Conagratulations! You have received your new SATURN GIRL! In order to make sure she is a happy Titanian telepath, please read and follow the following instructions carefully!
Real Name: Imra Ardeen
Code Name: Saturn Girl
Home Planet: Titan(Saturn)
Power(s): reads minds and controls weak minds; thought casts(holographic images projected from her mind)
Height: shorter than BRAINIAC5
Weight: She projected her own scale and weighed herself, but she didn't tell me the number. Go figure.
TO ACTIVATE YOUR NEW SATURN GIRL:
You should have a medium sized box. Do not panic, your SATURN GIRL is probably practicing her thought-casting.
1. Open the box. SATURN GIRL comes with a telepath training box.
2. Place the trainer outside the box. SATURN GIRL will immediately come out and fiddle with the telepath training box.
3. SATURN GIRL will become content and associate you with OWNER.
THINGS SATURN GIRL COMES WITH:
You don't have to spend a ton of money and time caring for SATURN GIRL. SATURN GIRL comes with various things to amuse herself with when you don't want to guess where she is in a giant midst of Saturn Girl holographs.
Legion of Superheroes Flight Ring
Legion of Superheroes Communicator
Telepath Training Kit
No vocal chords
THINGS SATURN GIRL CAN DO:
Your new SATURN GIRL comes with telepathy, which can help with many things, including the following:
LIE DETECTOR: Someone being really fishy? Find out whether they're telling the truth with SATURN GIRL's mind-reading. You'll never endure another lie ever again!
STARING CONTESTS: She will always be happy to have a staring contest with you. She'll always win, of course, but it's always fun to try!
LISTENER: SATURN GIRL will always be ready to listen, and even if she isn't, she won't be able to tell you so! So just talk, talk, talk away!
COMPATIBILITY:
SUPERMAN- COMPATIBLE as friends, may be paired
BRAINAC5- COMPATIBLE as friends
LIGHTNING LAD- COMPATIBLE as friends, are paired
TIMBERWOLF- COMPATIBLE as friends
PHANTOM GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends
TRIPLICATE GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends
BOUNCING BOY- COMPATIBLE as friends
FATAL FIVE- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
MEKT RANZZ- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
LEGION OF SUPERVILLAINS- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
FAQ:
Q: As soon as I took my SATURN GIRL out of the box, she immediately went into a trance of some sort. It took her hours to wake up. What happened?
A: Has she recently been telepath-napped by a large hairy beast? If so, then chances are she just got knocked uconcious in a middle of a battle betwee LIGHTNING LAD, SUPERMAN and said beast. It's nothing to worry about, really. (Season One, Episode Two)
Q: My SATURN GIRL won't wake up period. My BRAINIAC5 says shes in a trance that she never may wake up from. Can I get a new one?
A: No. She'll never wake up!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Send that one back and we'll send another one right away. If she happens to wake up between then and now, the you can pretend nothing ever happened. :D
WARRANTY
This declares that you can return SATURN GIRL if she decides that SuperGirl should be in the show(NO!!!!!!!)
