Hey what up guys, Otterplay here. This is another episode of Total Drama Virtual Reality. Last episode was better than episode 2 for sure. This episode, stuff is going to happen. Now, I must tell you first, I know that this one is not a video game per say… It is a game. But, I included it because I felt like it would be interesting to have in it. Also, another thing I want to mention to you, I REEEALLY appreciate receiving reviews (even if it's negative) because it shows you took the time to read the episode (if it's a negative review, you should at least tell me what's bad and why it's bad). Without further ado, let's start this episode.
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((In the Blockbuster))
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Cody: (can't sleep because Sierra is hugging him)
Sierra: (hugging Cody in her sleep)
Cody: (notices Dawn is looking outside) (trying to break free from Sierra) (finally manages to break free) (crawls over to Dawn)
Dawn: (still looking at the window) Hey Cody…
Cody: How'd you know it was me?
Dawn: (looks over at Cody) Who else would want to talk to me in the middle of the night?
Cody: Good point.
Dawn: So, what do you want to talk to me about?
Cody: I actually had a question.
Dawn: Go ahead.
Cody: (goes to ask)
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((BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP))
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Sierra: (wakes up) CODY! (tackle hugs Cody) She wasn't bothering you was she? Are you OK? WERE YOU SCARED
Cody: I give up…
Amy: (wakes up) Why do we need to wake up so early!?
B: (wakes up) (shrugs)
Samey: I don't know… but did we ruin your beauty sleep.
Amy: Yes you did, this is all Samey's fault!
Trent: (sits up) Give her a break and leave her alone!
Dawn: I guess it's challenge time already…?
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((inside the top part of the bus))
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((a few minutes ago))
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Anne-Maria: (sleeping)
Brick: (sleeping)
Dave: (curled up in a ball, sleeping)
Jo: (sleeping)
Lindsay: (sleeping on the ground)
Sky: (looking outside)
Sugar: (sleeping) (dreaming about apples)
Tyler: (sleeping on the ground) (rolls into a metal bar) (hits it with his head) oww! (gets up)
Sky: (turns to look at Tyler) You just can't avoid getting hurt, can't you?
Tyler: (sits down next to Sky) I guess not…
Sky: Don't worry, you'll stop getting hurt soon.
Tyler: You think so…?
Sky: Yeah, how much can ONE guy get hurt anyway?
Tyler: (gets flashbacks from season 3) A lot.
Sky: How far did you make it anyway? The furthest I mean.
Tyler: Final 10 out of 18 in season 3. I think it was episode 15.
Sky: How about your first season?
Tyler: I got 18th out of 22 in season 1. And was voted off in episode 7.
Sky: Well, you're getting better.
Tyler: Yeah…
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((in the confessional booth))
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Tyler: I did to better in season 3. Maybe I can make it to the final 8 this season! Or fail trying! Either way! I'm going to win this! Wait…
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((back in the top of the bus))
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Tyler: (points to Dave) By the way, what's with him?
Sky: I rather not talk about it…
Tyler: Ah, well… (gets up) I better get some re-
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((BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP))
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Tyler: (jumps out of freight and falls down, face planting the ground) Oww…
Anne-Maria: (gets up) WHAT DID I TELL YA BOUT DAT ALARM CLOCK!
Dave: (slowly opens his eyes)
Jo: TURN THAT THING OFF!
Lindsay: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (trips over Tyler)
Sugar: (gets up) I WAS HAVING A DREAM BOUT APPLES!
Brick: (wakes up normally)
Anne-Maria: WHERE IS HIS ALARM CLOCK? I NEED MA BEAUTY SLEEP!
Sky: That was either Topher or Chris.
Jo: Let's go everyone! Let's get in a winning attitude!
