Room of Terror
Toilet Relief and Reviews!
A/N
Here's chapter 4 for you all!
All reminders are to be read in the last two chapters in the Author's Note.
Note: Oh, I only respond to reviews.
Disclaimer: The owner of Naruto is of the XY species while I'm XX.
Itachi: And that's what happened...
Saku/Naru: -nods obediently- Oh! Now we get it!
Sakura: Wait! That means... We can't save Sasuke-kun!
Sai: What are you going to save him from anyways?
Sakura: ?
Sai: Itachi and Orochimaru are both in here... So what other threat is there?
Somewhere with Hebi...
Sasuke: -annoyed and tied up to a chair and blindfolded- You can't be serious...
Suigetsu: Yes, we are! You need to loosen up a bit, Mr. I'm-too-godlike-for-the-manga!
Juugo: Uh, don't you think this is kind of harsh... Even for Sasuke...
Suigetsu: Ah, don't you fucking worry! Sasuke's a big boy, I'm sure he can handle it...
Juugo: -shrugs- If you say so but... –hides at a corner- I'll just stay here, for safety reasons...
Suigetsu: Suit yourself... Okay, Sasuke, you ready for your surprise?
Sasuke: Hn.
Suigetsu: -takes off his blindfold and puts on earmuffs- Okay, hit it Karin!
Karin: -walks in with a microphone, in a purple costume, the music plays and she sings- I love you, you love me! We are happy family. With a great big hug and...
Sasuke: -eyes widens as the purple-dinosaur-dressed-Karin danced about clumsily and sang the sing repeatedly- NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT TEH BARNEY!!
Back in the room…
Tobi: -cries- OMG! Tobi can't hold on much longer!
Kisame: He's gonna blow!
From: No name stranger (anon) (Reviewed in Chap 2)
Haha.. Lolz...
Itachi poke Oro's head like how you did Sasuke when he was younger!
Haha! Don't worry Kisame, I'm your fan! Wee!
Sai wat's with ur clothes?
Itachi: Gladly. –pokes Oro's head so hard he's bleeding-
Orochimaru: A gesture of affection, I presume? –kinky eyes-
Itachi: -twitch- HELL NO!!
Kisame: Yay!! I have 'FANS'!! –shouts until the world quivers-
Everyone else: O-O Uh-huh...
Sai: Again, I should highly point out that my skin tone, wardrobe or anything to do with my appearance have nothing to do with me in person. If you want to make a complaint, give it to Kishimoto-sama...
Tobi: TOILET PLEASE!!
From: ariana hatake
i would like to give everybody a feast and hi sakura u rox naruto u iz kewl itachi i dare u to hug oro:) um sakura make out wit naruto naruto here is 15 bowls of ramen just for u:):):) um thats about it oh here tobi have a cookie. dei-kun have a big ball of clay. itachi-san have a big bow of dangos k im going now bibi
PS i leave a kitchen with a fridge full of drinks and food and a toilet PPS i had a change of hrt sasuke i think is kewl now i would kill u :)
-A gigantic feast appears in front of them-
Everyone except Tobi: OwO OMFG!! It's so... So... BEAUTIFUL!! –runs towards food and gobbles it down-
Sakura: Thanks! I know I do!
Sai: No, you're ugly! –song plays- You're UGLY! U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi!
Sakura: -punches Sai until he flies to the wall-
Tobi: T.O.I.L.E.T… Tobi needs…
Naruto: Yes, I'm kewl!
Itachi: HELL NO!
Orochimaru: -wriggles index finger seductively- C'mon Ita-kuuuunn... I know you wanna!
Itachi: -pukes his food out- NO! I RATHER BE THE UKE FOR MY BROTHER THAN TO TOUCH YOU!!
Orochimaru: -pouts and fangirlishly squeals- Ita-kuuuun!! –winks- Faster, you don't want to keep the readers waiting, do you?
cherubchan: No, he is excused from that action due to some obscene reasons...
inner cherubchan: I bet he wants to rape Itachi-chan when we are not looking... –shivers-
Itachi: Huh! Thank God!
