Welcome to chapter four. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Warning: This ride involves silliness and an embarrassed Arthur. (Thanks to the reviewers and the like!)

"You all may do whatever you want until I get back. I must inform the headmaster. Just don't break anything... Or make too much of a ruckus.", Mr. Dimble informed the class and their familiars before darting down the hall. (Kesesese! I've never seen an old man run so fast! Not even my Opa(grandpa)!) After spending a few seconds staring in wonder at the old man running down the hall, everyone gathered around Arthur and Gilbert.

"Do you need blood to survive?"

"How did you survive in the sunlight?"

"How do you stay so young? Tell me your secret!"

"Do vampires sparkle?"

Everyone was talking at once. Gilbert let out a string of 'Kesesese's and said, "Calm down everyone! I know I'm awesome, but I can't answer all of your questions at once!" Arthur rolled his eyes, 'Nosy gits.', Yet there were some questions that peaked his interest and he would also like to hear them answered. After everyone shut up, Gilbert continued speaking, "If you would like your questions answered,", He paused for dramatic effect, "Someone has to tell me what conplexus means." Gilbert looked at Arthur expectantly.

Arthur had completely forgotten about that. He became flustered, "Uh- I-It's, um-" Francis quickly interrupted, "It means connection.", He was smiling, but Gilbert saw that his eyes were narrowed slightly. Gilbert glared right back at him. (No one glares at pure awesomeness and gets away with it!) There were a few giggles and snickers in the background, but Gilbert paid them no mind, "Is there more than one meaning?" Arthur suddenly found his feet very interesting, "W-well, of course- I- What I mean to say- I-I-I-" Francis interrupted again, "It also means embrace."

Gilbert gave him that one look that said, "I can't believe you just did that." Do you know that one look? Of course you know that look. "What is he actually trying to say, Frenchie?", Gilbert questioned. Francis bristled, "I don't know what you're talking about, and my name is Francis." Gilbert narrowed his eyes as they flashed, "Are you sure?" Arthur tried to say something, only to be cut off again, "Oui, I'm positive, mon ami." -Must be HIV positive, the wanker.- (Kesesese! That was awesome, Kaninchen!) -What does Kaninchen mean?- Kaninchen means bunny. -Why does everyone call me a bunny!? I don't get it!-

Francis's hand twitched toward his wand, obviously ready to start a magical fight, and his (*Cough*TOYPOODLE*Cough*) familiar growled at Gilbert as if it was saying, "Touch my master, and I will burn you to a crisp!" Gilbert hissed and bared his fangs at it, his eyes glowing. "Gilbert...", Arthur furrowed his eyebrows, worried that a fight would break out. Gilbert immediately snapped out of it and smiled at Arthur, poking his forehead, "Don't do that. You'll get worry lines." Arthur covered his forehead and blushed, "I won't get worry lines!" There were a few squeals and 'aww's here and there, but Francis scowled and pointedly looked away. (SOMEONE'S got their panties in a bunch! Kesesesese!) Yeah, that wasn't as good as Arthur's joke... -Yes, it would be much appreciated if the peanut gallery would kindly keep his mouth shut.- (What's the peanut gallery?) -Sigh...-

"Hey, vampire! You got your answer! So give us ours!", A random kid said.

Gilbert sighed and complied even though he felt as if he didn't get the correct answer, "Fine. One at a time, please."

The peppy, brown haired girl with the blue familiar asked her question first, "Hi, I'm Michelle, and I would like to know if your bites hurt."

Gilbert grinned, "Of course not! I mean, it might pinch a bit at first, but it's all pleasure afterwards, for both the vampire and the victim!", He waggled his eyebrows and continued, "Vampire bites release a venom that acts as an... Aphrodisiac, of sorts. It sexually arouses you, but it also gives you a sense of euphoria. Anyone want to test it?" "No, no, no. There will be no 'testing it'.", Arthur quickly responded. Most of the people in the room were disappointed, even Francis, -Bloody pervert.- "Next question!"

A girl with brown eyes, black hair, and a white flower resting in it, spoke up, "Hola, I am Reina. I would like to know how you survived in the sunlight."

Gilbert chuckled, "Did you honestly think sunlight is a threat to vampires?"

"Uh... Si?"

"Yeah, no. We're still human in some ways. Next!" -What is this? 20 questions?- Maybe... I just thought that the readers would like to know how I portray vampires...

"Wussup? I'm Alfred, also known as THE HERO! Do vampires sparkle? Because that's what Twilight said! And twilight is only cool because it's American!", Oh, Alfred, Twilight will never be cool...

"No.", Gilbert answered simply, "Next."

"Ve~ I'm Feliciano! Do vampires like pasta?",Feliciano asked.

"Okay, these questions are getting ridiculous. If I tell you all a fun fact, will you stop asking questions?", Everyone nodded hesitantly, "Gut! Okay, so every vampire has a special power designated to them. Would you like to know what mine is?" Everyone nodded. "Well, too bad. I don't know what it is." Everyone gave him a crazy look and he just shrugged. (I'm too awesome to stress over it.) Whatever. -I'm sure you'll find out what it is soon enough.- Oh, he's going to have too. Muah ha ha ha...

(...) -...- ...What? (Nothing.) -Nothing- Anywho, Mr. Dimble came back! "Students, listen up. There is word that another mage school was attacked. The culprits and the reason is unknown, but we must be ready if we were to be attacked. So, for the time being, I will be teaching you defensive and offensive spells, and how to perform attacks with your familiars." People began chatting excitedly and Arthur and Gilbert glanced at each other. They both thought at the same time, 'What is going on?'

This chapter was full of crack, wasn't it? Well, most of it was improv, so that is to be expected. Thoughts, anyone? If there is any more information about vampires that you want to know, let me know. I'll tell you whether I'm going to mention it later on or not.

Gilbert: I still wanna know what conplexus means! Kaninchen, Why couldn't you tell me!?

England: Belt up, prat. Until next time.

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