because you could do SO much better.
Amy is going to go on a romantic dinner with Ian, and tell him her feelings. Likewise, he must do the same. Outfits!
Keep writing awesome things and you just might have a fan!
Azure: Wow...Thank you. OK, Dan just said that Natalie wasn't his girlfriend so that's done...We're not changing clothes, so that's out...And I have 'aura powers' too, so that's done. We already did the Josh and Scathach thing...Apparently Scathach was just as clueless as we were. And Natalie already knows, so...here, just take it.
Dan: Thanks...I think...
Azure: Just read...I'm so paranoid right now.
Dan: Why?
Azure: Reading scary stories plus overactive imagination equals extreme paranoia. My ice machine is making me freak out.
Amy: I sympathize.
Dan: *Ahem* [Puts on fake Natalie voice]
Dear Diary,
I am so over this clue hunting rubbish. I haven't gone shopping in, like, weeks. I actually wore the same outfit twice last month. Ewww! What if someone had seen me?
Azure: Someone did see you.
Dan: I know finding the 39 clues is important, and, like, ultimate power sounds lovely and all, but a girl can only make so many sacrifices.
The pressure is getting to Ian as well. I think he has a crush on Amy Cahill. UGH! It's almost too foul to imagine.
How could he fancy some girl who dresses like a color-blind homeless person? Of course, now I'll be able to male Ian do whatever I want! He's afraid I'll hack his CliqueMe page again. I changed his interests to girls who stutter, girls in ratty t-shirts, girls whose names start with "A," and orphans, but not the cute kind. It was hilarious!
Ian: I was not in love with her. I am not in love with her!
Azure: Your face says otherwise.
Amy: So it was you who did that!
Natalie: Of course.
Azure: We all know they are/were in love, so let's move on.
From: Rwyf-Yn-y- Oh, let us just say Wolfy!
OMG, this is hilarious, thanks for using my Truths and Dares! So Nico's here huh? *Smiles evily* Hehehehehe...
Nico: Dare: You and a female of your choice *coughcoughAmycoughcough* Have to dress like Gunther and Tinka from Shake It Up, then let others take pictures and post it everywhere they can think of.
Truth: Do you have a crush on anyone? If so, tell us! If not...whatever
Natalie: Dare: Dress like a hobo and let others take pictures and post it everywhere they can think of.
Truth: Have you ever been rejected by a boy you asked out? If so, who? if not, you're weird.
Amy: Dare: I dare you to go on international television and tell the world about the clue hunt, and what roles you and Dan played in it. Then let 5 people who saw it do what they want to ya'll. (Other People in Rock My World are not eligible to participate.)
Truth: Did you ever have a crush on a TV star, or singer, or other famous person? If so, who? If not...cool.
Ian: Dare: Sing Kiss the Girl by Chameleon Circuit to Amy, replacing the word Sophie (In the song) with Amy, then kiss her at the end, then let everyone else do what they will to you for that.
Truth: Have you ever eaten public school food? If so, did you like it? If not...you're lucky.
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These messages have been approved by the Blaidd Drwg Corporation, Vitex industries, and Satellite 5.
This is getting really long, so I'm just gonna say, I love this story and I can't wait for the next chapter, and I would still love to be a co-host! Also, were these T&D's evil enough, or should I make them eviler? Cause I could. Anyway...bye!
~Rwyf-Yn-Y-Blaidd-Drwg (AKA: Wolfy)
Azure: No kidding it was long! Are those ads even real places? Oh, yeah, last words from our sponsors:
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And, watch To The Sky by Owl City! Or other Owl City songs!
Now, back to our feature presentation!
Dan: What's Rachel's Challenge?
Azure: Go look it up! We have a show to film! Rain Check on the dress-up. Remind me next time! No singing, sorry, but it wouldn't be fair. Not allowed to blow the clue hunt wide open, sorry. I asked ten, maybe twelve, different people, but no deal. Start now.
Ian: Yes, once. The Pizza was pretty good, actually. And why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and me?
Kitty: Because thou art our favorite pairing, young lord! Hiya, people!
Azure: Oh, hey! You got here! And...You're dressed as a butterfly-type thing...without wings...How did you know to dress up?
Kitty: I'm not dressed up.
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Azure: Sorry 'bout the long addresses...Yeah...
Kitty: So anyhow, glad to be here. Is my hair OK? I missed your stylist.
Azure: Yeah, it's fine...It's kind of arranged in a halo, with a braid. Your glasses are nice. But, you're kind of pale...
Kitty: Oh, don't worry. And Agatha did it for me... She's awesome.
