Chapter 4 "Sakura's Man Life"

Sakura and I entered the crazy maker place. It was torture gone wrong. Take for instance the movie called "House of Wax" and then take out the scarier horror crap and put in random faces that hung random body parts and weird machines. Ok, maybe this isn't the best way to describe it, but it was pretty bad. Sakura gazed around the room and I sat in a chair, which was far away from any body part or face. Suddenly, some creepy guy came up behind me. He held a hand and let it rest on my shoulder. I immediately jumped into Sakura's lap. The guy was creepy, almost like a character from another show, Nokazawia was it? I can't remember his name, some show called Ouran High School Host Club, but it doesn't matter.

"Welcome my guest. This is our private sanctuary, our pleasure and joy. To server those that wish not be themselves. How may I honor you this fine evening?"

His voice was even creepier. I still get shivers when that voice comes into frame.

"We're here to get a make over, something simple that can last a day," Sakura said and smiled cheerfully.

"Ahh, something simple. Is there any particular type you want to be?"

"I would love to either be an emo type or a suffer type or even a cute guy type," She said and jumped up and down.

Figures, the emo type. What is up with women falling in love with the uncaring type? Seriously! It pisses me off! There are better choices out there. I'm mainly talking to the Sasuke fangirls out there. Find a new "man" or start dating reality people!

"What type would you like lady hokage or should I say mister hokage?"

"Tsunade here will match with me. I've always wanted a twin," She said proud and still jumping.

"Very well then. Right this way you two,"

The guy's robe started to drag on the floor and for some strange reason, a cat like puppet was looking behind us from the guys hand and he started to mumble to it. I really do think it is the same guy, to be honest. Any way, they did this weird stuff on us, really hard to explain, nor do I want to explain. Within an hour so, we were twin emo's. God I hate that word. We had the full hair covered eye style, Sakura's red, and mine dirty blonde. Guy liner make up and of course, the exact same outfit so they can tell we are related. Heaven forbid we look different.

"Well my dears, what do you think?"

"I hate it," I mumbled under my breathe.

"I love it. Thank you mister…"

"Call me Nokazawia senpai my dear,"

Oh my god! I knew it was him! But how…when…why…err! It doesn't matter, some how he is here, for a little bit.

After we waved good bye, we left to begin a "guy's life". It wasn't anything new to me. I lived a guy's life. I AM A GUY! So it will be a walk in the park. Sakura decided to do the entire guy emo things. Here is the list of what we did:

Ignore fangirls *check*

Cut selves with razor blades *half check*

Hung out with Sasuke *black scribble over check mark*

Did nothing *check*

Listened to heavy music bands *check*

Smoked *no check mark*

Later that day and this is my most interesting experience, Sakura had to use the restroom. She had too much lemonade, which isn't very emo and had to go badly. We stood in front of the restroom stales. She very much debated which one. She was a female, but dressed as a guy. She looked like a guy, but didn't have the same sex organs.

"Sakura, are you ok?" I asked her.

"No! I have to pee and this is a problem! I can't go in there,"

"You're going to have suck it up and use the guy's restroom. Just use a stale and they won't think its weird, trust me, I've had to take…Konoharmu to the bathroom once before,"

Once again, I lied, but it could work. He was like ten before, so it made a little sense.

"Fine, but if I come out screaming, your going to have pull me out quickly,"

So I nodded and waited. I figured she would have problems figuring things out, but it wasn't my situation to solve. She came out, worried and simply said, "Let's go home now,"

We went home and took these stupid things off. I was sort of glad to me again, well, not really me, but you get the picture. At last, home. Her bed seemed soft to my touch and I was happy. Her answering machine blinked a couple times and she went over to it. The usual messages and there was one new one. The voice of an old perverted sage spoke. His voice and his tone, never a good sign. He said simply this,

"Hey Tsunade! It's me, your old favorite friend here looking for some action. I was curious; would you go on a date with me tomorrow night? I feel like I might die soon so now is the time to ask. Talk to me later,

The Toad Love Master signing off!"

"Aww, Tsunade, you should go out on a date with him," Sakura said giving a love expression.

Yeah right! Me and the perverted sage? Never going to happen. First off, what if I had to kiss him? That would be wrong and also, I think I know Tsunade well enough that she would say no.

"I don't know. He is nice, but I don't think he is my type,"

"Aww, please Tsunade. I know, if you go on a date with Jiraya, I will go out on a date with Naruto,"

Oh my god! She would go out on a date with me? That is like the best thing ever, but I won't be me, it would be Tsunade. Still, it couldn't hurt to go on one date with the old man.

"Ok Sakura, you have a deal. I will go out on a date, but why don't we make it a double date, to be fair and have fun,"

"Ok then. A double date it is then,"

So we both called the other person and arranged the time and place. I know I wouldn't enjoy it, but hey, to make me and Tsunade happy is all that matters and Sakura too. She is my most important love of all.