Cliché Catastrophes

A/N: Back again! I'm pretty awesome at uploading daily. Yay! The idea for this chapter was suggested by bluedolphin12! Thanks for that! So yeah, here's the next chapter:

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Percy Joins Chaos's Army

Summary: This one is about percy joining chasos army after annabeth cheats on him rr no flames don't like don't read.

"Hey Percy. You have a new sibling. His name is John." Great, I thought as I skipped over to my cabin. How I love new siblings. The last time I got a sibling, he died… Long story. "Hi!" Said my new sibling John. "Hey." I said to my new sibling John. "So… You smell like tomato paste." I smell like tomato paste? Oh my gods. This hurts my soul. "UR SO MEAN!" I screamed, as I ran into the woods as fast as I can. I needed to get out of there as fast as I could. I didn't understand how he could just say something that mean….

"I don't smell like tomato paste! I don't!" I yelled into the empty forest. Unfortunatly for me, it wasn't an empty forest, and what I saw next would haunt me the rest of my life. "AHHH!" I screamed.

"AHH!" Annabeth yelled back.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOODS?"

"I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU WITH TYSON, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING."

"WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND HALF BROTHERS?"

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LOVE TYSON MORE THAN YOU."

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

"YOU STOP YELLING AT ME PERCY."

"YOU CHEATED ON ME!"

"YEAH. I DID. I DON'T LOVE YOU."

"OUCH. THIS HURTS ME SOUL."

(A/N: I always thought throughout the entire book that this was happeneing, so I wondered what would happen if percy found out.)

I turned around, and screamed and stomped out. I don't know why she could do this to me, but I absolutely know what I'll do now. I'm going to join Chaos's army. (A/N: I don't actually know who chaos is, but everyone is writing stories like this, so I figured I'd give it a go. Can anyone tell me who she is?) This she'll be sorry. They'll all be sorry. After years and years at this camp, I'm going to leave and join Chaos, because no girl cheats on PERCY JACKSON AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! ARGHHHH! Then I threw a huge hissy fit, and killed the entire camp and joined the bad guys. Because that's what I do. Like a boss.

A/N: I thought you would like that one! REVIEW OR DIEEEE! I GIVE YOU COOKIESSSS! Sorry, I'm a bit hyper right now.

How it should have happened:

"Hey Percy, you have a new sibling, his name is John."

"Umm. No I don't. I'm a child of the big three, and the only time my dad broke The Oath was when I was born, so even though the war ended, if I were to have another sibling it would still be a baby."

"Oh… He must be a son of Apollo then. Thanks though!"

I walked into the woods, just to stroll along, when I saw a site I never thought I would ever see. Annabeth and Tyson. In the woods. Together.

"ANNABETH! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?"

"What?" She replied. "No way. We're just picking berries. Juniper berries."

"Me afraid of Annybeth." Said Tyson.

"Oh… cool. I was afraid I'd have to join Chaos's army or something!" I replied, totally kidding. "Hahahahaha!" Laughed Annabeth and Tyson. "That's funny," They both said, "Because even if I did cheat on you, you would never join Chaos's army! Hahahahaha!"

Suddenly, this dude named John appeared out of nowhere. "Dude. Percy, you smell like tomatoes."

"Umm…" I replied. "Yeah. You're weird. Get lost."

the end?

A/N: Yeah… so that was… interesting? Well, review and let me know what you think! I'll probably end up writing a chapter for all the clichés out there, but if you give me suggestions I'll get those done first. *insert smiley face here!*

Later gaters, and thanks so so so so sososos much for all the reviews and awesome support! I'm totally shocked by the fact that I have 31 reviews on this story… Keep it up!

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