Dave: Yeah… Woo! (falls back asleep)
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((bottom part of the bus))
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((a minute before))
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Eva: (sleeping) (listening to her music)
Jasmine: (sleeping awkwardly because of her height)
Justin: (sleeping with his broken mirror and some glue on the table beside him)
Noah: (sleeping) (a book covers his face)
Sam: (sleeping with his 3DS in one hand)
Scott: (watching them sleep) …
Staci: (talking in her sleep) great… great...great… great…
Scott: (gets up) (opens a closet) (takes out some tape) This should shut her up. (tapes her mouth shut)
Staci: (now silent)
Scott: (continues to look at everyone)
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((in the confessional booth))
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Scott: I have a bunch of people who are threat on my team. Eva is too strong, she could probably kill me with one punch. Jasmine as many skills, and she hates me. So that's a bad thing too . Justin, doesn't seem like a threat and he could be my ally. Noah is smart, AND he's probably played most of the games that are going to be in these challenges. So once it's the merge, that's a problem too. Sam, well, he's a gamer! What did you expect? And lastly… Staci, Staci is not a threat, she's just really. So I want her out first! Or do I want someone else out first…
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((back in the bottom of the bus))
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Scott: Hmm… (gets up) (grabs Noah's book) (walks over towards Staci)
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((BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP))
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Jasmine: (wakes up) WHAT DA? (stretches her arms out and smacks Scott in the face by accident)
Scott: (gets hit and falls onto the ground) OWW!
Noah: (wakes up)
Eva: (slowly wakes up)
Justin: (wakes up) HEY! I need my beauty sleep! My modeling agent said I'm need to sleep at least 8 hours.
Sam: (wakes up) (looks at his game) OH NO!
Justin: I KNOW RIGHT!
Sam: I forgot to save! And it died!
Justin: Oh…
Staci: (tape on her mouth) HMHMHMH!
Noah: Where's my book?
Justin: Huh… Why is Staci mouth taped shut?
Jasmine: (looks down at Scott) Oh! I'm sorry there mate, (helps him up)
Scott: (gets up) Next time! Watch your enormous arms!
Jasmine: What are ya holding? (grabs the book that Scott is holding)
Noah: That's my book! What were you doing with it?
Scott: Sleepwalking.
Noah: And how come you never did that before. Oh, wait, let me guess. You now have it so you can use it as an excuse. (walks up and grabs his book back)
Scott: (goes to say something)
Chris: EVERONE! JUST COME OUTSIDE!
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((outside))
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((once everyone has come outside))
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Topher: (holding a fan towards Chris that could easily be placed on the ground and still do the same effect) Can't I just place this down?
Chris: No
Topher: But it's the same height as you.
Chris: It feels better this way.
Topher: (sighs)
Chris: Today's challenge is going to be… told once you are all in the game. Now, first. Team Pixel Perfect needs to tell me which one of you will lea-
Jo: Me!
Lindsay: I vote Tyler!
Jo: (turns towards Lindsay) I VOTE ME! And that's who we're picking!
Lindsay: (looks down)
Tyler: Hey! Don't scream at her!
Jo: And what are YOU going to do about it? Get hurt even more?
Tyler: N-No…! But… (sigh) (looks down)
Jo: That's what I thought!
Chris: So you all vote Jo?
Anne-Maria: Why can't Vito be here? He woulda made a perfect leader. But yeah, I guess Jo could be da leader.
Brick: Sir, yes Sir!
Dave: I guess…
Lindsay: Yes…
Sugar: I don't see a problem with dat!
Tyler: Yeah…
Sky: I object!
Chris: Too late, it's a 6-1 vote. Jo is the team's leader for this challenge.
Jo: Wait, only this challenge?
Chris: Yes, only this challenge!
Jo: Fine…
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((in the confessional booth))
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Jo: I intend to be the leader of this team for a long time…
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((back at the parking lot))
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Chris: Now, will everyone follow me inside…
Sam: This game could be anything! We went from a war game to a game about Monkeys in balls. This one can be anything!
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((inside the game))
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Sam: (looks around) Huh… (looks at his hands) Wait… (he notices he's just bones) WHERE DID MY SKIN GO?
Noah: (walks up to Sam) I got a bow and arrow. And I got a robe. I'm not too pleased…
Justin: (makes fire in his hand) I can make fire in my hand! But the fire is not as hot as my face. Wait, what does my face look like?
