Thursday

Dear Journal,

OMG! I need to call the police and the guards and the FBI and the CIA and the American SWAT team!!! I can't believe this is happening to me! And on a Thursday, no doubt. I've always been good, except for a few poisoning and threatening and the bombs and the arson-oh never mind! But why do I deserve this! I've donated money to the Unfashionable Anonymous charity and I always hate people who shop discount! I mean, why ask for a discount when all the people in that shop had worked so hard to bring you clothes?

But still, I don't deserve this thing. This is only for the people who don't know the difference between Tony Hawk and a Tony Award. This is only for people who couldn't care much less if they had split ends or if they think that the best store in the world is Gap. It's Chanel, for crying out loud! And this should also happen to people who think that the best scent there is in the world is Axe Dark Temptation (a/n: Adrian does. He gets it from the Philippines last time he went on a vacation. I think it's cool and I wear it sometimes. lolx). No! The best and most beautiful scen there is in the world is Chanel No. 5

The people who deserve this are the ones who think that Kate Moss is the most beautiful person in the world. How dare they! Don't they know that it's me! Me! I'm the most beautiful person in the world! I have much more pretty legs than Mariah Carey! Who cares if her legs are insured! My hair is insured! The insurance company pays me if my hair becomes dry! Ha! Take that!

It's very depressing to know that I'm one of the people who God thinks is deserving to have this kind of problem in my life!

Oh well, I'll be going to sue!

Yours Truly,

Natalie

Hello Journal, Ian is here. Ian Kabra, Natalie's handsome gorgeous hot brother. Hmm...I believe you are wondering what Natalie's problem is. If you want to know, she chipped one of her nails while on the plane to Japan. I believe she will be suing the airlines and Japan itself too. Oh well, I don't meddle in my sister's affairs.

Farewell, Ian