The Sonicles of Blood Sportacus

Disclaimer: Nothing cures a cold like getting drunk. and I also don't have RWBY or something

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Blade was waking round Veil with Team rBWy but they were actully team Shadowfire because Bled was leader. Wyse sed "wow the festival is so cool!

blade laguhed and said "u just want to see the other teams"

Weese blushed and pouted and said hmph but she was turned on becus blaid new her so well.

"STOP THAT STO AWAY" someone gurgled

they all turned asnd saw a monkey guy running away frum sailers. Sun winked at blake but she glared at him because sge alredy lieked Blad.

"of course its a faunus their evil" shouted Weisds.

'no there not !" said Blake and glared at her.

"Hold on, the Funus arent not evil, but the white Fang are" said Blade because he was smart and unbased

Bothm girls bkushed becaused Blkade is was so rashional but the bLAKE WAS STILL MADE AT WEiss

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later in the Team Room Blake was cuddle dwith Blade and then he kissed her neck all sexy like and she purred like an actualy cat because she haves the cats vocal chords and it turned on blade because he was into catgiirls (hell i don't blame him i love catgirls tooo). Then blake turned to blade and she said "I'm actyually a faunus too" and blade said ":O"

But Balde didn't not care because he loved Blake like he loved all of the other girls that were hot and he told her that. Blake bvlushed hardly and told him she loved him too. but then she aske dhim "WEiss is wrong right? She ma y have previous negative experiences with the White Fang and thus has a poor expectation of Faunus on general but her behavior is still inherently racist, iright?"

Blade nodded seriously and said "yeah, i love Weiss but she's being racist"

They heard a ghasp and looke dot find Weiss standin in the door way. she had tears in her eyes and she was glaring at the two of them and tehn tried to run wawy but blADe was too fast and caught her. Then he hugged her and taught her how to be nice to Faunus and she agreed to be a better personl. Blade then got a call on his scvroll and it was his Parchment and it was his Ozpin who tol dhim that Torchwick was at the boat place with the containers stealing Dust. Blade said "OK" and went to the Dustchooper pads.

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Blade went to the peers and there was Torchwill with the th white faunus. and thye were steeling dust but blake was there and she fite them but then they had her tied up but she looked liek a kitty tied in yarn so it was cute bt it wasn't becuse she was in danger so blakde jumped down and said "Your finished Torchic and pulled out his flaming sord and the demun sword. The evil animals that dare masquerade as people shotted the sbullet sat Burado but his semlbance let him dodge them all but ehd didbt really need the semblance he just used it because he wonted to do it and it was cool..

Ten torchmick shot at blade but he diflekted it with the deamon sword and then stabbed Torcheikc in the tomack.

"I'll get u back" torchwick purred with his eyeliner because ht was a gay boy lmao

Vanilla the showed up and took Foreskin away but not before winking at Bladee because his coot. THen bLade untied Blake and she had the lust ylok in her eye like she wanted to slob his knob but then he hugged her and sid she waz perfect becus the was a qt 3.14 catgirl and he didn't care that she was a funus

balake kissed Bldue like and adult with TONGUE AND EVERYTHING

then blade tooh her back hme and put his 15" felsh sword in to her kiitty and she purred like a realy cat again and he was totally arouse deven tho its not a normal siouynd for a person to make and who thinks this is actkaly arousing what the fyck is wrong eith you people

then he bussed a huge nut into her but she had special faunus trait that make sure she wasnt preggers because anything can be ecplained away by being faunus aparently

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I started this likr a few months agi but then I got depressed about the einvetibable exstinction of humanity and decided to start drinking again to feel better and it worked. CHEERS