Staci: (riding a hog) Extremely hot! My great great great great
Scott: (floating in the air) (holding a staff) No one cares!
Sam: Staci is riding a hog? Scott is floating? I'm a skeleton? Justin is a wizard…
Eva: (walks up to them) (holding a sword) What am I?
Sam: You look like a barbarian.
Eva: WHAT WAS THAT!
Sam: That's the character you're playing.
Eva: Oh…
Sam: I think I know what game this might be… And it's NOT a video game! It's just a phone game.
Justin: What game IS this?
Jasmine: (standing behind them) (taller than before) Why y'all so small?
Sam: And Jasmine is a Giant!
Jasmine: HEY! I'm not dat big!
Sam: You're character is called Giant.
Jasmine: Oh…
Noah: What game are we playing Sam?
Sam: Clash of Clans…
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((with The Gamer Gang))
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Cody: (looking at the fire in his hand) OH! COOL!
Sierra: (runs towards Cody while riding a hog) CODY! LOOK WHAT I HAVE!
Cody: (looks at Sierra) (shoots a fireball in front of her)
Sierra: (her hog stops, turns around, and runs away with her still riding it) I'LL BE BACK CODY! DON'T WORRY!
Dawn: (holding a bow and arrow) Well that's one way to get her away from you.
Cody: (looks at Dawn) Hey, you make a cute Archer.
Dawn: What?
Cody: (blushes) (turns away) Nothing!
Amy: (looking at Samey) HAHAHA! You're a skeleton, and they say that true beauty is on the inside, welp, their wrong, your ugly on the outside and on the inside.
Samey: But we're twins.
Amy: Yeah, but I look better.
Samey: That doesn't make any sense. But what DOES make sense is that you're a witch in game and out of the game.
Amy: What was that?
B: (walks up to the group) (bigger than usual) (every step he takes makes a tiny earthquake)
Trent: Ladies, stop fighting, we need to figure out what game this is.
Cody: Oh, the game is Clash of Clans.
Trent: Clash of Clans? Never heard of it.
Cody: It's a phone game, not really a video game a hardcore gamer would play. But still a game. AND I'M A WIZARD!
Samey: What am I?
Cody: A Wall Breaker. You blow up walls to let us threw.
Amy: So she has to hurt herself to help us? I love this game already.
B: (flicks Amy)
Amy: (flies into a tree) Oww! Rude!
B: (smiles)
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((with Pixel Perfect))
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Anne-Maria: Why do I have ta be da Giant?
Jo: (just herself) I don't know! Why do you always have to complain?
Brick: (holding a sword) I get a sword? Hmm…
Dave: (looks down) Why am I wearing a robe…? (sigh) (a fire appears in his hand) Wait… I can make fire? That's awesome…
Sky: (holding a bow and arrow) Looks like someone is finally cheery!
Dave: For now…
Lindsay: Guys… why do I feel taller.
Jo: Because you're floating!
Lindsay: Ohhhhhh… Hey, Jo, what's that behind you?
Jo: Don't know, (turns around) Don't ca-
Sugar: (riding a hog) WEEEEEE! JUST LIKE DA FARM! (runs into Jo)
Jo: (falls on the ground) OWW!
Sugar: WOH TERE PARTNER! (the hog stops) (gets off)
Jo: (gets up) WATCH IT! Hey! Pain magnet! Are you sure about what game this is?
Tyler: Yeah, I'm sure it's Clash of Clans. (looks at his hands) And judging that I'm a skeleton, I'm guessing that I'm a Wall Breaker.
Jo: What does a Wall Breaker do?
Tyler: They carry a bomb to a wall blowing it, and themselves up.
Jo: So basically you hurt yourself, but now the wall also gets hurt?
Tyler: Yeah! (realises what that means) Why do I always the one to get hurt!
Anne-Maria: Whata bout Jo over here? What troop is she?
