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Sleeping Makena: Chapter 4 - Picking up a Few Extra Things

Alek: *Frantically running in and out of stores* NOTHINGS GOOD ENOUGH! My princess. I already got her a locket. What more does she want? .She's so Beautiful.

Akio: *leers out of shadows* Want a Rolex kid?

Alek: A real one?

Akio: Uh.No.I built it out of Play Dough . PLEASE THEY'VE REPOSSESSED MY HOUSE!

Alek: *points and laughs* You suck Ha Ha!

Akio: *clings to Alek's leg* Please Please Please Please Please!

Alek: *sighs* lets see it then.

Akio: *looks confused* see what?

Alek: THE WATCH!

Akio: OH! *Is so excited that he smushes the watch* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Cries* *clings to Alek's leg again*

Alek: *shakes head* sorry man I'm not giving my princess damaged goods

Akio: *sighs* I had a princess once.. Do you know what happened?

Alek: *still looking for a present and thus not actually listening* huh? . What?

Akio: SHE RAN OFF WITH MY SISTER! *Bursts out crying again*

Alek: *pays the man at the counter* awe sorry man better luck next time *quickly walks out of store hoping Akio won't follow him*

Akio: *looks around* *spots him leaving* HEY! WAIT! Where are you going?

Alek: *rolls eyes* Home. To wrap the present .and sleep.

Akio: CAN I COME WITH YOU!?!?!?!? I mean judging by the way we've bonded your in dire need of a sidekick.and I could use a place to stay. it would be a mutually beneficial relationship!

Alek: *naturally feeling sorry for the former playboy* um. I guess we could try it out for a while.

Akio: GREAT! *pulls out a piece of paper and a pen*

Alek: What is that?

Akio: It's a pre-nuptial agreement. If we break up I'm not getting stuck with nothing.

Alek: if we " brake up " as you so aptly put it I will kick you out and keep ALL of my possessions oki?

Akio: *nodds realizing he's not going to change the younger man's mind* Sounds fair.

Alek: So. Do you like . cookies?