Sakura: WTF! You said I rox and now you want me to do what with Naruto?
Naruto: O.O Uh... I have no comment...
inner Naruto: I want her to make up with me but not here... There's no privacy... :)
-15 bowls of bowls of ramen appeared in front of Naruto-
Naruto: -shiny eyes- RAMEN! –hugs the bowl- Oh, my love... Where have you been all these time?
Everyone else: -.-" –sweat drops-
-Tobi receives cookie-
Fluffy: Meow! (man, I'm stuffed...)
Tobi: -happily- COOKIE!! But I still need a toilet...
Deidara: -gains clay- Clay un! Now I can bomb stuff un! Oh, and ariana, don't ever call me Dei-kun un... It's too cute for me un...
Itachi: -snikers- Dei-kun! Ha ha!!
Deidara: STFU, Weasel-man un!
Itachi: Why you... –big bowl of dango appears- OMG!! My babies!
Everyone else: WTF!? O-O
-kitchen with a fridge full of drinks and food and a toilet appears-
Tobi: -eye widen- TOILET!! THE WONDERS!! OMG! ariana-chan, TOBI LOVE YOU!! –runs into it before he has kidney failure due to over deposited urine-
Kisame: Uh... Guys, did you understand the PSS part?
cherubchan: No... But I think she thinks Sasu-kun is kewl but I dunno who she wants to kill now...
inner cherubchan: Hope it's not me...
From: CallenxSwanXInnerSakuraHarunoX
Bwhahahhahahahahah-chokes on air- x.x ...Yus...anyhow...Yus is a wird way saying yes...I blame axel! (Axel:Help me! Shes tortring me with every thing shes got!) Shut up! So I can get this over with axel! Anyhow glears at axel (Axel: Q.Q'')
Dai: How do you feel about the parings of TobxDai?(I'm no yohi fangirl in naruto only in kingdom hearts and Death note.) So anyhow why do you have long hair? It makes you look like a girl no offiunce. Or whatever.(Gives art kit.)
Itachi:gives cookies. Yus...Your an okay dude. How does it feel to kill every one from your clan?(Exapt sasuke?) Oh and how do you feel about the paring of SasuxSaku? Don't you like sakura-smapi?
Kas: Omfg! Blue...is like my fav color! But I hate fish...well don't hate it to eat it. Ew! Anyhow what do you eat? Whats your fav color? Where did you get your sword? Can we spar some time? Your sword agints my He'ana! Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!! Okay I'm done with the evil lol thing.(Gives...fish food?)
Sai: Why do you call naruto dickless? and Sakura-sampi ugly? Have you been looking at narutos you know. have you? What do you think about the paring of NaruxSai?
Tobi: People says your obito witch hes dead...so is it true? and why do you wear a mask? Arn't you like part of Itachi-kuns clan? And if not what clan are you from and where do you come from(Not the mother father kinda speech!)What kind of town do you come from ya know? Child hood? Oh and I dear you to take all of your maskes off right now!
Sakura-Sampi: tackles huggles adors Sampi! Omfg its you! My dreams have come true! anime crys. Yus...Back to the qustion...During the time skip when you have to battle itachi, What did you think of him? oh btw...I LOVE YOU! trys to controll her fangirl obbsion with sakura-sampi. When it comes to sakura...I go crazy! o.o Don't ask! Oh and...sorry If I'm like freeking you out...Yus...if you ever had to pick a game between kingdom hearts and zelda witch one would you chose?
Naruto: I dear you to stop eating ramen for a week! Oh and hinata-chan likes you alot so stop adoring sakura-chan and go with hinata-chan you dame twit!
gives every one ten wishes! I have a gine and his name is axel! (Axel: I'm no qine damn you to hell I'll make you one of the heartless!) Me:Bwahahahahaha! disapers into thin air with one nod.
Kisame: OMG! It's so fucking looooooooong!! I thought you said only 5 request per person, idiot hostress…
cherubchan: It ain't my fault… Nobody listens… So ah… Whatever…
Itachi: At this rate, I'll be blind in no time… O/-\O
Sai: Who the hell is axel? And… Yus? Okayyyy… This reader needs an asylum… Call 911!
cherubchan: I think Axel is a guy from HK…
Orochimaru: Does anyone understand a word she say?