Tyler: She's not a troop actually, she's just herself. But I guess she could fall into the Barbarian category. But Brick is that.
Chris: Hello everyone! If you haven't guessed by now, this game is Clash of Clans. Now, every team has, an Archer, a Barbarian, a Giant, a Hog Rider, a Wall Breaker, a Witch, and a Wizard.
Jo: What about me? What am I?
Chris: You are going to be the one who does all the strategizing.
Jo: Alright…?
Chris: You are the one who is going to make the plans. The other two teams can have everyone make the plans. But for your team, YOU are the ONLY one who can make a plan.
Tyler: Oh come on! I should have been leader!
Jo: I make a better leader than you!
Tyler: But I know more about this game than you do!
Chris: (ahem) … If I could continue talking… that would be great… [1] So this is how it's going to go down. You guys all have the same base, except the traps are in different places. You need to do two attacks each. One on each team. The one with the most percentage destroyed wins. If it's a tie, it goes by stars. If that's a tie. Then they need to attack each other one more time. The losing team is obviously the one with the least amount of destruction done has to vote someone off. You guys have an hour to come up with a plan. BTW, you can have multiple of the same troops.
Sierra: (now standing beside Cody) So that means I can have an army full of Cody's?
Cody: No! Please! No!
Chris: You might want to examine your base. Because you will be attacking an almost exact replica of that. Also, you can place a maximum 25 troops housing space inside the clan castle. And your army can have a maximum of 200 troops spacing. Some troops take up more troops than others. And your hour starts… NOW!
Cody: OK! Here's what I know about this. Barbarians and Archers all take up one space. Wall Breakers take up two spaces.
Amy: Ha! She takes up more than one space!
Cody: (smiles) (stays the next thing with a smirk) Witch's take up 12 spaces.
Amy: Wait what?
Cody: (keeps smirking) Giant's take up 5 housing spaces.
Amy: HOW!
Cody: I take up 4 housing spaces. And Sierra takes up 5. B, you think you can make up a strategy if I tell you what everything does?
B: (nods)
Cody: Good!
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((with Virtual Conquerors))
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Sam: OK, since I know the most about this game in between all of us. And Noah is the smartest out of all of us. I think it should be me and him that decide the plan.
Noah: As much as I want to, I don't really know anything about this game.
Sam: It's easy! It'll tell you!
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((with Pixel Perfect))
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Jo: Blah Blah Blah! Nag Nag Nag! I'm leader and I say Blah Blah Blah! Blah! Blah Blah! Blah! Blah Blah Blah Blah!
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((in the real world))
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Chris: You'll be glad that I edited that. Will Jo be able to come up with a good enough of a strategy? Will Dave ever not be a downer? And will Cody finally ask Dawn what he's been wanting to ask for a while? Find out, when we return on Total! Drama! Virtual Reality!
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((a commercial for Cards Against Humanity plays)) [2]
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((back in the game))
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Chris: OK! First it's going to be Virtual Conquerors attacking The Gamer Gang. Then, it will be be The Gamer Gang attacking Pixel Perfect. Then, it will be Pixel Perfect attacking the Virtual Conquerors. Then the Virtual Conquerors will attack Pixel Perfect. Pixel Perfect will attack The Gamer Gang, and The Gamer Gang will attack the Virtual Conquerors. Got it?
Jo: Yeah yeah! Whatever!
Chris: Virtual Conquerors, you're up!
Sam: Remember the plan.
Jasmine: (10 of her spawns) Why ya sending me out first?
Sam: Because you can take the hits!
Jasmine: (getting hit, not even realizing it) I'm not ready for taking da hits!
Sam: You already ARE taking the hits!
