Day 7
I lived. They kept on my blindfold but they let me downstairs first.
Oh I really didn't want anyone to see me.
I bet and knew that everyone would be awaiting our arrival in the big stone room. Great...
Jane and Heidi remained quiet although I knew those pigs wanted to laugh. They tried to suppress their laughter.
Finally I thought we reached the bottom. We kept walking and I was sure they opened the double doors that led to the stone room. When they pushed me through they took of my blindfold. I had been right. We had reached the room. Everyone was there and all of sudden there was a burst of laughter. Heidi brought a huge mirror to show me what I looked like.
I screamed.
"What did you do to me!"I yelled out. I looked like little bow geek. I was a nightmare. I was wearing a pink frilly dress, a frilly bonnet, my lips were very pink (like a prostitutes), I was wearing pink shoes with little butterflies, and my hair had hair pins in it.
On the plus side, my crimson eyes matched my ensemble. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME! I'M TALKING LIKE A GIRL. Ugh, I offficiallu hate Jane more than I do already.
Caius, Aro and Marcus all thought I looked funny. I knew this because Marcus and Caius were upset all the time.
"Oh Alec, you look beautiful." Called Demetri.
"You do Alec, great job Heidi, especially you Jane." Felix called.
"See Alec you look beautiful." Jane said admiring her work.
"I feel like an idiot. And I Look like little bow geek." I said. Clearly they were trying to make me feel better.
"Time for a picture." Jane said and smiled. She brought out a camera and snapped a picture before I could protest.
"Guess where these pictures are going!" She said laughing while taking yet another picture.
"Who?" I asked. Jane's usually apathetic face turned to show a very amused smile.
"Everyone. The Cullens, The Romanians, The Amazons, The Denali, EVERYONE!" She laughed evilly.
Damn, she's such a pig.
"You wouldn't!" I screeched.
"I would, and I will." Jane responded.
"Jane, you've done a great job with Alec. But I do really think you should help make him normal." Aro said. Jane turned to look at master Aro.
"The makeup Alec is wearing doesn't come off for 3 days." Jane said suddenly her normal self. It's funny how she can go from kidding to serious so quickly when she speaks to Aro.
"Very well. But please help him take off the dress and shoes. Not to mention the hair things." He said. He was completely okay with my having make up on for three days.
"This is unfair! Jane knew it wouldn't come off so she put on gay make up that would make me look like a gay a fugly retard for three days!" I yelled.
I was overly pissed. I didn't want to look like a girl for a day. Let alone 3 days. I guess my luck wasn't with me.
They ignored my comment.
"Jane, please go help Alec changed back." Aro said again.
Jane nodded, took my hand and led me back upstairs.
"I officially hate you Jane." I said pissed.
"Yeah, well. Suck it up." She said.
When we got back to her room she began taking off the clothes. I sure as heck hoped she didn't see me naked.
When she finished, take off the dress I realized that I still had on my black undershirt and boxers which meant she didn't see me naked.
"Don't worry. It was Demetri and Felix that put you in the dress. Heidi and I did the rest." The pig explained.
Great! I put on my own clothes and was totally relieved. I felt somewhat like my normal self.
"I'll leave you alone now. But go to your own room." Jane said.
It's about time I thought to myself and walked out of her room.
I sat on my bed that I never used for sleeping and waited till night.
Recap Of Day 7
Alec
Day 8
The worst hours of my life continue. I was totally made over by THE PIG and her PIGLET and I look like this. I just found out that I'd look like this for 3 days. This freaking sucks.
I grabbed a book and began reading. And it wasn't "How To Be A Pig, Volume 1". Though I'm sure Jane is reading the second book.
I started reading How To Train Your Dog" and I immediately thought of Jane.
"Alec, Aro wishes to speak with you." Jane said and I jumped. I hadn't heard her come in. I am going to ignore her. But I did nod and walk downstairs to meet with master Aro.
"Ah Alec, it's great to see you looking almost like yourself." He said praising me.
"It's kind of funny, I don't feel or look like myself." I said simply.
He acknowledges my annoyance and gave up.
"The Cullens invited us to go visit them and I willingly accepted their invitation. We will head out later tomorrow to make it there as soon as possible. I know you don't want to go looking like you do know, but look on the bright side, Alice might have something to help you." He said. I gave up and agreed to go.
I sighed and headed back to my room to pack up some of my belongings.
Tomorrow would be a long day of flying from Italy to Washington.
I'll be somewhat ready for the humiliation to come for the next day.
Recap Of Day 8
Alec
