Sorry for the long wait and for the extremely short chapter, people! I was writing and doing my studying on the side! Also, I have somewhat of a block on what I should write in a scene, as well as what to do next, but I think I got it all settled! Don't worry, things will get going in the next chapter! Count on it! ;)

'I'm dirt...I'm such...DIRT.'

Link would not let that embarrassing moment downstairs go.

The Hero was laying in his bed, under his covers, as he stares at the wall, almost in a fetal position. He just couldn't sleep the shame away. It was still there, taunting him.

'I can't believe I've done that...well, granted, it was an accident, but still...I just hope Cremia doesn't think I did it on purpose! ...Oh no...what if she thinks I'm a pervert?' Link blanched as his eyes seem to shrink in dread. 'Oh Goddesses, what have I done!? I'm so stupid! I basically broke her trust! CRAP!' he whimpered pitifully.

'What was I thinking!?' Not thinking of an answer, he scowled. 'Nothing! I was thinking of nothing when I...knocked on the door...' Link's expression softened a bit as he thought about what he did back there. '...Actually, it was an accident...maybe she thought it was too. If Cremia is anything, she's understanding...I hope. It's just...I've NEVER done that to a woman before.'

Link blushed as he thought about it. 'Well, it isn't like I grabbed a handful or anything. I mean, I just knocked on her breast...'

His mind was silent for a moment.

'And...if I accidentally did grab her breast, BY ACCIDENT...it-it would've been...b-been...'

. . . . .

'…soft...very...very soft...'

. . . . .

'...Oh no...I'm a pervert...the Hero of Time and Termina...is a pervert...how am I going to live with myself knowing that I'm a PERVERT?' Link thought in absolute wide-eyed shame

'Oh, stop being a pansy. You're not a pervert. You're a growing teenage boy with suppressed hormonal feelings.'

Link frowned. 'You! You're the reason I'm in this predicament!'

'…So...you're the reason that you accidentally bonked on Cremia's boob?'

'...Oh, right. You're my conscience. Okay, look, either way, I am NOT listening to...whatever part of my mind this is right now...wow, I'm actually doing this again, aren't I?'

'Looks like it. But seriously, as your conscience, I'm telling you that she's not going to hate you forever.'

'Oh, so what, she'll hate me now for a good while?'

'Oh Link, grow a pair. She's not going to hate you. You've known her for like, what, three years now? You would've already tried something with her, but you, being the gentleman that you are, didn't.'

'...Well...'

'Which really, you should give yourself some credit. She is one sexy woman. I mean, she was a beautiful knockout when she was seventeen, but DAYUM, she grew very nicely in those last three years. And Romani ain't that bad looking AT ALL either.'

Link was silent but flushed at what his conscience was saying as of now.

"And while we're on the subject of Cremia, how did her bust grow THAT BIG? It has to be that cheese and milk diet they always have...even Romani has a nice bust. Not as big as her sister's but pretty nice looking for her age. They all look in GREAT shape too. They must exercise all that fat from eating that milk and cheese when they work on the ranch...hmm...maybe that's where all the fat goes...

The Hero just laid there, his face becoming redder.

'Actually, not only do they have nice breasts, but they got great posteriors, especially Cremia. Romani though is definitely getting there in the bottom department. Not too big, but just the right size. But Cremia, WOOOO...I got to say, WOW. I bet you can get hypnotized by that thing, especially with those hips of hers. Her long skirts really don't hide it all that well, though...eh, I guess it can't be helped. Really would love to see those legs too. I really wish you would've looked down so we can take a look at them. Man, you know, she IS pretty thick...in a good way. Whatever she's been doing out on the ranch, it's working WONDERS for her figure. Must be all that eating and hard work they do. You know, I wonder if Romani will surpass her big sister some-'

'Please...PLEASE...just...for the love of humanity...stop making me think this stuff. This isn't making my situation any better.'

'...Okay, whatever.'

It was silent for a while...

'...You know, she really isn't gonna hate you.'

Link sighed. '...Yeah...I don't think she will...she'll just pity me actually.'

'Well, either way, they'll be coming up here any moment now, dressed in their nightgowns...that look too short for them-'

"Please don't.' Link thought tiredly. 'I just...I just want to go to sleep.'

'You're not gonna say goodnight to them?'

'I don't know if I could face Cremia. Romani, maybe, since I don't think she...saw what I accidentally did.'

'...You make things too complicated.'

Link pouted. 'Oh hush. You're just a part of my conscience. You don't control me.'