Everyone: -shakes head-
Deidara: WTF un!? My name is DEIDARA un! Who the fuck is 'DAI' un?! And, WTF is this TOBIDEI un?! Who in the sick mind would like this un?
Tobi: …… I like sempai but not that way… What's yaoi again?
Orochimaru: …Uh… -looks away and looks at TobiDei pictures–
-art kit given to Deidara-
Deidara: Oh un… Okay un… That makes up for the 'DAI' un! And my hair is long because I look sexy with it un!
Itachi: no you don't… Mine's better… -smirks and tosses his hair around-
Deidara: -pissed- Why you un!
Kisame: There they go again…
-Itachi gets cookie-
Itachi: Dude, I'm okay… Yeah! Me like cookie… Well, it's fun… I mean killing people… Especially useless humans… Haha… Sasuke, I need his bloody eyeballs, k? I'm going BLIND for crying out loud!
Orochimaru: You can cry on my shoulder anytime, Ita-kun… -smiles-
Itachi: O/.\O HELL NO!! And, SasuSaku? Well, my foolish brother can have that flat-chest-flaunting-whore-with-no-class! And, when I take his eyeballs, he'll thank me cause he doesn't have to look at her horrid body!
Sakura: -flames in eyes and veins popping all over the place- FLAT-CHEST?! –crack knuckles and punches Itachi but Itachi avoids it-
Itachi: No, I don't like her… -looks at angry Sakura- You are weak…
Sakura: ?
Itachi: Because you lack… BOOBS!
Everyone except Sakura: LMAO
Kisame: I like blue too… I eat meat! YEAH! Um… Truthfully, I don't know where I got Samahade…
Everyone: -sweat drops-
Kisame: What's a He'ana?
-fish food is given to Kisame-
Kisame: WTF?! What am I suppose to do with this?
Naruto: Duh, eat it...
Kisame: What?! I'm not a fish! I'm a shark!
Naruto: Uh... A shark is a fish... –sweats-
Kisame: No it ain't! It can't be can it?
Naruto: Danttebayo!
Sai: Ahem, to answer to your queries, Callen-san, the thing is, it is a fact that Naruto-kun is indeed penis-less and Sakura is, by fact, U-G-L-Y... I'm sure Itachi-san has already pointed out the obvious...
Naruto and Sakura: -vein pops- Sai...
Sai: -turns around- Oh, no offence, guys... Oh, and remember the part where we went to the spa with Yamato-sensei? Naruto stood up from the water so it is true that I have seen his dick-lessness...
Orochimaru: So you are a male-genital-obsessive-compulsive-shinobi...
Sai: No, not really, I'm just an observer pointing out the facts in the Naruto universe. NaruSai? Hmm... I can live with that...
Naruto: WTF!?
Tobi: -comes out from the toilet- Um? Tobi thought Tobi have already said that Tobi is Obidara! Bow down to its randomness! –glee-
Deidara: I think your screws were just flushed down into the toilet un... You even more hyper now un...
Tobi: Well, Tobi think Tobi is in Itachi-san's clan since Tobi is part Obito and part Madara. And Tobi is not allowed to take Tobi's mask off now since it will spoil the whole manga... Gomen, Callen-chan...
Sakura: -gets tackled into a hug- Oh... O-o Yes, you are freaking me out...
Orochimaru: Yus... I'm starting to like this word...
Naruto: I think she's a lesbian...
Everyone: -nods slowly-
Itachi: Okay, since when does girl readers fangirl kunoichis?
Sakura: You know what, I actually like this reader... Thanks for the hug...
Orochimaru: OMG! Sakura is les! Does that mean I can have Sasuke-kun?
Sakura: Not in a rat's ass! And all I ever thought about Itachi was that he was the one that made Sasuke-kun suffer so I wanted to kill him...
inner Sakura: Although, he does look kinda like Sasuke and kinda... hot...
