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The night after capture-the-flag, at sing-a-long, as a punishment for losing(A/N: I changed it. after 2 hours of guarding the flag he passed out from pure exhaustion.), they told me I had to sing a song from heart. Luckily for me, Amantha and I both knew only one song by heart. The Chanukah Song. I started out like this; (Start music)
Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,
Right here, Amantha joined in. I also noticed there was music. I praised Apollo for that.
Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, here's a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
Paul newman's half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidul with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer rod carew--(he converted!)
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison ford's a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.
So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend veronica, it's time to celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah
They all clapped. I bowed. So did Amantha.
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