Red vs. Blue vs. YJ

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Chapter 3

Artemis' P.O.V

We woke up at about six the next morning and walked out the base to see a giant drop-ship landing in the middle of the canyon. We started walking towards it to find people dressed in white armour with U.N.S.C written on it and underneath that the letters P.F.M.

"Tex what does P.F.M stand for?" I asked her.

"It stands for Project Freelancer Marines," she replied.

They were loading the crates with our armour in onto the grass. There were three crates of armour for us and eight for red team.

"Yo, solider dude, what's with the new armour for the four idiots on Red Team?" Tucker asked.

"They ordered new armour when they found out one of your new recruits had the ability to put his fist straight through theirs, but it only a bit stronger and will probably only take two hits from the strong guy to put his fist through it," one of the soldiers replied.

They finished unloading and got on-board the drop-ship and took off.

Does anyone have blue spray paint?" I asked.

"Yeah. Why?" Tucker replied giving the spray can to me.

"You'll see," was all I said.

I hacked the first container which contained Sarge's armour and started to spray it blue. I then went on to spray paint the rest of Red Team's armour except those from The Team. I left a note in Sarge's box along with attaching a camera to his helmet so we could see his reaction when he opened the box.

"Now I get it," Tex started, "you wanted to really p*** Red Team of."

"Pretty much, I also added a camera to Sarge's so we can see their reaction," I replied.

"Nice," Tucker said.

"Well get your armour on, unless you want to carry it?" Tex stated.

I took my mask off and got into my armour, slipping the helmet on last, not bothered that they had all seen my face.

"What?" I asked.

"You know we just saw your face right? How old are you?" Tucker asked.

"Yes and I'm fifthteen, so don't get any funny idea or I'll make it so that you'll lose the only thing that makes you a man," I stated.

"F*** berries," was all Tucker said.

M'gann and Connor both got into their armour as well. All out armour looked like our uniforms, same colour, and same symbols. The only difference was the armour was the same mark armour as everyone else in the canyon was wearing.

The sound of an accordion could be heard getting closer.

"That's our cue to leave," Tex stated and we started running back to blue base.

We got back to base and loaded up a computer there and connected the receiver that the camera was transmitting to.

We just manage to load it up as helmetless Sarge pulled the hatch off the crate.

We couldn't help but laugh at the look on his face.

"WHO THE F*** DID THIS TO MY ARMOUR!" he screamed in rage.

"Who did what?" Robin said who had donned his armour.

"I don' know," Sarge replied.

Robin took out the note that was in the crate.

"Artemis," was all he said.

"What?" Sarge asked.

"Artemis is the one who did this to your armour," Robin replied.

"Grif, Simmons, get to the Warthog, we're going to show her what happens when you mess with Red Team's armour," Sarge stated.

"Well this will be interesting," I said.

"Artemis I think it would be wise to hide," M'gann said.

"No need, Tex is there an armoury here and does it have a sniper rifle in it?" I asked.

"Yeah, I'll show you to it," she replied.

We went to the armoury and we both picked up a sniper rifle.

"I think I'll help you with Red Team just to see them run away scared," Tex said.

We went up to the top of blue base just in time to have to duck from a barrage of machine gun fire.

"SUCK IT BLUES!" we heard Simmons shout.

We crawled to the pillars and got behind one on each.

"On the count of three we open fire," Tex said.

"1"

The machine gun fire started to intensify.

"2"

I could hear the sound of the gun starting to steam up.

Just as she said that the gun stopped firing.

"S*** it's over-heated," Simmons said

"3!"

We jumped out and started firing at them.

"Get us out of here Grif," Sarge ordered.

They started driving away whilst we carried on shooting at them. Simmons spun the turret round, but a well-placed shot from me jammed the firing mechanism.

Robin's P.O.V

"Do you think we should go and stop them from trying to kill her?" I asked.

We were watching a screen displaying a view from a camera Lopez installed on the Warthog. We e were watching the screen as Artemis and Tex ran on the roof and ended up dropping to the ground to avoid being filled with holes from the machine gun Simmons was using. We could hear the gun steaming and then it suddenly stooped firing.

"S*** it's over-heated," Simmons said.

"3!" we heard Tex say and her and Artemis jumped out of their cover and started shooting at them with sniper rifles.

"Get us out of here Grif," we heard Sarge ordered.

They were driving away and we heard the sound of metal striking metal.

"B******, she jammed the turret," Simmons stated.

"Who did?" Sarge asked.

"That Artemis chick," Simmons stated.

"She really knows how to p*** me off," Sarge said in a voice full of rage.

We heard a loud bang as a rocket exploded.

"How do you like rockets you dumb blues," Sarge stated.

Tex P.O.V

"I'm going to regret doing this," I said to no one in particular.

"Regret doing what?" Artemis asked.

"CABOOSE, GET SHLELIA AND GO AFTER RED TEAM!" I shouted.

"OK!" Caboose shouted back and we heard Shelia setting off.

Sarge's P.O.V

"Sarge, they're sending the tank after us," Simmons stated.

"Well s***, I only had one rocket and Lopez will be p***ed if we damage the Warthog again," I stated.

A canon shot from the tank hit the Warthog and sent us soaring in the air and into the base.

"You broke the f***ing Warthog again!" Lopez shouted.

We heard the tank turning around and heading back to blue base and went outside to see the Warthog was on fire from the rocket hitting the fuel tank.

"Well, I'm going bed," Grif stated.

Church's P.O.V

I came out my room to find Artemis and Tex laughing and Caboose walking back into the base.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"We found out that a fifthteen year old is a better shot than you," Tex stated.

"How so?" I stated getting annoyed that they would think that.

"She managed to shoot Red Team's turret on the Warthog jamming the firing mechanism," She stated still laughing.

"And where has Caboose been anyway?" I asked suspicious of what made the explosions earlier.

"Red Team started shooting rockets at us, so we sent Caboose after them in the tank," Tex answered.

"You did what? Caboose could have killed me again if I was to go outside while he was in Shelia," I stated.

"BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!" we heard Tucker shout.

"SHUT IT TUCKER YOU D***!" I replied.

"Church calm down would ya, Caboose didn't hurt anyone but Red Team and besides you and Tucker need to go do your daily spy on Red Team anyway," Tex replied.

"Fine, but when I get back we need to talk about hiding the keys to Shelia from Caboose," I said and then headed out to the cliffs with Tucker to spy and Red Team.

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