CHAPTER 4: WHAT IF THEY HAD MARIO BROTHERS IN THERE
Meanwhile, in the far reaches of the cosmos, there lied the Comet Observatory. Rosalina was there, reading. What was she reading, you ask? It's not important. What's that, you say? You're gonna leave if I don't tell you what she was reading? FINE. She was reading a book. What did you think she was reading, a cereal box? Oh, wait. You wanted to know what book she was reading? I dunno, a book about stars or some shit. Geez, you ask way too many questions. Anyways, Lubba walked, err, floated over to Rosalina, saying, "cheeeeh" which is Luma talk for "Rosalina, horrible news! Shel-" "Yes, I know, Lubba" Rosalina interrupted, "Sheldon's evil. We've been over this in every chapter. "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeh" Lubba said, which is Luma speak for "BUT THE MARIO BROTHERS ARE DEAD! PEACH IS DEAD! BOWSER IS DEAD! TOAD IS DEAD! DONKEY KONG IS DEAD! DIDDY KONG IS DEAD! MILLIONS ARE DEAD! MILLIONS ARE DEAD! MILLIONS ARE DEAD!" Rosalina sighed and said, "I just knew this day would come" as she launched down into the Mushroom Kingdom. In the ruins of Bowser's Castle, Rosalina did some magic and conjured up some 1-up mushrooms that revived everybody. At the scene. So Leonard, Penny, and Raj are still dead. "Imma back!" Luigi said. "No, you are not a back" Toad said. Luigi gave Toad the death stare. And then Toad pissed his nonexistent pants. Rosalina told them, "Guys, you're lucky I was here to save you guys. I can't do that again, so be careful." Rosalina said, "Especially considering that we need to work together to stop the terror of Osh Kosh Migosh. This is serious" Rosalina said. "Like me" Serious Sam said. "Let's go to Las Vegas!" Luigi said. So they all got onto a bus to go to Las Vegas.
In Las Vegas, Mario and Luigi were walking down the street when they saw a strange guy, who kinda looked like Aiden Pierce from WATCH_DOGS, telling them to come closer. "Hey, guys, you wanna buy some shrooms?" the drug dealer said. "OK!" Mario and Luigi said. They then looked at the shrooms.
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So Mario and Luigi ate the mushrooms. But they didn't get high. They got bigger. Suddenly, Mario became a massive giant, terrorizing Las Vegas! He roared really loud and stuff. "Oh no, Mario's at it again" Peach said. She walked into her Jaeger, and fought the giant Mario. And then everything was good again.
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