I really wish you guys would review more cuz I like reading reviews and constructive criticism is appreciated

I really wish you guys would review more because I like reading reviews and constructive criticism is appreciated. But anyway here's chapter 4. If it seems a little sketchy its because I'm suffering from a case of sever writing block, but I know I hate when people take a long time to come out with new chapters, so I'm trying to update regularly. Also, I found out how to say Chaos Release, it is Konton.

Recap: "The final match: Sasuke vs. Naruto. Begin!" Sasuke attacked first with a fast kick aimed at Naruto's face, but Naruto blocked it with one hand, while pulling back another and slugging him in the gut. Sasuke reeled back and jumped forward trying to trip him, but Naruto jumped and axe-kicked Sasuke in the back. Sasuke coughed up blood and Iruka declared the match over. As Naruto was walking away, Sasuke said, "Get back here. Katon: Gokakyuu no Jutsu," and aimed a massive fireball at his back.

Naruto disappeared and reappeared in front of Sasuke. Looking into his eyes, he whispered, "Chaotic Genjutsu: Dark Void." Sasuke gasped and fell to his knees. He felt empty inside. He felt the pain of his heart being turned into a black hole and enveloping his entrails.

"Aaaaaaaaaagghhh!!" he screamed in agony. Naruto just walked off and sat down near his friends, while Mizuki took Sasuke to the hospital. Everyone once again stared at Naruto, but this time fear was evident in their eyes.

Chapter 4: Catching a Traitor

Hinata, Shikamaru, Chouji, and Kiba visibly cringed when Naruto sat near them. They were even too scared to move away, that is, until Naruto reassured them. "Don't worry guys. I would never hurt one of my friends." At this, everyone in the training grounds relaxed, seeing that Naruto was not likely to go on a killing spree anytime soon.

Iruka took a deep breath as to not stutter when he spoke. He had to keep up appearances, even though it was obvious Naruto could easily beat the scarred chuunin, with his hands tied behind his back. "The rookie of the year is Uzumaki Naruto." There was scattered clapping among the soon-to-be Genin. It would have been louder, but many were too preoccupied with their soiled underwear. "Okay, everyone who passed line up to get a hitai-ite." As soon as Iruka was done distributing headbands, he faced the crowd of they young Ninjas, "Those who passed, meet back here in a week to be grouped into 3-man cells. Everyone walked off, while Naruto just sat on a swing, looking on at the parents congratulating their kids, with envy.

Whatever happened to my parents? Did they abandon me like the villagers said? No, parents wouldn't do that to their kid. Would they? His thoughts were interrupted when the gang walked up to him.

"Naruto, what the fuck was that jutsu you used?! That was awesome!" a certain loudmouth Inuzaka said.

"Th-that w-was amazing N-Naruto-kun," the Hyuuga stuttered.

"Thanks Hina-chan," Naruto smiled as Hinata, who blushed at his nickname for her.

"That was indeed impressive, Naruto-san," Shino said.

"Tch, troublesome blonde." (Plz tell me you know who that was)

"Not as troublesome as Ino," Choji mumbled in between fistfuls of chips, as Naruto scratched the back of his head and laughed.

"True dat. Anyway, I better get going. I got to go train." Saying farewell to all his friends, Naruto headed towards the Forest of Death because he heard it was dangerous and he wanted to test his skills.

3 hours later, we find our young protagonist kicking a tree. With each kick the already large dent deepened and leaves poured down from the forest canopy. He thought about what happened when he first arrived. Wolves tried to attack him, but they were easy to defeat. These large slug-like creatures dropped from above, but a quick Katon jutsu incinerated them. Lastly, a bear was about to kick him, but his killing intent quickly alerted him and every other animal in the forest not to annoy him further. Naruto kicked the tree hard until he heard a sickening crack. He smiled at the dent until he sensed a presence and looked behind him. "I know you're there. Come out," Naruto said as he looked towards the direction of the presence.