Agatha: Thank you, young mistress.
Kitty: So, is Bast here?
Azure: No, why?
Kitty: I just thought she would be. Cuz, you know, Kane Chronicles...So, on with the dares!
Natalie: [Indignant] No I have not! And I'm not weird! I just never asked a guy out.
Nico: Kind of...This one girl at camp. She's an Aphrodite girl.
Azure: Hey, random question. If I were to make a website, would you guys visit it?
Victims: No!
Audience: Yes!
Azure: Just wondering. Move on.
Amy: Not really...This book character, yeah...But you guys won't know about him.
Azure: I do that too!
Kitty: And, moving on...
From: Violet911
*claps in approval*
Bravo, Azure! Bravo. You did well in role playing me! And if my character is still allowed in the show, you could continue role-playing me.
Now for the truths:
Dan - Must have been fun, destroying all Natalie's clothes. In my opinion, the only reason I liked her because she had dart guns. But now that's gone, she's nothing to me. Okay, if Natalie wasn't actually a spoiled brat, would you consider liking her? The least, be friends with her?
Natalie - Sadly, it's a good thing all your clothes are gone. It's character build up, dear. Get used to it. Now, let's see . . . Ah! What type of man will you fall in love with? I don't care if you got from those cliché books and movies. I want to know.
Nico - Seriously, you couldn't be any . . . cooler! I wish you were my brother (BROTHER, not husband; I consider any figure of death as a family member so I gesture to Anubis, as well). Anyway, were you honestly interested in death or things revolved around the subject, before you found out about your parentage?
Amy - I had enough with you. On second thought, do you (often) have crushes on boys if they're good looking and smart? If yes, why do you switch so fast?*
Ian - Are you easily jealous? *raises hands in the air* All I ask from you.
Josh - How can you not catch the drift? You are clearly kidnapped by an awesome person.
Dares: (I promise, no more singing!)
Dan - Wear a toga and pretend to be any god you like. Doesn't matter if it's Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse, Chinese, etc.
Natalie - Try to do famous hip-hop moves.
Nico - Watch a Disney Princess Marathon, NON-STOP, with my baby sister. Be tied to a chair, if you try to squirm away. * *
Amy - Bake cookies. 10 different platters of them. Then, serve them to the captives and the hosts in a cosplay maid outfit.
Ian - Dress as a lowly butler and help Amy in serving. I warn you, no harassing her or I will smite with my frying pan.
Wow, that was a lot but worth to type.
~Violet911
* Reference to The Medusa Plot
* * I apologize, Nico. I love you, but you're (hypothetically) my little brother. So it's my duty to mess with you.
Azure: Oh, thank God! My first compliment from a co-host! YAY! Oh, and I can't kidnap your little sister, cuz' that would be child abuse, so he'll have to watch it on his own.
Dan: Friends, yes. Love, no. She wouldn't be spoiled, but she wouldn't be attractive, either.
Natalie: HEY!
Azure: Again, remind me of those dress-up ones for next show! Just re-do all these dares, to save time.
Ian: NO!
Amy: NO! Please don't!
Natalie: OK, one who's smart. And he'd have to be funny. And be able to take care of me. And love me for me. And who is kind of cute.
Nico: Thank you. I wouldn't mind having you as a sister if such terrible things didn't happen to all my sisters. Such as Hazel and Bianca, for instance. And, yes, sort of. I liked myth, and I thought Hades' job was cool.
Amy: Yes. If they are nice to me. Only reason I switched.
Wilhelmina: [Walks on stage] Package from Reyna at Camp Jupiter.
Nico: Yes! A rescue party!
Azure: No. A jewel puppy lie detector. Apparently the two (gold and silver), had a puppy, and Reyna owes me.
Nico: You know Reyna?
Azure: Obviously. [Rolls eyes] On with the festivities of torture!
Ian: No, I am not. [Puppy growls] Fine. Yes, sort of. But what's a dog going to do?
Azure: Iocale will bite you if you lie. With diamond teeth.
Ian: Nice puppy. [Io growls more] Eep!
Azure: Io! Calm!
Iocale: Arff! Ruff! [Wags tail happily, licking Azure's leg]
Azure: [Laughing] Good girl, good girl!
Kitty: Good girl- [Io Growls] OK...Next!
From: Ice Heart
Wow... Anyway taking time out of the break for not going to say which sport practice To review! :D
First Dan, thanks for the compliment and try to find out my number... Now to the T&D! : D and this time... I will spare Ian because he created my favorite new quote: "Shoot to kill?"
