The Price For Being

By xYuki (hopped up on medication)

and

Kimusume (On a chocolate recession)

The Price For Wrestling

"Asuna... could you please, not... jump around like that in front of my very impressionable daughter?" Setsuna pleaded as she watched her little 3 your old daughter absorb her aunt's idiotic behavior like a sponge.

"No Senior, I El Chupacabra Sephirothis Grandia, shall not yield to you!" El Chupacabra Sephirothis Grandia shouted as she struck a pose.

"Woot! Go Ero Super Cupboard Syphilis Grandma! Oh gosh what kind of name is that?!" Konoka exclaimed out in between her fits of laughter. Setsuna paled dramatically as she watched her wife, daughter, and best friend laugh away carelessly.

"I can't believe it." Setsuna groaned as she sunk back into the couch. She rubbed her temples as she averted her eyes from her family.

Quickly noticing her mother's growing disdain, Makoto trotted over to Setsuna, hopped on the couch climbing up onto Setsuna's lap. Then the little brown eyed girl smiled as she patted Setsuna's head chanting, "Pain, pain, go away! Pain, Pain, go away!" Unable to hold any malice towards the situation at hand, due to her daughter's innocence, Setsuna smiled as she brought her arms around the little girl. "Daddy better?" Makoto asked giggling as she felt Setsuna's cheek rub against her's.

"Yah, Daddy's all better. But promise Daddy one thing." Setsuna pleaded as she looked at her adorable little girl. "If you ever wish to become a Mexican masked wrestler... please don't ever tell me. I don't want to wake up and suddenly remembering my little girl is running around with a silly stage name like..." pausing Setsuna tried to think up a name.

"Ah! Mako-chan, your stage name should be-" Asuna began.

"Don't!" Setsuna shouted cutting off the red head.

"Cloudious Optimus Primus!" Konoka exclaimed as she pointed at her daughter along side Asuna who did the same gesture.

"I said don't!" Setsuna squealed as the she lost the little girl to the childish adults before her. "I swear if she gets permanently scared by this, I'm blaming it on you two!"

Makoto ran towards her mother and aunty with a big smile, grabbing onto a blanket on the bed near by, tied it around her neck and headed back to Konoka and Asuna.

"Ahahaha!" Makoto laughed gleefully as Asuna lifted her up high into the air. Setsuna couldn't help but laugh at the scene before her.

Konoka laughed gleefully as Setsuna caved into the merriment they were sharing and joined in. Grabbing Konoka by the waist and lifting her up, Setsuna placed her on her shoulder making the younger girl squeal in fright.

"Set-chan, put me down!" Konoka giggled as she punched Setsuna's back.

"Naw, I'm kinda likin' the view." Setsuna smirked as she patted Konoka's bottom. "Hm, you seem to be losing some tone there."

Konoka screamed as she grabbed onto Setsuna's shirt. "No way! My butt hasn't changed at all. You should get your eyes checked, Set-chan. Oh and if you're critisizing me, you should think about yourself for once. Your once solid abs are getting a little flabby." Konoka dueled back. Setsuna's eyebrow twitched as she pinched Konoka's behind. "Ow!"

"Unlike you, I keep up with my daily training. So my abs, and any other part of my perfectly built body, are as they should." Setsuna growled as she relished the feeling of Konoka's bare legs against her hand. The skilled warrior eyed her sexy wife carefully and took extra note of the girl's attire.

Konoka wore a pair of extremely short shorts, much like those from that awkward American film. Dukes of Hazzard was it? The one with Jessica what's her name. Anyways back to topic. Konoka's skimpy shorts, low cut shirt that ended at her midriff, and her hair up in a messy pony tail. The 20 something year old woman didn't look like the mother of a 3 year old little girl, mate of an exiled half demon, and heir of a powerful magician's association, but she looked like your regular single college student out and about looking for some fun.

"Well I get all my exercise almost every night... with you." Konoka said seductively, running a finger up Setsuna's spine doing an odd circling motion every now and then.

"Okay you two, let's keep it PG 13. There's a 3 year old here." Asuna said butting in the very intimate couple.

Setsuna and Konoka laughed as they looked at each other. Placing the young healer on the ground carefully, Setsuna grabbed hold of Konoka's arm gently and caressed it with a strange longing in her eyes.

"Why is it that... you dress like a 1000yen hooker?" Setsuna questioned randomly, her eyes still staring at Konoka's perfect skin. Konoka blushed as she ran a finger down Setsuna's firm jaw line. Makoto stared at her parent's intently soaking in their actions. Asuna quickly covered the girl's eyes as Setsuna smirked at the brunette.

Konoka grinned as her eyes darted towards Asuna in a sly devilish way. "I'm pricier then that hot stuff." Konoka teased with a wink as she draped an arm around Setsuna's neck closing what ever gap was keeping them apart.

"Oh? That's really to bad. I only have a 1000 on me." Setsuna frowned as she pulled out the bill and waved it in front of Konoka tauntingly.

Konoka frowned at the bill and opened her eyes wide. "That's a 10,000 yen bill." Konoka stated as she stared at the bill following it with her eyes.

"Hm? I was sure it was 1000. Oh well, wanna go shopping?" Setsuna asked with a smile. Konoka nodded her head rapidly as she plucked the bill out from Setsuna's hand. Grinning Setsuna leaned and whispered, "Keep 1000 for later."

Asuna stared at the two with a slack jaw and a mortified look. Her hold on Makoto loosened allowing the little girl to escape. "What the hell... just happened?" Asuna ruffled her hair. "Seriously, what... the... fuck... just happened!?"

"I don't know, El Chupacabra Sephi-, whatever you called yourself." Setsuna growled angrily as she threw on a hat shifting it a little on the side.

Konoka walked out of the bedroom wearing a very flattering skirt, a low cut shirt that showed off her cleavage and tight curves with a sexy little black push up bra to kick things up a bit. She also had on her a pair of black sunglasses sitting on the top of her head, a little bit of eye liner, and that was it for the make up.

"Lookin' good, Konoka!" Asuna exclaimed at her long time best friend. The redhead couldn't deny the fact her mouth was slightly watering at the sight of her well endowed friend. For all the times to be gay, now would be the day one would wish to be.

Smiling to herself Setsuna walked over to Konoka wrapping an arm around her waist pulling her closer as she measure her lover's appearance, Konoka doing the same.

The warrior had on a simple white hat, a tight fitting black shirt that Konoka had picked out, and white baggy pants. Setsuna moved her side pony tail over to a regular ponytail, which was a rather refreshing thing to see from the warrior.

"I think we're good."

"Agreed."

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Yuki - Wooo!

Mei - Chocolate... ;-;

Yuki - WTF, did we just write? XD

Mei - I really don't know. I'm reading it... but I'm not understanding it. ,-, I think this is what you call a crack fic on meth.

Yuki - Amen to that.

-this was not edited, and we appologize now in advance. Meds and Choco bai bai make us weirder, sorry. :( Oh and yay for 1337 words!-