Itachi: Eww... A ItaSaku fangirl... –shivers-
cherubchan: Sakura-chan! No! You must be loyal to Sasu-kun! :O
Itachi: So, I'm guessing you are a SasuSaku fan?
cherubchan: OxO Uh... Guilty...
Sakura: I pick Kingdom Hearts over Zelda...
Naruto: Sorry, I can't do that... Ramen is the fundamental in life!
Itachi: Wow, Naruto, such big words we're using... I thought you only have ramen on your brains...
Naruto: STFU, Uchiha! Man, you can be just as sarcastic as teme... Eh? Hinata-chan? She likes me? Er... Are you serious? Since when?
Sakura: Like duh... Ever since the series started...
Naruto: ... I thought she likes Kiba... And I've heard of other Hinata pairings like HinaKiba, HinaShino, HinaHidan, HinaIta, HinaSasu, HinaKaku...
Everyone: O.O Is there that many pairings?
cherubchan: Oh, you have no idea... Absolutely no idea!!
Naruto: I don't like you, Callen... You called me a dame whit!
Itachi: It's suppose to be dimwit... –sweat drops-
Everyone: -gasp- TEN WISHES?!
cherubchan: Okay, now I can't give that to you all... You'll just wish to get out the room and the other reviewers can't get their reviews done...
Everyone: Damn...
cherubchan: I've decided to be picky with the reviews to be posted in the oncoming chaps... What do you all think?
Itachi: I think it's okay... Since, more reviews are coming in, if you keep taking the old reviews, the fic will become outdated...
Deidara: The reason is plausible un...
cherubchan: Okay, so I'll be picky from now on... Oh and one more issue...
Itachi: What now?
cherubchan: I don't really like the reviews being too long...
Naruto: Me either... Too many words give me a headache...
cherubchan: So, to all readers and reviewers, don't write too long... I feel like gorging my eyes out when I have to kill my brain cells to think of a response to these extremely long reviews...
From: Serabella
Aw, your welcome Sai!- Need anything else?
As for Oro... Meh I can live with that awnser.
So since Sakura has just joined this lovely group, And I pity here because shes the only girl there...
What is your opinion on Orochimaru's...Friendship with Sasuke?
Oh look Naruto! -gives Ramen-
Itachi... I hope you get attacked by fangirls for calling meh new favorite person in this room, Diedara, unmacho.
YOur hair is very nice Deidara, thank you for nicely fulfilling my request.
Kisames going to blacklist me?
Yeah well someone thinks your a rotten fish!Haha!
Sai: -smiles- No, I don't think I need anything else for now... I still have my paintbrush, ink and a few pieces of scrolls to spare. Thank you very much, Serabella-san.
Orochimaru: Glad to hear that…
Sakura: Well, yeah, it's kinda lonely being the only girl here… Ahem, Orochimaru is nothing but a spine-less gay ass who only talks gibberish about getting Sasuke-kun's body for his own sick pleasures… And I must quip that it can't be categorized as a 'friendship'.
inner Sakura: Sasuke-kun's still a virgin! Sharano!
Itachi: Are you done yet?
Sakura: Hmph! Yes!
Orochimaru: Ow, Sakura-chan… -fist beats at chest- That hurts right here…
Sakura: Serves you right!
-Ramen given to Naruto-
Naruto: RAMEN!! –eats it-
Itachi: Is that the best you can hope for? You are seriously losing you touch, Serabella… I'm untouchable! UNTOUCHABLE!! And when I get those eyes… Mwa ha ha ha!! '/O\'
Everyone else: O.O
cherubchan: I thought he already failed to get Sasuke-kun's eyes?
Deidara: Hah! I am her fav person un!! And I am so macho un! Ov\)
Itachi: Uh… N.O.
Deidara: -ignores Itachi- Well, hell yeah my hair is nice un! And, seriously, no problems un.
Kisame: Yes, I am so blacklisting you! I am not a rotten fish!! YOU BETTER WATCH IT! AND AH SIM TOO!! –scribbles in his black book- YOU BOTH ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!
cherubchan: You mean 'if' you get out… ;P
From: Cute23Flower
Hello! It's me again! This story is mega-awesome! I really like it! Ok, so only 5 requests per reader... Let's see...