But I won't spare Amy, she deserves it... Two words as hint, Evan Tolliver
So... Amy Hope Cahill, I dare you to wear the Cheerios cheerleading Outfit from Glee, cause it's embarrassing for a shy person cause of the Skirt
And Nico ( if your still there) truth- Have you ever kissed a Girl?
~Luna
P.S. Can I co host?
Dan: Hey, I call 'em as I see 'em.
Azure: [Confused] Wait...I'm not one of her friends...
Amy: Evan is cute and nice! Why is everyone so against him?
Ian: Like you have to ask.
Amy: Shut up, you.
Josh: Me-ow.
Amy: You too.
Nico: Yes...The said Aphrodite girl. I'm not quite sure if we're together or not. She starts to sing Deer in the Headlights when she thinks she's alone. I'm not sure if she's comparing us to the song.
Azure: I sing any Owl City song. Don't get your hopes up.
From: ChristianBookNerd
Sorry I changed my pen name. I like this one better!
OK.
Josh: I dare you to freak all the other contestants out with your mad magic skills. Truth: Why in the world do you trust Dee?
Natalie: I dare you to like the floor. :)
Ian: I dare you to get back in the spider-filled box! Truth: Tell Amy how much you hate her boyfriend!
Amy: Truth: So how are you and Evan doing?
That's all!
Azure: Do I seem rushed to you guys?
Cast: Sort of.
Azure: Oh. Sorry. I'll try and make these last few dares really slow and painful. [A collective groan] Now, now, nobody likes a pessimist.
Amy: You are such a hypocrite.
Scathach: I agree, mortal.
Azure: Must we go through this again?
Amy: Please don't.
Azure: Scathach, dear, shouldn't you be able to sense one of your own?
Josh: Shouldn't we move on?
Azure: Oh, yeah. Freak them out, then.
[Josh creates a swinging, solid-looking chandelier. He lets it fall. Natalie screams. Ian throws himself to push Amy out of the way. Just before it hits the ground, or a person, it vanishes.]
Ian: Well.
Amy: That was completely unnecessary. I knew that was going to happen.
Scathach: Why? Are you special too?
Dan: Nah, she just has mad deduction skills.
Josh: I don't trust him. What are you talking about?
Azure: And here we reach our made-up spoiler and time paradox. Because I'm changing the series!
Josh: Wait. What?
Azure: See, Josh here was under a spell when he was trusting Dee. So there's that explanation. And on an unrelated note, Evan Tolliver is a Vesper spy.
Amy: Is not!
Azure: FF authors are allowed to take creative liberties. Deal with it.
Ian: Spider-filled box?
Azure: Aw, shoot. Is my lack of memory affecting the cast again?
Wilhelmina: Yes, Azure.
Ian: Oh, yeah. That. I said no more spiders!
Azure: And I said no promises. [Ian climbs in the box.]
Ian: OK, done.
Azure: Oh, no you don't. Answer the truth, and then you're staying in there for a while.
Ian: OK. Amy, I hate your boyfriend. He's a total stuck-up jerk who thinks he's better than everyone else.
Azure: Now isn't that ironic.
Amy: Well, you just go on sitting in that spider-filled box for all eternity, because I don't care. It's going fine. We've been dating for almost a year now, and everyone makes fun of us because we haven't kissed yet. I keep waiting, though. The opportunity will present itself.
Azure: Same problem, same solution. Carry on.
Natalie: Umm...I like the floor?
Azure: I'll let you off this time; because it isn't my fault people misspell so many words in edits. If it's this trivial of an error, I don't bother correcting it.
Kitty: Next!
Azure: No, let's break first.
A five minute break for the audience to grab popcorn and refreshments ensues.
Azure: OK, we're back.
From: Sunny99
Umm, who to torture first? *thinking...*
Amy, I have decided to give you TWO dares. First, you have to burn down a library. Don't ask why...I have reasons...Second; I want you to jump into a pit of anacondas. *cackles evilly*
Ian, YOU must shave Amy bald (don't tell her that this is a dare, I suggest earplugs, so that she thinks he did it just because) and then stay ten minutes after to suffer the aftermath. Truth-do you dream about Amy? (Nothing dirty, promise.)
Dan, (he is coming, right?) Um, can't really think of anything for you. I give you cake, just so that maybe Amy is jealous...
Here are the lie detector, cake, and the hissing crate full of hungry anacondas. This should be fun!
Amy: Snakes...It's always snakes...
Dan: I'm backing away slowly...Very slowly...
Amy: Here goes everything. [Jumps in]
Azure: It's supposed to be 'nothing.'