Jasmine: I am? (hitting the wall)
Sam: (runs up towards Jasmine) (blows up the wall) (4 other of him blows up the wall around him)
Noah: (20 of him spawns) (starts shooting the cannons and archer towers)
Eva: (10 of her spawns and runs inside the the base)
Justin: (9 of him spawn and starts taking out the buildings)
Staci: (10 of her spawn) My great great great- (gets shot at) (disappears)
Noah: (getting shot at) At least I have 20 of me… (looks behind himself) I mean 10 of me…
Scott: (2 of him spawn) (makes skeleton rise from the ground)
Justin: (takes out a bunch of their defense) Hey, this is f- (activates a spring trap) (goes flying) -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Noah: (shooting at the town hall)
Amy: (spawns out of the clan castle) (makes some skeletons spawn)
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((back in the real world))
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Chris: (on the phone) Hmm mh… half hour show… Yeah… I guess… Alright, understood. (hangs up the phone) Topher!
Topher: (runs up to Chris) Yes… sir…?
Chris: Bring me some coffee.
Topher: Don't you already have coffee?
Chris: Yes. But it's a too cold… right about… now…
Topher: (sigh) (turns around and walks away)
Chris: Since the studio says that we can't show you all the fights, that we are just going to show you a montage. Here we go!
Topher: (brings him his coffee)
Chris: (takes a sip) (spits it out) NOW IT'S TOO HOT!
Topher: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!
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((MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTAGE TIME))
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Jasmine: (takes a step) (activates a bomb) (it does nothing) (takes another step) (steps on a trapdoor) (goes flying) AAAAAHH!
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Staci: (all 9 of her jump over a wall) (activates a huge bomb) (it blows all 9 of her up)
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((Virtual Conquerors finish with 80%))
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((The Gamer Gang VS Pixel Perfect))
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Cody: (shooting some buildings with fire)
Dawn: (shooting some buildings with arrows)
Cody: (looks at Dawn) (starts daydreaming) (gets killed) (the second one of him gets killed daydreaming) (the th-
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Sky: What troops did you put in the clan castle?
Jo: You'll see!
Tyler: (22 of him run out of the clan castle)
Brick: (one of him runs out of the clan castle) TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE! [3]
Sky: You gotta be kidding right?
Tyler: (all 22 of him get shot by Dawn)
Brick: (stops) Today is a good day… TO RETREAT! (turns around) (gets shot by Dawn)
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((The Gamer Gang gets 92%))
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((Third match: The Gamer Gang VS Pixel Perfect))
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Tyler: (runs towards the wall) (runs into it) (Doesn't explode)
Jo: What? No explosion?
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((BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM))
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Jo: There we go!
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Sugar: (riding the hog rider) (hops) (smacks her face right into the wall) Ouch! (getting shot at by a canon)
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Lindsay: (not spawning any skeletons)
Jo: Lindsay! Spawn a skeleton!
Lindsay: How do I do that?
Jo: (facepalms and looks down)
Lindsay: (gets shot at by a canon)
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((that round finishes with 78%))
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((the fourth round is The Gamer Gang attacking The Virtual Conquerors))
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B: (getting shot at) (shrugs) (destroys the building)
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Amy: (spawns some skeletons) Wait… Hey! Look! Samey! Just like you! They do whatever I ask them to do!
Samey: (looks over at Amy) (sighs)
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Trent: (An army of him go to attack) (getting shot one by one by a cannon) (Stops) You know, this is not going anywhere… (the last one of him gets shot)
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((They finish with 100%))
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Chris: The Gamer Gang wins first place for sure! Since no one else can reach 192%! Now it's just to see who the loser is!
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((The match with Pixel Perfect attacking The Gamer Gang finishes with 92%))
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Chris: Now, Pixel Perfect finish this one with a 92%. I don't know how. But their score is now raised to 170%. The Virtual Conquerors needs at least 88% if they want to tie. But they need 89% if they want to win second place without tieing!
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((the last match starts))
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Eva: (an army of her attack a canon)
Sky: (shoots her one by one)
Eva: IF I COULD! I WOULD HIT YOU! BUT I CAN'T JUMP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL!
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Justin: (destroying some buildings) Wow… I never knew I could destroy things with fire and look so good.
Sky: (shots him)
Justin: (gets shot in the face) AHH! MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! (runs around) (runs onto a spring trap) (goes flying) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE IS RUINED!
