Yo! I'm back! and I know you missed me! Well, sorta. i had origionally resolved to update after i got at least one review, but apparently, i'm getting, like, none. i have two, for four chapters. thanks for caring, everyone. now, the soul reason i'm updating... is because, well, to play i'll-do-what-i-want-you-jerk with someone i don't even know, and because my friends who luv my story told me to. Dude, is it that hard to review every once in a while? whatever, i'll live. lol. pleasepleaseplease review this time!!!

Anyhoo, here's the usual load down:

Disclaimer: don't own sonic. If you haven't got that down by now, I don't know what's wrong with you. Lol. This chapter's one of my personal favourites.

Chapter Four: Sonic's Pathetic Attempts At Getting A Girlfriend

Sonic was walking around Mystic Ruins when he saw Rouge. She's hot! Sonic observed. He walked over to her in what he thought was a seductive manner, sashaying his hips and swaggering over.

"He-e-e-y gorgeous" he said, smirking at her. Rouge turned, and looked at him.

"Hello." she said shortly, and returned to examining her nails, which were painted a dark shade of magenta.

"Wanna go out with me?" he asked hopefully. Rouge gave him a semi-disgusted look, setting him up for the hell-no rejection he was just asking for.

"Hey, she's mine!" a tough voice said from behind Sonic. Sonic turned around and saw Knuckles striding towards them.

"Knuckles!" Rouge cried, running to him and hugging him. "Do you really mean that? Do you really love me?" she asked.

"Yes, I do" he said. Sonic growled and went away to sulk. That jerk! He raged inside his head. What a moron! She was so on the verge of throwing herself in my arms and kissing me! He totally broke the moment! I'll have to get him for THAT, too!

He was sulking around Emerald Coast when Cream skipped up to him.

"Hi Mr. Sonic!" she trilled, curtsying. "What's wrong, Mr. Sonic?" Sonic glanced over at her. Woah, she's HOT! Sonic thought, arching his eyebrows.

"Wanna go out with me?" he asked her.

"I'm only six!" she pointed out, tilting her head. "Aren't you fifteen?" she asked. He shrugged. Then, footsteps neared them. "Oh, hi Amy!" Cream called. Amy Rose walked towards them.

"Sonic! You've been ignoring me!" she accused with a wail, stomping her little foot.

"Wanna go out?" he asked.

"No!"

"Fine. I won't ask again" Sonic stormed off huffily. Damn girl. Doesn't know what a sexy hunk I am and how she's missing out on my awesome looks and celebrity charm!

"Wait! Sonic!" Amy shouted, racing after him. "Sonic, I changed my mind! Sooniiccc!"

"Some things never change" Cream said, and went after Amy.

Exactly, Cream is wise beyond her years. Almost freakily. Some things never change… like the fact that this is so far off base from the usual storyline for Sonic that the only think holding it to the actual story is the character's names. it's more fun for me, at least this way. this is pretty far off my usual story plots. my other fics, which remain unposted thus far, are serious. i prefer romance, angst, stuff like that that makes u cry and then 'aaawwww'. this is pretty wacked out, but i luv it anyways. Anyways. Review, please!!!