'...Let us think about you just said there for a moment.'

'...I-I mean-I don't really-I mean-of course you-I can...control my-...um...'

...Link groaned.

'I just want to sleep.'

'...Okay. Whatever you say. Just don't feel depressed about it.'

And with that, the internal debate is over.

'...I really am crazy.' Link thought in slight disbelief as he shook his head. 'Maybe living with two beautiful women for three years really is getting to me...'

Speaking of the two young women, the door to their room opened as he heard Romani come in first.

"We're here, Grasshopper!" she said in a chipper fashion.

"Romani, you don't have to announce it to him. He could be sleeping." said the soft firm voice of Cremia,

Link tensed. Romani and Cremia just now entered the bedroom...but so far, Romani sounded happy as always. She didn't sound disappointed one bit, and as for Cremia...well, he had to see what her expression is, which he had to have the 'courage' to do so after that debacle. And dang it, he has courage!

He decided to pretend that he just woke up from sleeping. "Mmph...w-what now?" he said 'sleepily', turning over. He could see the women in their attires; Romani wearing a white flowing nightgown that stops to her knees, and Cremia who is wearing what looked like to be a tighter, smaller version of the white nightgown that Romani is wearing. It appeared to hug the older woman's curves a lot more, and it also stopped to her knees as well.

Even though they do look cute in them(actually, Cremia's looked sexy while Romani's looked just plain cute), he wasn't affected by it, oddly enough. Sure, they look quite attractive in them, but he's seen them in those clothes too many times to have a rise out of him...although the first time he saw them with their nightgowns on, he couldn't get it off his mind for a week.

"Oh goodness, see Romani? You woke him up." Cremia softly scolded Romani.

"Oh! Sorry, Grasshopper!" Romani apologized with a wince.

Link chuckled. "No problem." He took a quick glance at Cremia to what her expression was when she mentioned him.

However, what he saw was that Cremia looked at him with a soft smile.

The Hero blinked. 'Oh...she doesn't look mad at all.'

'See? Told ya.'

Shaking his head, he added, "Well, um, I guess I'll get back to bed. Night girls!" he then turned on his side again, his back facing away from them.

He heard Romani giggled. "Don't think we know what you did, Grasshopper!"

Link's eyes went bug-eyed with shock, as he turned over to look at Romani. "Wha-huh!?"

"R-Romani!" Cremia said in alarm. "Let Link sleep! H-He doesn't have to know how bold he was on passing the underwear to me!"

Now Link looked confused, which was evident as he blinked again.

"Aww, come on, Big Sis! I was only complimenting him! Why do you get to ruin that!?" Romani said with a pout.

"Romani, he's suffered enough embarrassment for today. Let him sleep. In fact, go to bed right now. Link and I have a delivery tomorrow, and you have to take care of the ranch until then." Cremia told her sister in a soft, but commanding tone.

"Okay, okay. Sheesh!" Romani raised her hands in defeat. She then mumbled, "Spoilsport." Glancing back at Link, she smiled. "Sorry again for waking you up, Grasshopper!" Romani apologized before she went to her bed at the left side of the room, jumping on it bottom first.

Link saw that her moderate sized breasts bounced a bit as she lands on her bed, her pretty legs cutely hanging off the edge as she tucked them under the covers. His heartbeat skipped a beat as he almost thought he saw another brief glimpse of her under-

'Stop.'

"U-uh, it's no problem, Romani." Link struggled to say. "G-Good night girls!" He turned back on his side, his back facing away from them.

"Night Grasshopper!" said Romani.

"Goodnight Link!" Cremia said as well, which startled him a bit.

"N-Night!" Link told them. He heard the rustling of their covers, each of them settling into their beds.

'Huh...well that wasn't that too bad.' thought Link, a little relieved that that went by smoothly. 'Cremia wasn't upset whatsoever.'

'See? What did I tell ya?'

'Yeah...I wonder what Cremia was saying though about what Romani was referring to. ...Did Cremia said that I was bold on carrying her underwear to her?'

'Yeah, that was weird. But hey, it shows that Romani didn't see you bonking on her older sister's boob.'

'Huh...yeah...so...I guess Cremia's not mad?'

'Like I said, she understands you. Besides, it's not like you groped those big, beautiful, full-'

'OKAY, going to bed!'

And that's what Link did...

Cremia laid there on her bed comfortably...however, she hadn't drifted off to sleep. A feeling gnawed at her, and it involved Link.