Amy: But this isn't 'nothing.'
Azure: If you insist.
Josh: Snakes...
Azure: So leave, if you're terrified! Oh, good lord. There are far too many lily-livered, no-good, critical males in this world. Curse you (Insert annoying male's name here)!
Scathach: Well...That was odd.
Azure: I completely agree, and I was the one who said it.
Ian: Since she knows, I can't do it, right?
Azure: Yes. I should probably read these in advance. Just answer your truth, then.
Ian: Yes. I dream about her. Mostly nightmares about what happened that day, but dreams none-the-less.
Io: Grrrr...
Ian: I didn't technically lie!
Io: GRRR! [runs for his hand]
Ian: FINE! Other dreams too! Other dreams too! Get this crazy dog to stop chasing me!
Azure: Iocale! Duis persequendae vos mos adepto a puero tractat!
Ian: So...You know Latin, your camera-boy knows Italian...What is with you people?
Azure: We're all at least trilingual. It helps a lot. I know Latin, Greek, Egyptian, French, and other languages.
Dan: Really?
Azure: Sort of. Here's your cake.
Dan: Lemon? Really?
Azure: It's good, trust me.
Dan: Fine.
Amy: Dan, why does everyone hate me?
Dan: They don't hate you.
Azure: We hate Evan Tolliver. Now go burn down a library. [Amy leaves]
From: OREOES555
Ian I dare you to spar with Nico (no powers Dead Head) with a sword.
Josh, Nico I dare you to explain to the 39 clues people about Greek gods/magic and not try to cover it up with the mist afterwards
Dead Head refers to Nico's parentage BTW.
See ya,
OREOES555
PS: When does the Kane Chronicles come in? What about Sophie, Percy, or Sadie?
Azure: I briefed them on the whole 39 Clues thing, so now...Take it away boys!
Josh: Well, everyone has an aura. It's kind of like an energy meter telling you how much you have left, and allowing you to perform amazing feats. An elder just has to awaken you. You are each dormant, minus Nico, and if you were to be awakened, you could do things like the chandelier trick.
Nico: On another note... [Clears throat] The Greek gods are real. They migrate across the world, and now live in the US. Moreover, I have reason to believe that all the children in the Cahills are descendants of demigods.
Amy: Wait...What?
Ian: You expect us to believe this crap?
Nico: Yes, because it's true.
Amy: But...those are all myths.
Azure: Then in that way of thinking, I shouldn't be here.
Nico: Yes, Milady. [Turns to Amy] She is correct. You are not all descended from an Olympian, but...oh, there's no explanation. The point is, all of you are related to divinity; all children from Olivia. Lucians are descendants of Apate, a male spirit of fraud, deceit, etc. She was forced to protect them from the Vespers, an organization led by a daughter or son of Hecate, carrying on their mother's vengeance. Hecate founded the Vespers because she was jealous of all godly attention Olivia was getting. Oh, interruption. Azure is Lady Asteria, immortal titaness of the falling stars, daughter of Ceous and Pheobe. [He kneels in front of her.] While she is here, none of us can be killed.
Amy: Does that mean that Marie is actually Leto?
Azure: No. She's just from a fling my mother had with Asclepius. She somehow was born on the same day. She then became apprenticed to Aceso, and later Aegle. So she is the divine healer. She could probably save the world, if it would stay saved for more than a few minutes.
Amy: Ok. Go on with the other part...
Nico: Janus are descendants of a son of Calliope and Apollo. I'm not quite sure of his name, but he had a child with Olivia as well. Tomas are children of Cratos, the minor god of strength and power. Ekaterina are descendants of Athena. This is different, because Katherine was given to Olivia. We're not exactly sure if Katherine was a goddess or a demigoddess, because we can't find her father. And, well...Madrigals were her crowning achievement. She managed to catch the attention of Hades himself. So...I guess I'm your uncle.
Amy: I believe you. It all makes a certain kind of sense.
Ian: I don't. At all.
Azure: Believe it. And, we aren't exactly sure on that subject, so you might not be related to the gods at all. But I will awaken you if you wish.
Josh: NO! Not now. Later, when they are more prepared.
Kitty: He has a point. A good one, too.
Azure: [Sigh] If you insist. OK, you know the spiel: Read, review, send T&Ds, etc.
Kitty: The next two victims on RMW will be Percy Jackson and Sadie Kane!
Azure: As we end the show, Ian and Nico will be having their sword fight, so...
Kitty: Thanks for watching ROCK MY WORLD!
Ian: Here we go... [The boys start to spar]
Nico: This will be easy.
Azure: See you next time on...
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