1. This is the most important! So, I want you to ask each person on the following list what do they want to eat and give it them:
-Itachi(you're so awesomehugs and kisses
-Deidara(I love your hair)
-Orochi(I really like you even though some people say nasty things about you... you're my second favorite)
-Kisame!(I really think you are cute!)
-Sai(As I said, before, I totally love your drawing skills!)
2.I have a message for everyone:
-Itachi: You're so totally awesome? If Sasuke is going to kill you when you two will fight I'll commit suicidecries! Sasuke must die, not you!
-Kisame: Don't be sad! I still like you, because you're Itachi's friend! By the way, my little sister really loves you! You're her favorite character!
-Deidara: OMG! I so totally like your style! And I'm really sorry that Sasori died... You two were friends! But maybe cherubchan is willing to revive him... maybe.
-Orochimaru: You're my second fave character(Itachi is first)! I really like your long hair and white skin and golden eyes! You're also really strong!
-Sai: ...(already said what I like at you)
-Tobi: You really are a good boy... But I don't really like good boys, they're boring.
-Sakura: OMG! You're like, my fave female character! But I only like you in Shippuden where you're not in love with Sasuke anymore, because I totally like the pairing ItaSaku! It's my fave! And my second fave is KakaSaku!
-Naruto: I don't know what to say. Well, to be short, I don't like you. Everyone says you're the main character and that you are like, so strong, but I don't think so! Itachi is way stronger! Plus, I already said I don't like good boys. Hmph.
Well, you really have a nice story. I can only think of two requests right now, and they're kinda long. I hope you update soon!
Send hugs and kisses to: Itachi and Orochimaru!
P.S. Can you make Itachi and Sakura like each other? Or at least make them kiss once.
Itachi: Yes, I'm as blind as I am now…
Naruto: It's so long…
Orochimaru: I think food is no longer necessary for now since we have already ate a lot but thank you for your hospitality, Cute23Flower. And I'm very happy to be your second favorite. –receives hugs and kisses-
Everyone else: OMFG! He said something normal for once! O-O"
Itachi: -receives hugs and kisses- Yeah, I get it already… Are you going to give me hugs and kisses every chapter? Oh, am I dead yet?
Kisame: Not really sure… Kishi made 394 a dead end though… It's really confusing…
Itachi: So I'm either dead or unconscious?
Tobi: Yup…
Itachi: So are you going to commit suicide? And yes, my pansy of an ass brother should die!
Sakura and cherubchan: HELL NO!! Sasuke-kun can't die!
Naruto: Yeah danttebayo!
Kisame: -teary eyes- People like me!! HAH TAKE THAT SERABELLA AND AH SIM!! I like you, Cute23Flower and you dear sister!
Deidara: People love my style –looks at Itachi- un!
Itachi: She's just saying that to make you happy…
Deidara: STFU un! Yes, I'm very sad that Sasori-danna is gone un… -cries-
Tobi: But you still have Tobi, sempai… -hugs Deidara-
Deidara: Again, NO TOUCHIE un! –pushes Tobi away-
cherubchan: Maybe… We'll see…
Orochimaru: She likes me! I have fans too! I have nice long hair, white skin and golden eyes…
cherubchan: Eww!! Sorry but… NO! That is so wrong!!
Orochimaru: What is? –licks lips-
cherubchan: -looks away and shivers- Nothing, slimy-scales…
Sai: Um… Okay, thanks…
Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is not boring! Tobi can be evilllllllll too… -laughs evilly-
Sakura: Yes, I am 15 years old now and am in Shippuuden… Oh, okay, thanks… But I still love Sasuke-kun…
inner Sakura: He is an ass a times but…
Itachi: Why the hell do people come up with these fucked up pairings? Can't anyone see how boob-less this girl is?? How do you expect me to fall for this?
Sakura: -angry- Damn fucker!!
-Series of fights between Sakura and Itachi-
Naruto: Did she say 'KakaSaku'? O.O
Sakura: OMG! Gross!! Doesn't anyone get that we are only in student-teacher relationship?! NOTHING ELSE!