'I hope he doesn't feel bad about what he did. I tried to give him a subtle hint that it was alright...' she pursed her lips, 'Did he caught it?' she leaned up on the mattress and glanced back at Link's bed. It was dark in their room, the only light available being the moonlight streaming through the window. The hour was probably close to ten o'clock she would presume. She sees that he's still in his bed, probably sound asleep by now. She glanced at her sister over at her bed as she hears her gentle snores, indicating that she's asleep as well.

Looking back at Link, she had a thoughtful look on her face. 'Oh darn it! Now this is gonna bother me to no end! I can't go to sleep wondering, we have a delivery tomorrow! I could just wait and reassure him tomorrow when we ride off to Clock Town, but...ugh, I don't think I would've gotten any sleep at all! I don't think I can wait that long! And I really need the rest!'

Cremia sat up, still keeping her eyes on Link's bed. It's true, she'd been wide awake ever since she hit the bed, worrying about the young Hero. It really shouldn't bother her; she knows it was an accident...but Link didn't know that. And seeing Link's face and how he felt so embarrassed...she couldn't help but feel bad for the poor young man.

She frowned in the dark and reached a decision. 'Okay. I can't let this bother me. I need to assure Link that it's all okay and that he shouldn't be embarrassed. Then I'll get some good nights sleep and not worry about it.'

Nodding to that, she ever so quietly took the covers off of herself, put her feet quietly on the floor softly, and stood up. Making sure not to wake up her sister, she took careful steps to sneak past her. Gracefully and silently, she walked over to Link's bed. She could hear the soft snores coming from him as well, making him sound almost adorable...

She shook her head, getting that thought out of her head. 'Come on, be serious here!'

Stopping at the side of Link's bed, she bent over to Link's laying form, presenting a little bit of cleavage as she leans. Her hand almost touched his shoulder, but paused. She stood there, bent and leaned over, and was about to wake up Link from his slumber to tell him something that could wait until tomorrow. It was absurd, to say the least, but it nagged her personally. Plus, she's already gotten this far, so she might as well do this.

Sighing through her nose, she proceeds to try to tap his shoulder...when Link suddenly snorted. Startled, Cremia retracted her hand away from Link, still bent over. The Hero groaned sleepily, his eyes closed as he turned on his back and onto his left side, facing Cremia. His right hand was raised as he turned over, however, but it dropped lazily down...

...on top of Cremia's left breast.

Cremia held in a gasp as her eyes widened in shock. Link's calloused hand was right on top of her soft, large mound...

Link, seemingly out of it with his eyes still closed, was curious about what this foreign sensation he's feeling. It felt warm and soft...what was this? To further fuel his curiosity, he gave it a squeeze.

The older woman gave out a pained but quiet whine, blushing a beet red at Link's boldness. Amazingly enough, it didn't wake up Romani...but it woke up Link. The young man, hearing the sound, opened his tired eyes slowly...

"Huh...?"

The room was pitch black, save for the moonlight shining in the room, so he could make out a silhouette. Once his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he saw what he grabbed onto...his eyes instantly widened in shock as he froze. Close up, he recognized the silhouette and who was in front of him...as well as realizing what it is that he has a handful of.

…Link's mouth dropped.

Everything went quiet...

Cremia could see that he has woken up, but his hand was still on her breast. She cringed, Link's hand still holding her mound firmly in his grasp.

"Um...L-Link?" Cremia whispered timidly, trying to ignore the pain and sensation that's going through her body. She never had this situation happen to her before...well, except with her sister, but she does it out of jest. This is a man that's gotten a hold of her!

Snapping out of his shock, he quickly retracted his hand away from her boob and sat up in a flash. Instant anxiety was plastered on his face as he looked frightened beyond recognition, raising his hands up in defense, probably flushing so red he could rival a tomato. He hasn't said anything as of yet, although he was making tiny quiet panicked whimpers.

Cremia winced at the release of his hand off her breast, and quickly, cause she feels like he'll start blubbering out a lot of apologies, clamped a hand on his mouth as she knelt down on one knee to balance herself. Link eyes widened as he felt her soft hand on his lips.

The older woman put a finger to her lips, and whispered to him, "Link. Do not, make a sound."

'Well, it's now or never. You come this far.' Cremia thought. She sighed, but not too loudly, and whispered once more, "Before you say anything, I am not mad at what you just did."

Link blinked.

