I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for procrastinating so much! T3T I had this burst of inspiration and spent all my time creating the sequel to this story in my head. (no, the staries nowhere near done. We've got 8 long ass weeks of camp to get through. :P Anyways, in my midst of inspiration, I drew a picture. And I'm using it as my appology for not updating. muncher190 . deviantart . com/art/Kenny-s-Hoes-95691763 (take out the spaces round the .s) Eat THAT shit up. What on Earth could it be?! :O Anyway, I see Damien as being really shy about Pip, so I hope no one thinks I'm putting him OOC. Enjoy, my loves!

Great.

I finally found somewhere to be myself where people accepted me, and now these ass holes were gunna screw it up.

"Damien!" cried Pip excitedly when he saw me. "Oh, it's marvelous to see you again. I was afraid you wouldn't come this summer."

He came towards me and hugged me. I returned it while still glaring menicingly at the South Park kids.

"Didn't he go back to hell?" I heard Stan ask in a not really caring voice.

"Yeah," answered Kenny, the only one besides Pip I'd seen in years. "But apparently he comes here every summer. I thought it was to see his girlfriend or whatever."

"I told you before, I don't have a girlfriend!" I said angrily pushing Pip off of me.

"Well we can see that, fag," said Cartman, eying Pip with an amused grin.

"Shut up!" I roared, my hands balling into fists. I could feel my face getting hot and then a soft hand on my arm.

"Now, Damien, you shouldn't get angry," said Pip concernedly. "You know what happened last time. You're supposed to be working on controling your temper."

"Yeah, well, it's not my fault they have an undying need to diss everyone," I said walking over to their luggage pile and grabbing what I knew to be Pip's old fashined looking suitcase. "Come on. You're in our cabin again."

"Oh splendid!" said Pip hopping along behind me as I walked away.

"Hey, Kenny," said Cartman loudly. "I think I figured out who took Frenchie's V-card!"

My face got hot again but I didn't turn around, even when laughter erupted behind me. Pip turned his head to give them a scolding look but I knew they would only laugh more at that, so I grabbed his wrist and tugged him along as I sped up.

It was true, though. Pip had lost his virginity to me last summer. We'd done it several times actually. And I knew they'd figure it out and make a big deal out of it. It annoyed me because everyone lest year had been accepting of us as a couple. They wouldn't, though. No way they would. Fuck South Park.

"Damien?" asked Pip concernedly. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, Pip, I'm fine," I said giving him a grin.

"Pip, my man!"

The joyful greeting was from Mace, the muscular, shaggy brown haired boy who also resided in our four person cabin. He emerged from our cabin up ahead with wide arms and jogged up to us, lifting Pip up in the process of hugging him.

"Hello, Mace!" said Pip happily, unable to return the hug due to his tight grip. "How have you been?"

"Just fine, Pippers!" said Mace with a goofy grin, setting Pip back down and slapping him on the back.

Our cabin was conveniently placed closest to the camp entrance, a clear view visible from where the South Park kids were checking the cabin assignments and grabbing their things. Some of them were still watching us, amused smiles on their faces. I flicked them off.

"Oh, is he here?" came a curious voice from the cabin door. I turned back around to see a bescetacled boy with neat reddish brown hair. Oliver, our second cabinmate, was smart and an odd combination of shy and outgoing.

"Oliver, old chap!" cried Pip running to greet him, hugging the stiff boy, unused to hugs.

"Hello, Pip," he said causiously. "How was your school year?"

"Oh, it was just wonderful!" said Pip releasing his uneasy friend with a happy smile.

"You didn't get beat up again?" asked Oliver, recovering from the loving greeting and fixing his glasses.

"Oh, no, I did," said Pip, appearing rather happy about it. "But some of the kids are being a bit nicer than previously."

"You really need to stand up for yourself," I said seriously, coming up the steps of our cabin with Mace and putting a hand on his shoulder. "I don't want you to get seriously hurt."

"Don't worry, Damien!" he said taking my hand in his, making me blush slightly. "It's all in good fun!"

"Is it Cartman?" I asked sternly.

"Well, es, he does it most often, but-"

"It's not in good fun, Pip," I said urgently. "He could kill you if he wanted to! Then I'd never get to see you again."

A lump was forming in my throat. Looking at him closer, I could see several scars and even a few large cuts healing and some fesh bruises. I hated it. What if Cartman did kill him? He'd go to Heaven, that much I knew. And I lived in hell... we'd never be able to even talk.

"I'd like to teach this Cartman guy a lesson," said Mace cracking his knckles. "He hear with that shit load of South Park kids?"

"He's the fat one," I said, hoping Mace could teach him a lesson.

"Oh, don't hurt him, Mace," said Pip adorabley. "He really only does it because he's bored! He wouldn't hurt me that bad."

"Pip, you've got scars," said Oliver. "This is serious."

"Ollie's right, dude," said Mace. "We gotta do something about it. If he's gunna be at camp with us, he's gunna need to know we're at the top of the food chain here."

He wasn't exagerating. We were the top of the food chain at this camp. The other kids respected us. They were nice enough. South Park kids with little fuckers, but they were up against the rest of the camp. They'd just have to learn to respect Cabin 1 members, too. I suddenly gave a little laugh, recieving curious glances from my friends.

Fat chance!

Woo! Fun, right? Damien's so cute... melts Mace and Oliver... I'm not sure how big a characters they're gunna be. All I know is Mace and Eric will be natural rivals, but Kyle won't like him, and he and Stan are gunna have this... uh... thing? I dunno. And Oliver and Kyle will be friends. That's as far as I've got them. They're both very protective of Pip, yes. 3 I fucking love that kid. He's so dumb. Yeah... Pip's bullying is my way of tying the Dip to the others.

Also, I thought I should tel you guys that I will be upping the rating to M in the future, as I've asked MT Yami to write my smex scenes. I won't be changing it till the epic chapter when such lurve takes place, and that won't be for a while. So hold tight, guys!

One more thing. I may be unable to control myself and i migt throw CartmanXKyle and KennyXKyle in there. They will show up in the sequel, especially the Kenyle, which will be a major couple. I'm tryin to keep them out of this one for my own reasons, but I might slip.

Anyway. I hope you guys liked it... I'm seriously so sorry I didn't update for so long. I'll try to go faster! Loves? Dislikes? Cookies? Oatmeal? Socks? Flames?! -still craving a flame- All are loved! Please review! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as possible!

Oh, wait, one MORE thing. I... most likely will never have a chapter in Stan's POV if your waiting for that. I don't like writing for Stan... I like writing for Kenny and Kyle mostly, so they'll have more chapters than most others. Butters will have a good deal of chapters and all major Dip chapters with be form Damien. Cartman might get a few chapters. It all depends on what's happening. I'll always do who works best for a particular thing. I will NEVER have a chapter with two POVs in it. If I do, it will be very brief. I will not do any girls or any uncouplized people, perhaps with the exceptions of Clyde or Token. I dunno if I'll ever do Mace or Oliver. Alright. Just thought I'd share that with you. Who's up next? Have you caught on to my hints? IF SOMEONE CAN GUESS THE DETAIL OF ONE CHAPTER THAT DETERMINES THE NEXT'S POV, I'LL PUT YOUR OC IN AS A CAMPER! 3333 (please send your guesses in regular messages and nont in reviews so others cannot see. I'll use as many OCs as I need!)