Noah: (shoots Dawn) This team is ruined…
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Staci: -great great great great-
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Sam: (runs towards the wall) (carrying a bomb)
Dave: (shoots a fireball at him)
Sam: (gets hit) (lives) I'LL NEVER DI- (blows up because he reached the wall)
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Jo: TYLER! You need to attack better!
Tyler: (running towards them) (getting shot at by Noah)
Jo: Tyler! You're useless!
Tyler: (stops) You know what? That's it! I've had it with you bossing me around! (drops the bomb) (turns around and walks away) I'm leaving!
Brick: Soldier! You can't leave the field until the battle is over!
Tyler: (ignores him and walks away)
Jo: If we lose! Guess who's going home tonight!
Chris: I feel bad for Tyler! Because they just got a 90% on you guys!
Jo: Tyler is going home!
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((in the confessional booth))
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Tyler: I guess I wasn't meant to make it far in this game at all… maybe last time was just a lucky break…
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((at the ceremony))
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Topher: (holding a bowl of stars from Clash of Clans)
Chris: You guys have finally suffered your first lost. And still… No victory…
Jo: Just shut up and get on with the ceremony!
Chris: Alright! Alright! Don't need to rush me! The first star of the night goes to… Anne-Maria (tosses her one)
Anne-Maria: (catches it)
Chris: … Brick (tosses him one)
Brick: (catches it)
Chris: … Dave… (tosses him one)
Dave: (catches it)
Chris: … Lindsay… (tosses her one)
Lindsay: (Catches it)
Chris: … Sky… (tosses her one)
Sky: (catches it)
Chris: … Sugar… (tosses her one)
Sugar: (catches it)
Chris: And the last one goooooes to!
Tyler: … (lookds down)
Jo: (looks at him and smirks)
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Chris: Tyler… (tosses him the last one)
Tyler: (catches it) R-Really?
Jo: WHAT? YOU VOTED ME OUT INSTEAD OF HIM!?
Lindsay: Maybe if you weren't so mean to him, no one would have voted you off! Goodbye John.
Jo: My name is Jo.
Chef: (grabs Jo) (carries her away to the empty bus)
Jo: THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL HEAR OF ME!
Chris: And with that! A third person bites the dust. [4] Who could be going home next? What video game is next? And will Tyler finally be more than a comical relief character? Who knows! I do, but stay tuned to find out next episode on Total! Drama! Virtual Reality!
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((the votes))
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Anne-Maria: Who do I vote fer? I'm voting off Tyler, he's gonna end up killing himself here.
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Brick: I think I'm going to need to side on Jo on this one, you never leave the battlefield! Sorry Tyler.
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Dave: Jo hasn't been nice to me, so I guess I'm going to vote off Jo.
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Jo: TYLER! YOU ARE A DEADMAN!
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Lindsay: John is like… sooooooooooooo mean to Tyler, and no one is mean to my boyfriend! So I'm voting for John!
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Sky: Jo is a strong player and we need her on our team. But she was the reason we lost the challenge because she couldn't make a working strategy. And she's picking on Tyler. So, sorry Jo, you had this coming.
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Sugar: I pick Jo! Saying ma farm idea was terrible!
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Tyler: I know I'm getting voted off… So I might as well vote for Jo, who knows… (looks up at the camera all happy) I might get lucky… (looks back at the ground) Who am I kidding…
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Jo: 5 votes.
Tyler: 3 votes.
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[1] I'm sorry for putting a meme there.
[2] I love that game.
[3] RED VS BLUE REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!
[4] Another one bites the dust. And another one gone, and another one gone. Another one bites the dust. Hey, I'm gonna get you, too. Another one bites the dust.
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Every pair episode seems to be my worst. Hopefully this one was good to you. I had a hard time writing this one. But hey, I'm done writing it. That's good, right? Anyway, most of the best games are near the end. So we gotta wait for that. Why did I include myself in that? Because I REALLY want to write those episodes. Anyway, enough of me talking. See you guys, next episode.