"Cynder, I'm tired, and I'm hungry, and my feet hurt, and I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Shut up and keep moving."

"Okay!"

The band of four had travelled far through the caverns after being released from the info-box. There, they had sexily climbed up mossy rocks, smashed ancient artifacts for something Hunter called "totally sexy points that help you unlock new moves," and not to mention smashed priceless crystals for "totally sexy health, energy, and sexy experience points."

Hunter, who was in a Naruto cosplay, was casually waiting for Cynder and Spyro up at the cavern's exit with Sparx. Cynder and Spyro were struggling to climb some moss up to their crew.

"Hunter!" Cynder screeched. "Why can't we just fly up there?!"

"Because," said Hunter, who was cosplaying as a doctor, "there aren't any sexy air drafts to assist you in coming up here."

"This is a game, genius! There are no air drafts! And why do you keep dressing up!?"

"Cynder! I think I'm about to barf carrots! Maggie and I don't want to barf carrots!" Spyro whined, caressing his maggot.

"You don't even eat carrots, Spyro! And get rid of that maggot, for Pete's sake!" Cynder gave Spyro's paw a hard smack, and 'Maggie' the maggot plummeted to the ground below, where she was caught by an air draft, rescued, and proceeded to get married and start a family. But that's another story.

Spyro screamed, "MAGGIE! CYNDER YOU KILLED HER OMG WHAT SHALL WE DO ASDRESKFDKXNCVA!"

Spyro proceeded to have a gasm and plummeted down towards the ground before the rope of Barf magic caught him. Unfortunately, Cynder had to heave a lifeless Spyro up towards the platform along with her own body.

THEN, SUDDENLY, WHEN THEY WERE ALMOST THERE, BARBIE POPPED OUT OF FRIGGIN' NOWHERE OMGYAOIYAOIGASMGASMASDFGBHF!1!11111111111!one!eleven!111!

"OH GOD, WHY!" Cynder screeched before getting slapped by Barbie and falling downwards before landing on another platform.

"I WILL MAKE YOU ALL MODELS FOR MY FASHION-DESIGNER AND MALIBU BEACH BARBIE LIIIIINNNNNEEESSSS!" Barbie yelled.

"OH NO," Hunter screeched, taking out his bow-and-invisible-arrow. "DON'T WORRY! I'LL SHOOT MY INVISIBLE ARROWS AT THAT UNSEXY-GIRL! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Cynder swore hysterically. "CAN'T YOU SHOOT REAL ARROWS, YOU BUM?!"

"NOPE! REMEMBER, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET INVOLVED!

"Cynder!" Spyro yelled. "Watch out!"

The dragons dodged just in time before Barbie's fist connected with the wall behind them and water suddenly sprang from the nooks and crannies.

Barbie was suddenly sprayed by some water. "OH NOES!" She screeched, sinking down into the floor or wherever she came from. "YOU KNOW WATER IS MY ONE WEAKNESS! OH GAWD MY MAKEUP IS RUINED!11!11111! SO IS MY HAIR!one!11111 YOU WILL ALL RUE THIS DAY! SAJKDHGFJKGHF CURSEEEEEESSSSSS!111111!one!111!eleven!111111!1one-hundred eleven!"

And Barbie was gone!

Cynder stared for a moment. "What just happened?"

"Don't know, don't care," Hunter said, outstretching is arm and bringing the two dragons to the exit. "COME ON! MY SEXY HAWK IS WAITING TO SEND A MESSAGE TO IGNITUS!"

"Oh no," Spyro groaned. "That old guy? He's like Zuko! He's all obsessed with DESTINY!"

Once the group exited, they found themselves upon a mountain where there was a giant river thing and a ton of cliffs.

Hunter, now dressed as Tinkerbell, grabbed a sleeping hawk on a rock and exclaimed, "LOL the narrator just rhymed! NOW GO TELL IGNITUS I'VE FOUND HIS LESS-SEXY STUDEEENNNNTTTZZZ!"

And with that, he threw the hawk towards the sky and off one of the cliffs. But, what he did not realize is that the hawk was not a hawk, but a penguin who was plummeting to almost-certain death (until the penguin would be caught by butterflies and be raised as such until a movie was made about him).

"OKAY, GUISE, LEZ GOOOOOOOO!"

Hunter leaped on top of Cynder, who collapsed under the weight, and yelled, "FLY, MY FAITHFUL STEED, FLY!"

Cynder groaned, "Just kill me now," while Spyro took the lead. What wonders were they in for now?!