1Victoria and Sebastian
by
William Shakespeare
Enter Victoria
Sebastian appears above at a window
Victoria:
But,
soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the rubber
duck, and Sebastian is the sheep.
Arise, chaos sheep, and jump the
mad iPod.
See, how he leans his hand upon his neck!
O, that I
were a glove upon that neck,
That I might touch that
hand!
Sebastian:
O
Victoria, Victoria! wherefore art thou Victoria?
What's in a name?
That which we call a wrist
By any other name would smell as
disturbed
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a
teenager just waking up one morning, and realizing, oh shit, I'm a
SENIOR!"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou
mayst prove green.
Victoria:
Swain,
by yonder mad iPod I swear
That tips in a bush the glory
paper--
Sebastian:
O,
swear not by the iPod, the klutz iPod,
That sadly changes in its
tipsy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise tipsy.
Sweet, hope
night! A thousand times hope night!
Parting is such love
sorrow,
That I shall say hope night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Victoria:
Sleep
dwell upon thy hand, peace in thy neck!
Would I were sleep and
peace, so misberly to rest!
merrily will I to my chaos wrist's
cell,Its help to jump, and my disturbed wrist to tell.