Disclaimer: I don't own SGA – they already get themselves into enough trouble without my help!

A/N: Just something I came up with – actually it took me a day to think of it, and thanks to Seagulman for the suggestion of doing a John/Weir. I added a couple other characters. Hope ya like! And don't forget to leave a review!

A Little Rearrangement

"Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard, what the HELL did you do to my office?"

"…"

"John!"

"What! Don't you like the new look?"

"Like it! John, there's no method to this madness!"

"Rodney liked it."

"Rodney was in on this too!"

"Well, not really, but I did the same to his lab…"

"You get a little free time and this is what you do? Decide to rearrange the whole of Atlantis!"

"Well, I didn't quite finish Carson's office when you called me in here…"

"You didn't!"

"What? I thought we needed to freshen up the place. Besides, there was too much work on your desk. Now you can prop your feet up on it."

"John! That work was important, reports that needed to be reviewed and somewhere in there is your mission's report."

"…"

"You did turn in your mission report, didn't you?"

"I'm in the process of turning it in."

"Meaning you still have to type it up…"

"Meaning I'm in the process of turning it in."

"So rather than spend time typing it up, you decided to rearrange my desk along with Rodney's and Carson's?"

"…um, kind of."

"And what's that supposed to mean!"

"I was just trying to help…"

"John, if you want to help, get your mission reports typed up and turned in promptly. If you have free time afterwards, go help the scientists activate some technology. Just don't take it upon yourself to straighten my office."

"I can rearrange it back to the way it was before, if you like."

"NO! I mean, no, thanks, but no. I have my own system and it works for me."

"Bloody hell, Elizabeth, it looks like a tornado just hit my office!"

"Don't look at me…John?"

"Colonel Sheppard! You're the one who rearranged my office? Bloody hell, I thought I'd lost everything on my desk!"

"No, your desk was too cluttered, so I took the liberty of cleaning it up a little."

"Cleaning up…a little! Aye, ya certainly did your fair share of the work. It's gonna take me ages to get everything back in place. You didn't happen to throw anything out, did you?"

"No…"

"I see pain in your future…Colonel."

"I didn't throw anything out, Carson, I swear."

"You had better not…"

"Elizabeth, John, Carson, I didn't expect to find all three of you here. Do either of you happen to know who rearranged my desk…? Why are you all looking at John…?"

"Heh, hey Rodney…"

"I had important data on my desk! Reports that Radek had given me, as well as information on various Ancient devices."

"Okay, okay, so no one likes being able to see the tops of their desks…give me a break already, will you?"

"John, why don't you go type up your mission report, I want it on my desk in the next half hour, and that's an order. Once you've finished, you're confined to your quarters for the remainder of the day."

"But…"

"No 'buts' John, if this is how you treat your free time, then you can kiss it goodbye."

A/N: I think it's safe to say John won't be rearranging any more desks or paperwork for a long while. So, what'd you all think? Funny? Lame? Please leave a Review…you're comments don't go unnoticed. It gives me Inspiration! The characters involved are (in order of script) Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Carson Beckett, and Rodney McKay.