"How dare you, gaki." A silver-haired man with a huge scroll on his back accused as he came out of the brush.

"Mizuki-sensei, what the hell are you talking about?" Naruto countered.

"You know damn well what I'm talking about, demon! Beating up the last Uchiha like that," Mizuki exclaimed.

"Oh, so you're a fanboy." Naruto sighed. "Figures."

"I was just on my way out of the village with the Forbidden Scroll, but I decided to drop in on my 'favorite student'," Mizuki said, his voice layered with sarcasm. "Prepare yourself demon, for today is the day you die. You may have been able to defeat a Genin, but let's see how well you fare against an elite Chuunin!"

Mizuki then charged at Naruto. Naruto waited until the last possible moment before ducking and bypassing his guard. He had the perfect opportunity for a killing blow right then and there, but decided to back up and let Mizuki know how lucky he was. Not because he was still alive, but because of another reason that he was soon to show..

"You should be honored. You are only the second I have used this specific taijutsu style on. I call it the Hi no Mai (Dance of Fire)."

"Shutup and fight!"

An uncharacteristic smirk made its way onto Naruto's face as he watched Mizuki charge for a second time. When he had lessened the distance between them a little, Naruto walked forward to close the rest of it. Mizuki thought this was strange, but he kept on going. As he drew nearer, Naruto got into a basic fighting stance before slowly side-stepping the punch. Mizuki put his left hand on the ground and tried to kick Naruto, but missed as Naruto again dodged. Mizuki was annoyed that Naruto was moving so slowly yet still managing to evade all of his attacks. Growling, he went in for another punch. Naruto ducked and moved away, similar to before. This pattern went on for a while and Mizuki was gradually getting slower and slower. Not because he was tiring, but because Naruto was setting the pace of the battle. Mizuki eyes grew wide as he finally noticed what Naruto was doing, but it was too late.

"This was good practice, but I'm getting bored," Naruto smirked as he launched himself towards Mizuki at the speed of a lightning bolt and the force of an earthquake.

Mizuki flew into a tree due to a vicious punch. It completely shattered the pace that had taken so long to create.

After doing a few handseals, Naruto whispered, "Konton: Magen Toguchi (Chaos Release: Demonic Portal)." A pitch black circle appeared above Mizuki. The circle swirled and grew. The black vacuum moved faster as red lines appeared. The red and black meshed together as they started to suck everything inside of the swirling portal. Mizuki, as well as the surrounding trees and shrubbery, had no chance to escape the suction coming from the dark portal. Soon both were lost with a scream in the endless abyss.

Then, Naruto cut off the chakra source and watched as the black vacuum faded away into nothing. He sighed and sat down heavily on a tree stump.

Damn, that took a lot out of me. That was the first time I had ever done that jutsu.

Naruto, having the presence of mind to guide the vacuum-like chakra around the Forbidden Scroll, picked it up and Shunshined to the Hokage's office in a blaze of greenish-black flames.

"Naruto, I don't have time for this. Someone has stolen the Forbidden Scroll!" Then, he noticed said scroll in the arms of the boy he'd just been scolding. "How the hell did you get that?!" the Hokage exclaimed.

"I recovered it from that academy teacher Mizuki," Naruto replied in a calm voice.

"Where is he now?"

"Dead." Naruto said as casually as if he were commenting on the weather.

"Okay…Where's his body?" Sarutobi said in a mildly surprised voice.

"No clue,"Naruto shrugged.

The Sandaime accepted the cryptic answer and asked for Naruto to hand over the scroll.

"Here ya go, Jiji."

"Arigatou, Naruto-kun. I'll make sure you get paid for a B-rank mission. If that's all you are dismissed."

"Hai, Hokage-sama," Naruto tried to say in a monotone voice like the Anbu, but the barely concealed laughter in his voice betrayed his true emotions. Before Sarutobi could say anything else he Shunshined back off to the Forest of Death, wanting to get in more training before it was time to turn in for the night. Or the morning, in Naruto's case, since he often trained until around 3am.

