Man, having Zoro and Sanji in the same room... there ended up being a lot more excess swearing then what I had planned... (Thank you Oda for giving me an excuse to have two dude swear at each other in a very comical fashion (^U^)/)

This is my first time writing a story, I am so sorry for any oc or grammar mistakes.

There is slight swearing involved. And it probably is pretty bad... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Disclaimer: I don't and never will own One Piece (sadly)

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Sanji

I was utterly disgusted by what the Marimo-head was doing last night. Studying Luffy? He was so concerned over that that he had refrained from hitting me when I was down. If it was me, not even if Robin-chan or Nami-san had asked me to, I probably wouldn't have been able to stop from wedging my foot in his gut. The only reason that I could think of was that he was bi-sexual, in other words, gay. Even Nami and Robin thought the same, they probably shouldn't have talked about it in the aquarium room though. Franky had installed a speaker system so that I could talk to them while I was making food. Thanks to that, their conservation traveled all the way up into the kitchen and I suddenly heard Robin-chan and Nami-san talking about how they thought that Zoro was gay. I almost dropped my cigarette into the dish! Still, I am happy that the Stupid Marimo had allowed me to stay asleep. The dream was amazing and I was glad that the Stupid-Swordsman didn't wake me up. It was about Nami and me, we were living in a little cottage and we had two beautiful baby girls, one was named Stella, and one was named Lola. We were in love and we- *Splurt*

"Sanji!?", who was that?

"Quick! Someone call a doctor!", ah well, I'm too happy to care.

"Chopper! YOU. Are. The. Doctor. Here.",

"Oh, yeah!", something cold pressed on my chest, and I was still too much into my dreams that I didn't care at all..

"Why did mister-cook get a nose bleed and fall down?", Robin~Chwan was worried about me!

"I don't know, normally we do something that causes him to have that massive nose bleed. Ah well,", Nami~Swan was so wonderful when she was being cold to me!

"Just ignore the stupid bastard",... It was the stupid Marimo... I. am. Going. To . Kill. Him.!

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU SHITTY MARIMO?", I screamed as I sat up.

"I SAID THAT YOU SHOULD JUST GO AND BLEED TO DEATH", he was making a crocodile face that screamed I hate you, I made sure I was wearing the same face. It wasn't too hard to, he makes me want to turn him into shish-kabobs.

"OH? TRY TO CUT ME, AND I BET THAT THE NEXT DISH WILL BE MARIMO-KABOBS!" I was already standing and I was lifting up my right leg threateningly, I was ready to attack if he decided to try and push his luck further.

"IF YOU TRY TO COOK ME I WILL SLICE YOU IN TWO!" S.M.H (Stupid. Marimo. Head.) had already drawn out two of the three sword that he used. We both charged forward at the same time, ready to attack the other, at least I was.

"URUSAI!", Nami yelled as she bonked both of our heads. Her fists are amazingly strong... She is amazing! Nami then seemed to realize something as she looked at me intently... SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME INTENTLY! I could feel my blood about to splurt out from my nose again when I heard what she was asking me.

"Sanji, why did you say that Zro disgusts you? I can understand if you said something like he would make even more of a racket, but why 'Disgust'?", Nami~Swan was so smart! But now I have to think up of an excuse. I can't really tell them that I had accidentally listened in on their conservation can I?

"...well, the idiot swordsman (At this point the man in question made a growl towards me from the table, as he had already gotten back up and have sat down in his previous spot) has the direction sense of a worm (Another hiss) and I doubt that he would be able to keep tabs on Luffy... If we decide he can go that is, he would probably lose him in a few seconds. If he was going to go and follow Luffy, then another person would have to follow him to make sure he doesn't get lost...", all eyes were pointing in my direction, well, other then Shitty-swordsman who was stiffiling a yawn, and Luffy who was finishing off everyone else's breakfast while they were too busy with the task at hand. 'Oh Shit!'

"Sanji-kun, you won't mind doing that... will you?", Nami-san was asking me for a favor?OF FREAKING COURSE I AM GOING TO ACCEPT!

"Of course not Nami~Swan!", I was doing my happy dance, which consisted of moving my legs around so quickly that it was a blur. Then I turned around and 'Git up close and personal' with the Shitty Swordsman, "You had better not get into any trouble now, do you hear me? That will give Nami -swan and Robin-Chwan trouble. You got that through your thick scull and into you puny brain?". The Marimo ball looked irritated. He looked like he was about to say something when I heard Nami-san's beautiful voice.

"Okay, now that that is all sorted out, lets have Robin, Sanji, Zoro, Chopper, Ussop, and Luffy get ready to leave. The girls are going to take their baths first, got it?", Nami said while she was pushing/inviting Robin to step out of the door. A second later, all I could see was red.

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Normal

As Chopper was trying to give Sanji an emergency amputation, and Luffy was laughing at them all. Nami had finally gotten Robin alone (Although they were naked in the bath tub), she felt that she needed to talk about their next plan of action. She also needed to tell Robin about why she felt that it would be best to include Sanji in this plan. But Nami just sat there for a while,wondering about how she should bring this up. They were taking a bath after all, and she wasn't sure that even Robin could find something like not uncomfortable. After finding the silence almost unbearable, Nami was about to speak up when Robin beat her to it.