Naruto: Pfft… I am so stronger than Itachi danttebayo! I don't like you…
Itachi: Dream on, dumblode, dream on…
Naruto: What?!
Itachi: You lack…
Sai: PENIS!
Everyone else: OMG! O-o
Naruto: !?&#
cherubchan: Well, thank you. I'll try and update soon if given time, mood and etc. Well, I can't make them fall in love because they have to do those themselves… And try not to write so long, I'll lose my mood to write and it will take up a lot of space so I may not be able to post that many reviews. This time I posted 8 of them but I'll give the confirmed number next time…
From: Safaia-chan
hey wait don't anybody realised that there is no water too?? well anyway i think u guys can get it from kisame's jutsu...hey i wanna give all of u some sake...one each! DON"T GET DRUNK or u won't be able to answer me...hn?
1. ITACHI! WHY WOULDN'T U DATE ME! u know i like ur pride answer! GOOD ANSWER AT LEAST U HAVE PRIDE! So err i'll give u some DANGO AND SUSHIMI!!Ohh my question is Itachi is it hot to wear that akatsuki cloak everyday? Do u like wearing them? OH AND I AM GIVING U A FULLY LOADED M-16 WITH A PACK OF EXTRA BULLETS SO U CAN KILL ORO IF HE TOUCHES U! HERES A KATANA JUST IN CASE...
2. Deidara...u have great hair...XD...what would happen if somebody accidentally chop ur hair off during a fight as in chop it as short as Tobi? fine since u r hungry heres some Ramen. DO NOT LET NARUTO HAVE IT! I like u better than naruto thats why...
3.Sai! WHO IS UR STYLIST! UR CLOTHES IS JUST WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!(MY EYES SOMEBODY HELP)
4. ORO DON'T U DARE TOUCH ITACHI OR I WILL PERSONALLY BLAST U UP! WHEN I FIND A WAY INTO THE FIC! U HEAR ME!
5. Kisame...hmm...why r u blue? did u fall into a pool of permanant dye or something? heres some meatball for u..i dont think u want the food i gave Itachi...its fish...XD...not the meatball
6.Tobi is a good boy u really know how to take care of pets so heres some lollipop and let me give u another kitten...XD...
I LOVE THE AKATSUKI! Wahahahaha
Everyone except Sakura and Naruto: Sake!!
Naruto: Damn, we're underage…
Sakura: Tell me about it…
Kisame: Yeah, they depend on me to live!!
inner Kisame: Haha! Serabella and ah sim, did you hear that?! They can't survive without me!
Itachi: Of course I won't date you… I'm too sexy to date a fangirl…
Deidara: Oh, really un? Well, I'm smexier un!
Itachi: -glares- Hn, look at a mirror, I'm am so smexy/sexy-er than you!
Deidara: Son of a bitch un! You look like a dog un!
Kisame: Here they go again… It kinda reminds me of Deidara arguing with Sasori…
Itachi: WTF! What do you mean 'at least' I have pride?! I have more than that! Let's see, my pride, my uber bloodline, sexy looks-
Deidara: -fake coughs- Not un!
Itachi: -glares, clears throat and continues- And my virginity!
Orochimaru: I thought I already have yours… -licks lips-
Itachi: FUCK THE SHIT UP!! OR I'LL AMATERATSU YOU! MY VIRGINITY IS STILL INTACT MIND YOU AND STOP GIVING THE READERS THE WRONG INFORMATION!
Kisame: Wow, Itachi, so Sasuke's not the only emo in the family huh?
Itachi: -killer aura and death glares- Care to proceed, Kisame?
Kisame: -shakes a bit- Uh… Not thanks…
Itachi: Well, Safaia-chan, it does feel hot really, but it looks extremely cool no? So, I do like wearing it… It's a whole lot better than the one my foolish brother is wearing…
Naruto and Sakura: -annoyed-
Orochimaru: Yeah, I agree!
Itachi: O.O Huh?