He really is the number 1 most surprising ninja. If only you were still alive, Minato. You would be so proud. Sarutobi looked over at a picture of the Yondaime Hokage on the wall and smiled when the blond man's grin seemed to get a little wider. He will be a great asset to our village.

1 week later

Naruto woke up and did his morning routine, only this time he tied his leaf hitai-ite around his head. He was now officially a proud shinobi of Konoha. Smiling, he walked through the door and continued on his way to the academy. Using his kekkai genkai, the Souzou Konbi had gotten much easier the more he practiced it. He could move fairly fast while "inside" something and the delay it previously took to switch to and from mediums was practically non-existent. Yep, things were definitely looking up for Uzumaki Naruto. However, the villagers still glared at him. Now they glared at him more than ever. Especially after they heard how he had so effortlessly crushed the last "loyal" Uchiha. Naruto paid it no mind and kept on walking. When he arrived at his destination, he hopped in through the window of his classroom and sat in his usual seat between Shikamaru and Hinata. Some people sent him weary glances, but he shrugged them off.

About five minutes later, Iruka walked in to find everybody talking. He simply took in a deep breath and used his "Huge Head no Jutsu." If that did not shut the young Genin up, the eardrum-shattering scream he let out certainly did.

When everyone was seated and quiet, Iruka coughed and started his speech to the Genin, "First off, I want to congratulate you all on passing the Genin exams. But don't think the hard work is over. As shinobi and kunoichi, you will all be required to go on dangerous missions and risk your life for the sake of the village. Part of the reason you were in the academy was to develop bonds with your classmates. These are the people you will fight alongside with."

When everyone was done looking around at their future comrades, he carried on with his speech. "Now, it is time for me to announce the teams. Starting with Team 1:…" Naruto zoned out until he heard his name being called. "Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke…" Fuck, Naruto thought. "…and Haruno Sakura." This earned a "Yatta!" from Sakura, a groan from most of the girls in the class who had hopes of being paired with Sasuke, and a "Double Fuck!" from Naruto.

You can't be serious. Kami, you're a sadistic bastard. Just when I think life is going great, you pull some shit like this.

Iruka ignored the outbursts of his students and said, "Team 8: Inuzaka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino. Team 9 is still in circulation from last year. Team 10: Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, and Yamanaka Ino." Iruka paused as he pocketed the list and sighed. "Well, that's it for the teams. Now go to lunch, and when you come back your Jounin Senseis should be here to pick you up."

Naruto grabbed his bento box and as soon as he was outside of the building he headed towards a tree, away from all the others. He decided not to sit with his friends since they would probably want to get acquainted with their new teammates.

Naruto broke apart his chopsticks and mumbled an "Itadakimasu." However, before he could dig in, a shadow loomed over him.

"What do you want Uchiha?" Naruto hissed through his teeth.

"Hey Naruto, I was wondering if we could talk; just the two of us," Sasuke inquired with an almost awkward gesture.

After contemplating for a moment, Naruto accepted the offer and walked over with Sasuke to a nearby bench. It's not like he's gonna rape me or something. Naruto thought almost reassuringly. Wrong.

When they were there, Naruto asked, "So what did you want to talk ab-" He was surprised when Sasuke leaned in and tried to kiss him, but he figured the Gaylord would pull some shit like this. He tried to push the stupid fag off of him, but Sasuke was clinging to his neck. Naruto then slugged Sasuke in the stomach, making him relinquish his grip and followed up with a kick in the same place.

"For the last time, I'm not gay!" Naruto stormed off back to the tree he was sitting on, leaving a smiling Sasuke…who proceeded to hack up blood. Dozens of fangirls who had been stalking the Uchiha, their leader being Sakura, jumped out of the bushes and screamed at Naruto for hurting her Sasuke-kun. Naruto attempted to tune her out, but when it got too much for him, he channeled chakra into his hand and yelled, "Pimp Hand no Jutsu!" He slapped Sakura…hard. And I'm not talking about one of those sissy slaps, I'm talking the ones that send you running home for your mommy…which is exactly what Sakura did.

