The Day Abbott Left, the Day P Duddy Came To Town

by ToriKisu

Remember: this is FOR SURE not true but hopfully will be funny in the end. written in my AP enviro class and more written in my Lab Aide hour. (i am aware this is getting kind of stupid.) chapters 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 up.

4. Duckie Fights With P Duddy

P. Duddy turned to Duckie and said, "Do you have a problem with how I run things?"

Duckie shook her head. "No, P. Duddy. I don't."

P. Duddy glared at her. "You play piccolo, right? Well I hate piccolos. They are too loud and the people who play them are annoying. They will never survive in my band."

Duckie looked offended. "You just met me!!! Me and Kendra, the OTHER piccolo player, are NOT annoying. And we WILL survive in this band. We are the best players. You cannot kick us out."

P. Duddy laugh. "You have argued with me. I like that someone can learn to stand up to me but, I'm sorry, you will have to pay." He pulled out his baton.