Orochimaru: He wanted those designs… I told him that I have a set that looks exactly like mine but no, he didn't want it…
inner Itachi: I'm actually glad he didn't…
-Sashimi and dango given to Itachi-
Itachi: OMG! Dango!! And sashimi as a bonus!! :'D
-M-16, a pack of extra bullets and a katana is given to Itachi-
Itachi: -grins evilly- HOOYEAH! I can get use to this!! –points rifle to Oro-
Orochimaru: Oh, shit!!
Deidara: No one touches my hair so no worries un...
-Ramen given to Deidara-
Deidara: Thanks un…
Naruto: RAMEN!!
Deidara: HAH UN! FOX BOY CAN'T HAVE IT CAUSE I'M BETTER THAN HIM UN!!
Naruto: -growls-
Sai: Please refer to No name stranger's reply… And by the way, I recommend eye surgery…
Orochimaru: Hah! You and what army? You do not know who you are dealing with!! BRING IT ON, SAFAIA-CHAN!! Come in here and fight like a man!
Tobi: Tobi think she's a girl…
Orochimaru: Oh, then fight like the wimpy girl you are!
Sakura: -glowing red eyes- WIMPY?
Orochimaru: Damn, Big busts's flat chested apprentice.
Sai: Uh-oh… He said the 'F' word…
Itachi: Nice knowing you… Not!
Warning: Scenes of utter destruction. We'll get back to ROT after this short commercial:
Suigetsu: Do YOU have a boring life? –points to unnamed kid-
Small kid: Uh, what am I doing here?
Suigetsu: Well here's a way to end it! Hire Barney-Karin to dance and sing for you now! She'll bring lots of smiles and joy to your life!!
-In background there's singing Barney-Karin singing, dancing and stripping in front of screaming Sasuke-
Sasuke: -In background- NO! DON'T TRUST THEM!! OMFG, KARIN?! AHHHH!!
Suigetsu: See how much joy she brings to that little man's heart? –grins evilly-
Small kid: You're sick…
Ok, we're back! Hope you enjoyed the commercial!
Kisame: Dude, why does everyone has issues with my skin colour? It's discrimination I tell you! Just because I'm blue? Well, I'm so sorry that I am not peach or orange or whatever, k?
-meatballs given to Kisame-
Kisame: Well, thanks, and I have to point out that I do in fact, eat fish… I'm a shark not a fish…
Sai: Well, I guess you do have balls now… -smiles-
Everyone: O-O Okay, Sai, you seriously have to stop that!
Sai: Stop what?
Everyone: Never mind…
Tobi: Yes, Tobi is a good boy!!
-kitten and lollipop given to Tobi-
Tobi: Yay! Thank you! You shall be named Euphoria!
Cats/Kittens: -playing with each other-
Itachi: Euphoria?
Tobi: Yeah! It means extreme happiness!
Itachi: Why are you happy about anyways?
Tobi: Tobi is happy because everything is going according to plan! Sasuke fainted and is on the brink of death and you're dead-
Itachi: !! Hold up?! I'm dead!?
Tobi: -smiles- Yup! Just like how I predicted! –evil laughs-
Naruto: I hate Akatsuki…
Sakura: Me too…
From: Akatsuki Love (anon)
I absolutely love Akatsuki! They are so awesome! My favorite character is Kisame! I really really like him! I mean, he's so tall, plus he's super strong! Kisa-chan, don't be sad if everyone hates you, I'm here (hugs and kisses)!
I want to give something to Kisame... Hm... Let's see... Yeah! I want to give him a cute puppy, since Tobi's got a cat. Kisame, you can name the puppy however you want.
Okay, so I also like Orochimaru very much! He is my second favorite character! I really like him even though people say he's a gay pedophile... It's not true, is it? Please, Orochi-kun, tell me you are not as other people say! If you are, then you must change! Look at you: you've got long, black and silky hair and awesome mesmerizing eyes; you can't be a gay pedophile! (hugs and kisses for Orochi).
You've really got a nice story here, cherubchan! Can you add Kakashi too? I like him too!
Naruto: What's wrong with all of you?! Akatsuki's evil…
Deidara: That's why they love us un!