Goddamn, I fucking hate fangirls. Especially that useless pink banshee.

Seeing their leader getting slapped the shit out of her, the rest of the fangirls dispersed. Naruto ate the rest of his meal in peace before it was time to head back inside to meet his jounin sensei.

3 hours later

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were still waiting for their jounin sensei to arrive. All the other teams were long gone and even Iruka had left. Sakura kept on stealing glances at Sasuke, and in turn Sasuke was stealing glances at our favorite blond haired ninja. Said ninja saw this and had a bulging vein on his forehead.

A couple minutes later, a silver-haired, masked nin walked through the door with a bright orange book in hand.

"Are you Team 7?" the silver haired man asked.

Seeing their nods he spoke again, "My first impression of you guys is that…you're idiots," he stated as he shrugged at their death glares.

". Meet me on the roof." With that, he poofed away, leaving Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura to use the super awesome amazing ninja tool called stairs.

When the trio arrived on the roof and sat down on a bench across from their sensei, they listened to him as he talked.

"Okay, first we're gonna get to know each other a little bit," the Ninja stated almost lazily.

"Why don't you go first, sensei," said Sakura.

"Okay. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have many likes and some dislikes. My hobbies are none of your business and my dream is…well, I've never really thought about it. Your turn, pinky."

'"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like-" She looks at Sasuke and blushes. "My hobbies are…" She looks at Sasuke again and blushes even harder.

Looks like we got a stalker, all three men thought simultaneously.

"…and my dream for the future is-" She looks at Sasuke for a third time and squeals like the little pig she is.

"And… what do you dislike?" Kakashi prodded her.

"Ino-pig and Naruto-baka!" she screeches as she points to an aggravated blonde.

"Okay. Now you, the emo one," Kakashi "eye-smiled."

Sasuke grunted and said, "My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I dislike many things. My hobbies are training. What I have is not a dream, because Iwillmake it a reality… I want to kill a certain man."

"Do you like anything?" Kakashi asked.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and then at the ground to hide his quickly reddening face.

HAHAHAHAHA! So much for reviving his clan. The last Uchiha is gay! Thought Kakashi.

"Lastly, you with the whiskers." Kakashi said as he pointed to Naruto.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen. I dislike this faggot over here and his pink-haired whore. My hobbies are training and my dream for the future is to become Hokage." Naruto said, smiling at Sasuke's and Sakura's reactions.

"Now that we're done, I have something to tell you." After a brief pause, he continued, "Tomorrow we will do some survival training."

"But Kakashi-sensei we already did that in the academy," Sakura whined.

"Well this is different. Of the 9 teams that made it through the academy this year, only 3 will stay as Genin. The rest will be sent back to the academy." All 3 of the Genin gasped, but their pervert of a sensei wasn't finished. "Oh and don't eat breakfast. You'll just throw it up." Then, he Shunshined away.

Naruto said, "Later," to his teammates and walked off to go train.

"Hey Sasuke, wanna go work on our teamwork?" the supposed "girl" asked.

"Hn," was Sasuke's reply as he too left to train, leaving Sakura to ponder why her crush didn't like her.

Sorry Sakura. I only have eyes for Naruto.

Somewhere in the forest surrounding Konoha, a young blond boy sneezed and thought, Something terrible just happened.

I THINK THAT'S A GOOD STOPPING POINT FOR THIS CHAPTER. I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT. I KNOW ITS NOT THAT LONG BUT…I DON'T REALLY CARE. I PERSONALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE SHIFTY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BUT HEY, THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC.

PLZ R&R

Beta-ed by the amazing Orca Owl.

And you know what they say, when you sneeze, someone is thinking of you ;)