A/N: Rikudou Sennin 312- In the animated series Dante learned that a half breed devils that reaches the age of 100 their human blood burns off giving them immortality. Nero died saving Keria. So no, Naruto isn't immortal.
I don't own Naruto. If I did Sasuke would have died due to a failed Grand Fire Ball jutsu, setting his lungs ablaze. Actually, I might do just that. Muh-hahahhahahahahahahahaha! Did I just say that out loud? Oops.
On with the show

Chapter four- The exam

Naruto and Dante arrived at the house Trish had bought for the four of them. It was a simple two story house with a master bedroom, five bedrooms, and three guest rooms, a kitchen, a dining room, and four bathrooms. Out back was a simple lawn with a small dojo.

Dante and Naruto walked through the door and were both smacked in the face by Trish who was holding two frying pans.

"It's about damn time you two showed up!" She yelled making both men cringe at her volume.

"Damn babe, why the hell did you hit us?" Yelled Dante, nursing the lump on his forehead.

"You said one more year not two!" She yelled smacking them with the aforementioned pans.

Naruto then spoke. "That would be my fault. You see the day before we were to leave."

Flash back

Naruto awoke grumbling about ancestors and popping into his head. Why you may ask? The previous night his ancestor Nero appeared in his mind. And told him about eld brazno derocho del dablo or some shit, he didn't pay attention. He threw on some pants and walked into the kitchen where Dante was wolfing down some pizza.

Dante looked up and spoke. "Well, shit. Kid look at your right arm."

Naruto did as instructed and what he saw was amazing, shocking, and a little freaky. His arm was completely different. From his shoulder to his wrist was covered in what looked like black armor. From the top of his shoulder on the upper side of his arm was covered in what looked like a red vain that also made up his entire hand with clawed fingers. (Basically Nero's devil bringer only black instead of red and red instead of blue.)

"I'm guessing this is the eld brazno derocho deld dablo thingy." Dante face palmed and sighed.

"Kid, its called brazo derecho del Diablo. It means the right arm of the Devil." He said in a deadpan tone. 'Fucken great, now I have to teach him to use the devil bringer.' "Okay Nero called that the devil bringer, it can create an ethereal hand to grab things or punch stuff. In time you will be able to make a hand the size of a mountain with practice. That arm will make you stronger and faster than you already are, damn it."

Naruto stared at his hand and smiled. He concentrated and sure enough an ethereal arm appeared. He tried to will it to reach over and grab a slice of pizza. Key word being tried, instead it shot forward and socked Dante in the jaw.

"Oh shit!" Yelled Naruto, a truly rare site. Even though he didn't act as much as Vergil anymore he still was rather calm. "Sorry bro."

In the wreckage that was once a wall you could see Dante lift up his arm and flip off Naruto.

Flash back end

"So you staid to train him how to use the devil bringer? Okay I'm done being mad." Chirped Trish in a happy tone.

"Sis, you're a psychotic bitch you know that." Stated Naruto, only to be smacked with a pan…again.

Dante laughed only for Naruto to pull out bloody storm and shoot him in the face.

"You know just because it doesn't kill me, DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T HURT!" He yelled.

I'm aware, you have shot me in the head tons of times." Naruto retorted. "I'm headed out to get a new outfit. I'll be back in a couple hours."

With that said Naruto left the house. Walking down the streets instead of glares of hatred he received looks of fear. News had spread of a boy in blue with that survived a sword to the stomach.

Naruto then entered the Haruno clothes shop. He ignored Sakura and walked around the store collecting what he wanted. He grabbed the same outfit he already had only in full black save for the red stripe that went down the spine area and split and wint down the center of the cape like extensions that hung 2'' above the ground, medical bandages, four 1'' leather straps, and a razor for cutting leather.

On the way home he grabbed a brick of chakra conducting metal. He then stopped in the ally to make the new gun. The gun, which he called Heavens Light, was of the same design as Bloody Storm but white in color. He had already made a new holster that was similar to his old one only there was now a strap over both shoulder and the guns sat at the edges of the red stripe at his lower back.

When he arrived home Lady shot him in the face for the hell of it and he went to work on his outfit.