"So you want to tell me about why you wanted mister-cook to go with them, right?", Nami just couldn't help but feel again and again impressed by the sixth sense of this women. But at the same time she was relieved that she wasn't the one who had to bring the topic up. It was awkward enough as it is, sitting so close to each other, naked, but having Robin already understand most of the situation had helped Nami smooth her thoughts out and focus on the on the important ones.

"Yes, I think that if we let Sanji go with them, then we can keep tabs on Zoro easier. You could use your Hana-hana fruit to grow an eye on Sanji's face, the side that are covered by his bangs of course, and people wouldn't see it. Of course, it might lead to us having to tell him our plans though...", Nami was contemplating whether or not the risks were worth it. As she said before, the people on this island were extremely violent and religious. They thought that Pirates were the devil's friends and were sent here from Hell. So, using their doctrine as a reason against the World Government and Marines. They have been killing pirates off for an extremely long time. Having a pirate that was worth more then they probably made in a year at their doorstep, would probably make most of them go berserk (That was also the reason that Nami wouldn't let Brook off. If the villagers had actually saw a moving skeleton, thy would keep on stabbing and smashing until even the bones were gone). Nami shook her head, she decided it would be up to Robin's decision, if she agrees to this plan, then they will proceed, if not, then we will just dock and wait for the needle to change.

"That is true, so I will just have to grow an eye on Cook-san's forehead so I will see what he sees?", there wasn't the least bit of hesitation in her voice, this was getting more interesting then she had expected.

"...yes, well, we had better get ready quickly and meet the rest of the guys on the island", Nami stood up and began walking to the showers so that she rinse and get ready to go on to the island.

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Zoro

I stepped off o the ship after Luffy. We were wearing some disguises that Usopp and Franky worked together on to make. Luffy was wearing a thick bushy white mustache attached to a pair of thick rimmed glasses and a big plastic nose. Ussop had also covered him with some sort of powder so Luffy's skin seemed to be a shade lighter, and he was wearing a long wig with gray and whiting hair. His signature Straw hat had to be hidden or else it would stand out too much, it was turned into a sombrero thanks to Nami, and he wore a white robe over his vest and jeans. He looked like some old geezer who came from a strange country and was a little too lively for his own good. His personality sorta fit with the costume. I was wearing sunglasses and a cow-boy hat like Ace's, and I had a short stubble of black hair starting to poke out from my chin, do they call these goatees? It kinda looks like the one that Hawkeyes has. I was wearing a blue t-shirt that said 'Happy Camper' on it, and a pair of blue jeans. My Katana were stuffed inside a backpack that Sanji had 'offered' to carry (When Nami said so to keep me from cutting off walls and such, not like it was my fault those walls were always in the way). Sanji was the only one out of us three that wasn't hiding his face. He did get a change of clothes so he was wearing a long sleeved hoodie and sweat pants. This had taken a good while hours the girls were choosing out the clothes. Not that I cared, all that I needed was to find out what was going on with Luffy.

When we first started out, everything seemed to be fine with Luffy, he was jumping around, looking at the meat stands and oogling at the stuff he found cool. The only thing was that he seemed a bit tense, but I thought that it was just because he was on an island that was likely to snap and attack us from all sides if we were to let them know who we really were. But as time went on, it became more apparent, to the point where it seemed that Luffy was actually forcing himself to be his normal happy goofy self. I looked over at Sanji and you could tell h noticed it too by the way his curly eyebrow was pointed down in a serious expression. I thought that it was only me since there was only a slight change in his actions, someone who didn't know him that well probably wouldn't even have doubted Luffy, but we knew him better then that. He was forcing himself to be quite, to shut up and play along, and the only times when Luffy does stuff like that was when there was an immense danger somewhere... probably someone who could kill us, someone who was so strong that it was forcing Luffy to act differently, to act cold to us, his nakama... unless he was always like that and he was simply acting the whole time. But even then, I doubt hat how he felt when he was with us was false. If he really was acting all the time, then that means that this person was strong enough to make Luffy scared... perhaps that he was going to lose us. And that someone was probably here on this island, if that was true, then that would make sense as to why Luffy was so determined to go on this island. Luffy wasn't the kind of person who would run from an enemy, instead he would face them strait on... at least the Luffy I know.

Suddenly Luffy began acting up, it happened at about ten minuets to noon, Luffy acted almost as if he received an electric shock (Which was not possible, we proved that when we were on Skypiea), and froze for two seconds. However he had returned to his happy self almost as soon as he had changed. The only difference was that suddenly he was moving around a lot more erratically, as if he was trying to shake us off. No, he was trying to shake us off. Now he was ducking into alleyways and running on the roof tops, trying to get away from me and Sanji. Even though we had tried our best, Luffy was out of our sights in five minuets, we could no longer see him, there was no sign of him anywhere, and I got a bad feeling in the bottom of my gut that Luffy was in trouble again.

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In answer to your question, this is taking place before the two year time skip, and if you see any errors, please point them out for me (Sorry for the trouble) and I will try to correct them in the up coming chapters. And you guys have no idea how happy I am reading your replies, thank you all for reading!