Realizing how that sounded, Cremia rephrased what she said, "I-I mean...I know it was an accident. A-A-And..." At this point, she felt really stupid for even coming over here. Now she made the poor boy even more spastic. She was silent for a moment until she breathed through her nose and let out a sigh through her mouth. "Link, look, I'm not mad. Don't panic. I know you're a good young man, and...I really am glad you decided to stay with us."

'Wait, where did that come from?' Cremia blinked in a query as she wondered that, but deciding to keep going, she also said, "I know you're very gentleman-like, and I will never think anything less of you. I trust you, and I think..." she almost let her feelings slip, but she collected herself and finished by saying, "I think you don't give yourself too much credit. You're a very...brave, kind, and considerate young man, and..."

'Oh dear, don't say anything else. Don't, say, anything, else!'

"...and I just wanted to tell you that!" she whispered the last one a little loudly.

Romani snorted in her bed. Cremia turned her head in surprise to look at her sister's direction, her hand still on Link's mouth. Romani stirred in her sleep but didn't get up, mumbling incoherently as she dozes off once again. Sighing in relief, Cremia turned back to Link whispering, "Yes...I just...want to reassure you on that. That-that's all..."

Link blinked again dumbfounded.

"I'm...I'm going to let go of your mouth now. Don't panic..." Cremia said as she slowly let her hand off of his mouth.

Link just sat there as he blinked, his mouth opened a little in flabbergast. Cremia blushed a bit. 'Oh goodness...I just made this awkward, did I?'

It was then Link began to whisper back to the older woman, "O...Okay. I'm-I'm-" he gulped. "...I'm glad...thank you, Cremia."

Cremia felt a little self-assured on that answer...a little. Smiling sweetly, she nodded and said in a bashful tone, "Um...I'll just...go to bed now. Again, I just wanted to reassure and tell you that."

Link's nervous facial expression softened. "Uh..." feeling like this whole situation has been lifted off of them, he relaxed and gave her a comforting smile. "O-Okay then...t-thank you again, Cremia."

Her smile brightened. "No problem, Link. And, um...thank you for bringing my...um...my undergarments," she said with a brighter shade of red.

'I might as well just say this.'

Cremia also added, "It was very manly of you."

Link looked greatly confused and surprised. "Wha-what? Manly? Uh...how can me carrying your...w-well, how can that be manly?"

The older woman smiled sheepishly as shrugged. "I don't know. It just sounded right at the time."

"Oh..." Link quietly chuckled. "Well...thanks, Cremia."

Cremia nodded with one last smile. "Absolutely." She stood up and smooth out her nightgown. "Well, have a good nights rest, Link. We have a delivery tomorrow." She said with a cute wink. She turned around and went back to her bed.

Link didn't know what just happened...but he was glad it did.

'...Wait, let me rephrased that.'

'Too late, you just thought it.'

Link just ignored the unknown voice in his head and got back into his covers. He was about to drift back to sleep when he caught a glimpse of Cremia and her noticeable derriere when she climbed into bed. The Hero almost instantly turned over to his right side, his face apprehensive.

'...I saw that.'

'...I'm going to bed now.'

'Before you do, do you feel better now that Cremia isn't mad at you?'

'...Yeah. A lot better than before.'

'Good. Like I said, I told ya so.'

'I know.'

'I do have to ask though, how did it feel copping Cremia's breast? Was it everything you imagine and more?'

'…I'm not going to answer that.'

'Oh, come on. Man to man, how did it feel?'

'You know, I'm beginning to think you're not my conscience.'

'Hmm...maybe I'm not.'

'...Huh?'

'Get some rest. You'll be needing it. And I'll be here when you need me.'

'...O...kay...?'

Not really understanding what just happened again, he decided that he was just tired and went back to sleep.

Tomorrow is another day, after all.

Alrighty! That's the chapter! I sure hope this story still deserves a T rating! ^^;

Also, can you all guess who the conscience really is? ;D

Anyway, again, I'm sorry for the short chapter here, but it's just to let you all know I'm still writing this story! So no worries! :D

So yeah, this will likely be a silly little ecchi comedy type deal as you can see. But I'm not going to keep doing this all the time! Just when it calls for it. Seriously though, I hope I'm not offending anyone with all this sexy stuff. This is just for comedy purposes, and I just like to torture Link, so don't judge me. XP

Either way, what do you all think of this, um...silly chapter? Is it funny? I like to know! Give me a review if you can! :D Or you can follow and fave! Either one is fine! ^_^

Thank you all for reading and I'll see you all later! Keep on rocking! :)

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