The final product was that the right sleeve was cut off, his devil bringer covered in bandages with 2 straps on his bicep, 2 on his forearm, and the buckles on his right glove pulled tight so no one could see the devil bringer. He also added repair and cleaning seals to all his clothing.

Naruto discarded his clothes and went to bed.

The following morning Naruto woke up after a training session with Nero. He then went down ate some cereal, shot Dante, got the shot by Dante, then they both headed for the Hokage Towwer. Naruto and Dante walked through the door and were greeted by the secretary.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was waiting in his office when he heard shouting.

"AND WE TOLD YOU WE HAVE TO SEE THE OLD MONKEY!" Came the voice he recognized as Dante's.

The doors were then kicked open by Dante. Naruto walked in with him the secretary following after.

"My apologies Hokage-sama, I will escort them out now." She said.

"No need, I told them to come here this morning, you may go back to the lobby now." He told her and she did as instructed.

"Hey jiji, whatcha need?" Asked Naruto, making the Hokage pleased he said jiji rather than old monkey. His joy was shattered once Dante spoke.

"Yeah ya old monkey whaddaya need."

They then discussed that Naruto's blood line, and that he was to attend the gennin exams at the academy the next day. Before he agreed he stated that he was an even match for Dante, but then agreed that he needed experience.

Today was the day of the exam and as a joke he had his daggers stabbed into his kidneys, and Yamato stabbing through his heart, blood dripping from the wounds.

Once every one was in the class he heard his teacher Iruka talk.

"Class, today there will be another student here for the exams. Acctualy, where is he?" Naruto smirked.

Inside one student was about to speak but the door went flying across the room flying through the wall. Naruto then walked through the doorway with a small blood trail following him.

A boy with fang marks and a small puppy spoke up. "Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah, why?" Naruto replied.

"You have daggers and a sword stabbing you." He said.

Naruto then looked himself over.

"Oops, must have happened during training." Naruto then pulled the daggers out of his abdomen and placed them in their holders on his legs. Then he slowly pulled out Yamato with a sickening squelsh, re-sheathed the sword and it disappeared in a flash of purple.

Iruka, who was getting over his shock, talked. "I'm guessing you are the new student. Tell us about yourself."

Naruto nodded then spoke. "I am Naruto Sparda, formerly known as Naruto Uzumaki, I like my bro Dante, my sword Yamato, my guns Bloody Storm and Heavens Light, training, fighting, blood, rock music, pizza, my devil arms, which are weapons made of defeated demon soles, and the Icha Icha series, though not for the reason most men read it. I hate arrogant people, perverts, pedophiles, fangirls, and Mundus. My hobbies are to fight, train, and hunt demons. My goal in life is to kill as many demons as I can, clear the name of a guy I know and to achieve SS-rank threat status in the bingo book."

Everyone gaped at him like a fish. Naruto just sat down in the only empty seat by a girl with lavender eyes.

"H-h-hello N-naruto-o-san." Naruto looked at her.

"Drop the emotional mask, your heart rate gave you away." She smiled at him.

"Damn, you're the only person to ever see past my mask. Seeing as my secrets out might as well say it but you're pretty damn hot." She said shocking everyone and infuriating a certain Inuzuka.

"Naruto back off she's mine." Yelled Kiba.

Hinata then spoke again. "Kiba, 1, no I'm not yours 2, if he is a Sparda, then he is the heir to the Sparda clan, he will most likely be placed under C.R.A. in wich is a win-win for me if I do decide to be with him because of reasons I won't tell you."

Naruto the leaned over and whispered. "You're bi aren't you?"

Hinata only smiled and nodded.

Iruka then cleared his throat and spoke. "Class, time for the exams, come to the exam room when I call your name." One by one students were called up, some returning with heads held high some with heads held low. Once Naruto's name was called he walked in and saw Iruka was under a gunjutsu. Naruto walked over to him and released it discreetly, disguised as a hand shake.

"Okay Naruto you need to do a simple bushin." Said Iruka.

"That's it? Oh well. Hey does it matter what type of bushin I use?" Iruka skook his head no. "Okay then, {kage bushin no jutsu}" The room was filled with twenty shadow clones.

Iruka then spoke. "Naruto, that's a forbidden jutsu, who taught it to you?"

Naruto looked at him. "That is a S- rank secret, my friend."

A/N: Another down.