Disclaimererereererreererrr: Prince of Tennis is not mine because I don't own it.

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Yanagi and Yukimura both sighed in irritation.

The two of them stood outside of the Sanada dojo, where sword swings and TARUNDORUs could be heard from the inside.

"It's been three days. I did not expect it to take this long. However, there is a 78% chance that he will have recovered by tonight." said Yanagi. Indeed, it had taken only two days in the dojo when Yanagi first gave "The Talk" to Sanada, but apparently learning about gay sex was a bigger blow than finding out where babies come from.

Yukimura walked forward, his hand on the sliding door.

"Seiichi, it's dangerous when he's freaking out like this. We should wait." said Yanagi, recalling when he nearly got sliced in half last time. "In fact, Sanada will be a little sensitive for a few days. Don't get too intimate or he might start hyperventilating again."

Yukimura pouted. It had been three long days. Usually the first days of dating were fun and sweet, but Yukimura has barely been able to spend any time with Sanada. Now that it was Friday night, Yukimura was hoping to have some time alone with his boyfriend. They hadn't gotten intimate since the time Yukimura wore the kimono, which was also their first official day that they started going out.

The impatient bluenette knocked on the door and shouted, "Sanada! Come out and stop overreacting!"

There was no reply, but the TARUNDORUs did stop.

Then Yukimura put on his Captain-voice. "SANADA GENICHIROU. COME OUT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOVE THAT KENDO SWORD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORRY ABOUT GAY SEX AGAIN."

After counting ten seconds, Sanada slowly slide the door open but still didn't say anything. Yukimura looked back and told Yanagi to go back home as he entered the wooden building. The captain and vice-captain were left alone in the dojo. Yukimura tried not to think about how hot Sanada looked in his traditional kendo outfit and instead worked on getting Sanada to talk.

"Sanada, I understand you've been sheltered your whole life about sex, but please get over it." said Yukimura.

"But… if two guys can do it…" Sanada said with an awkward expression. "We can too right?"

Yukimura nodded. "Don't worry, guys don't get pregnant."

Sanada didn't laugh. "But… putting your thing in… there. It's so dirty. How can that even be pleasurable?" he asked.

"I have never tried it." shrugged Yukimura. "But it's not any different than with a girl, right?" Yukimura didn't quite know how to proceed. Sanada looked ready to grab his sword and start bashing the walls with it. "Sanada, sex is an intimate act formed by too people who greatly love and trust each other. Just because we are going out doesn't mean we will have sex right away. We'll do what feels good. I will not force you to do something you are not comfortable with." Yukimura said all this in a gentle tone.

Sanada clenched and unclenched his hands a few times. Taking deep breathes, Sanada began calming down and listening to Yukimura.

"Remember last Sunday with the kimono? When I touched you?" asked Yukimura. "Did that feel good?"

"Yes."

"Then we can do that. Or we can slowly work our way up and test the boundaries of what we are comfortable with."

Sanada finally put down his sword. "Y-Yeah. I'd like that."

They both gave each other tiny smiles. And then Sanada slowly slumped forward. At first, Yukimura thought Sanada was hugging him, but then he realized Sanada had fallen asleep. The bluenette carefully lowered Sanada down the best he could. He must be exhausted after staying in the dojo for three days hitting walls and freaking out over sex, thought Yukimura.

The captain sat there watching and stroking Sanada's sleeping face for a long time.


Okay. Sanada was several years behind on knowing about sexual acts. And he was several decades behind on technology.

Yukimura just had to see how far Sanada's knowledge went. He wanted to get all the freaking-out-in-the-dojo out of the way once and for all.

"Sanada, do you know what a blowjob is?" asked Yukimura one afternoon in his living room.

Sanada paused in his calligraphy work and frowned. "…No. What is that?" he asked.

"It's when a person sucks off a guy."

Sanada just looked more confused. "Sucks off what?"

Yukimura bite his lip, trying not to laugh. "Imagine sex but you put it in someone's mouth instead."

The vice-captain's face changed slowly from a frown, to thoughtful, to realization, to disgust, and then Sanada looked ready to bolt from the room. "B-but… that's… unclean! It's..! TARUNDORU!"

Yukimura sighed. "Sanada, you really should go on the internet. Not only will you save time on your school assignments, but then I wouldn't have to teach you all of this either."

Sanada hmphed. The capped teen had tried using the internet before, but two broken computers later and one smashed keyboard, he had given up and said that looking up books in the library was much easier and less expensive.

Then again, this was Sanada, the one who couldn't figure out cellphones and microwaves.

"Wait. The internet teaches you about these sorts of things?" asked Sanada, confused.

"No. But the internet has only dirty-minded people. A few days there and you'll be even more informed than your parents." smiled Yukimura. "But anyways, let's move on."

Sanada gulped in fear.

"Sanada, do you know what rimming is?"


Luckily, Sanada was not suffering from brain damage and was able to come to school the next day. Even after those eighteen new words Yukimura taught him, he had meditated calmly and the shock had quickly evaporated.

But during practice, he was pushing his team a lot harder than usual. Actually, Sanada had also made his entire English class run laps around the school because they were being noisy, teacher included. Sanada was the one pushing himself the hardest, possibly trying to take his mind of the scarring things Yukimura had told him.