Kisame: OMG! –shiny eyes- FANS!!
Itachi: Ceh… You only got a few, I have more!
Kisame: At least I love them back not like you, Mr. I'm-Too-Gay-To-Have-Fans! You think I'm that cool!? I really really like you too!
-Kisame receives hugs and kisses and puppy-
Kisame: Yays! I shall call you um… AkatsukiLove!
Itachi: You're really desperate ain't cha?
Kisame: Yup!
AkatsukiLove: Woof! (Hi, Kisame-sama!)
Kisame: Oh, and I like the suffice, Kisa-chan…
Orochimaru: So, Safaia-chan, I have Akatsuki Love and Cute23Fower who love me, how are you gonna blast me off? –smirks- Well, AkaLuv-kun, (mind I call you that?), people say that I'm a gay pedophile but I'm not actually… I just want Itachi and Sasuke's body to gain eternal life and to have the power of the Sharingan. I don't like to molest small boys… But I do like to annoy people so I just play along…
-Hugs and kisses given to Orochimaru-
Orochimaru: Thank you so much for describing me with such accuracy…
Itachi: Uh, gag me! Is it me or are the readers here getting sicker by the moment?
Naruto: I second that…
Kisame and Orochimaru: We ain't complaining! :)
cherubchan: Why thank you, Akatsuki Love… Well, I did plan to add him but I think now is a bit too soon… Maybe later… I also need to add the other shinobis, Akatsuki and Hebi…
From : Scarletfirez
LOL funny chapter xD
Right! So...
Deidara and Itachi : So... ARE YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH ME? I'LL GIVE YOU DANGOS! AND OTHER FOD!
Itachi : Are you REALLY gonna steal sasuke's eyeballs??
Kisame : Sorry kisame. THEY ARE MORE HOTTER THAN YOU!
Sai : I like you too sai! Like... FRIENDS.
Oro : Its so obvious that everyone hates you :D
Tobi : CHILL TOBI CHILL! Here's a toilet. -gives tobi toilet-
he
Sakura and Naruto : WELCOME TO THE ROOM OF TERROR! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Itachi: -sarcastic- Well, I'm so glad you find it amusing…
inner Itachi: I'm dead? –still in shock-
Itachi and Deidara: Aa, no! We are full… (Deidara says this sentence with an 'un' at the end)
Itachi: I was intending to do just that but now, Tobi said I'm dead so how am I supposed to get it again?
Kisame: Well, it's okay if you don't feel that way, ScarletFirez, cause I have very devoted fans…
inner Kisame: And haters… Serabella and ah sim… -growls-
Sai: Thank you! And of course as friends… Were you thinking something more?
Orochimaru: On the contrary, ScarletFirez, it seems that the readers here really adore me to bits…
cherubchan: Not all of us…
Tobi: Tobi is chilling with a iced lemon tea from the fridge. Want one?
-Another toilet appears-
Tobi: -smiles- I have 3 toilets now! Yay! I never have to worry about kidney failure ever again!
Sakura and Naruto: Yeah, thank you?
TBC
A/N
OMG! Real sorry for the extreme delay! I haven't updated in a month!!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Been real busy with my real life and due to a lack of mood to write…
Oh and in case you all did not read everything, here are reminders:
I will be picky with the reviews for the following chapters since there are more…
I won't accept anymore extremely long reviews, one that looks like an essay… Keep it simple so that my brain won't have to suffer so much…
Oh, please don't mind the things the characters call you… They talk nonsence!
(Everyone there: We heard that!)
And for the record, thank you so much for those of you who have reviewed but their reviews are yet to show up… I'll try and put in as much as possible next time!
Itachi's 'dead', Tobi's a not so good boy, Naruto is stuffed like a watermelon, Sakura feels insulted, Deidara feels much smexier than the Uchiha, Kisame feels loved, Orochimaru feels triumphant over the Oro-haters with his brand new army of fans, Sai is drawing a picture, Fluffy and Euphoria are playing with each other and AkatsukiLove is sleeping… What will they have to face next?! You decide!!
So, ciaozZ!! –waves- :D