The captain on the other hand was glad to see everyone suffering. He was actually in a terrible mood. It had been two weeks since he started dating Sanada and besides from the first day, practically nothing had happened. In fact, they were still acting more like best friends than lovers.

"Sanada, stay after practice." said Yukimura in his captain voice before picking up his racket and joining Yanagi for a match.

The practice went by quickly since everyone was so busy. Most were too tired to talk so they all got changed quickly and went on home.

Besides Yukimura and Sanada, the last one to leave the room was Yanagi, after shooting a mischievous glance at Yukimura and saying, "I'll lock the door, Seiichi."

The moment the door locked, Sanada was suddenly extremely alarmed and conscious that he and Yukimura were completely alone with no one around to interrupt them. Yukimura simply walked closer, with a sweet smile gracing his features. Sanada gulped and backed away.

Yukimura chuckled. "Don't look so scared Sanada. I won't eat you." Yet. "I just want us to spend a little more time together. Alone."

Sanada could already feel his heart thumping wildly.

"Sanada, sit." said Yukimura in a demanding voice. The captain pointed at the armchair along the wall. Sanada didn't even think twice about disobeying and sat down right away.

Yukimura slowly walked forward, almost as if trying not to scare a small animal away. When the two were close, Yukimura went and sat down on Sanada's lap, in the same position as the first time they had been intimate. Sanada vastly recalled it once Yukimura was comfortably sitting on him, knees on either side of him.

"Relax. I'm just going to kiss you. Is that okay?" asked Yukimura gently.

"…Yes."

Before Sanada could have a chance to change his mind, Yukimura leaned in and pressed their mouths together. The captain's hands wrapped firmly around the neck of the larger teen.

Yukimura's lips moved slowly but intently, tasting and memorizing every part of his lover's lips. Sanada's mouth was slightly open, hot breath panting out. Yukimura made content hums as he continued savouring the delightful flavour of Sanada. The bluenette's tongue darted out and licked along the line of Sanada's bottom lip.

Sanada pulled back. He looked at Yukimura's mouth with a slight frown.

"What's wrong?" asked Yukimura, desperately wanting to continue kissing.

"…It's nothing." said Sanada, bringing his face back in to continue. Yukimura anxiously nipped at Sanada's lip with his teeth, making Sanada give out small gasps.

Yukimura took the chance to push his tongue in the other's mouth, loving the taste of the warm and wet cavern.

But Sanada immediately pulled back again, a deep frown etched on his face.

"Why do you do that?" asked Sanada in an angry tone.

Yukimura raised an eyebrow. "Do what?"

"Your tongue. Why do you do that with it?"

Yukimura chuckled. "Sanada, surely you have heard of French kissing? Kissing with tongue."

After a pause, Sanada blushed and looked away, mumbling something about how people are weird to have taught up of such strange kissing methods.

"Don't worry Sanada, it gets better. Let me show you. Just open your mouth and let me lead." said Yukimura, petting the hairs around the top of Sanada's neck.

Hesitantly, Sanada opened his mouth with wavering lips. Yukimura grinned and brought his mouth back to Sanada's, his tongue darting out and into Sanada's mouth, meeting no resistance this time.

Sanada trembled slightly as Yukimura began exploring the moist cavern, licking every inch he could reach from top to bottom, left to right. Yukimura pulled back to give Sanada some air.

"Sanada, breath through your nose. You don't have to suffocate just because we're kissing."

Yukimura indulged himself again and again in kiss after deep kiss. Soon, he noticed that Sanada's tongue was completely avoiding his. "Mhhmmm…Sanada, move your tongue with mine." he whispered against the vice-captain's lips.

Sanada slowly brought his tongue forward, carefully nudging it against Yukimura's. Sanada gave a moan when their two tongues started moving together in a dance, tranquilizingly rubbing against each other's. Soon, Sanada's was entering Yukimura's mouth, making happy noises at the amazing taste and warmth of the captain.

They would break off a few times to breath as the air got stuffy around them. Strings of saliva connected their tongues.

Neither wanted to stop, especially not Sanada once Yukimura began sucking on his tongue, making wet, slurping noises, and giving the vice-captain pleasurable sensations.

But when they parted once again, Yukimura looked at the clock on the wall, saying they had to go before the school gates closed. Sanada looked at the time as well. They had been alone for nearly half an hour, to Sanada's shock. It had felt like such a short time. Both their lips were swollen from making-out so much.

Yukimura gave a happy smile and pressed a final chaste kiss on Sanada's lips before darting out of the room.


Author's Rant:

I wrote this right after a long 12 hour shift at work. I was dead on my feet.

I just wanted to stay home and write all day. My urge to write combined with my tiredness at work made me really, really weird.

Why? Because I work in an ice cream place and I started sprouting nonsense about ice cream fanfiction to my co-workers.

I was literally pairing ice cream flavours together, giving them names like THE SWEET PAIR (that's caramel + chocolate btw). By the end of the night, I proudly announced to my boss that I was shipping Raspberry/Mango, the Fruity Pair.

Good thing it's not the first time I do stupid stuff at work. My boss is used to it.