Lol, I'm doing pretty good on this schedule!

Disclaimers: Nothing belongs to me, excpet the idea and the Forbidden character.

note: The song is Bicycle by Queen.

this is because this song made me discover Fanfiction!

So blame the song! XD

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Supermarket

"Superior! Roxas needs me!" Namine says as soon as Xemnas comes back.

"You're only saying that because he's what you imagine YOUR child to look like!" Xemnas retorts.

"…." Namine blushes.

"Hmm.. I could make you a Replica if you'd like, Miss Namine." Vexen offers.

"NO WAY! One Keybearer's enough!" Xaldin says angrily.

"…There's more than ONE you idiot!" Xigbar smacks Xaldin in the face with a Sharpshooter.

"We must split up to get these items. Namine, you're with me." Xemnas says.

"Sure thing."

"Xaldin, you and Vexen."

"…OH GOD. XIGBAR! SHOOT ME NOW!!"

"With pleasure my friend!" Xigbar gets the gun ready.

"XIGBAR YOU SHOOT ANYONE I'LL MAKE YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR THROAT."

"…..Uhh…. Okie dokie Superior!" Xigbar puts the gun away.

"…MUST I be with HIM?" Vexen points.

"….Yes."

"Very well then." Vexen sighs and shakes his head.

"Kay, what's on the list then?" Xigbar asks.

"Namine and I will go for baby food." Xemnas says.

"….YOU GOT THE CUSHY JOB!" Xaldin and Xigbar say in unison.

"….Vexen, Xaldin: diapers."

"… I HATE YOU SO MUCH." Xaldin snarls.

"I believe that's the hormones kicking in. I'll gladly get the ….items." Vexen says.

"…Xigbar, go pick up Roxas's prescription acne medicine."

"…uhh… he's a BABY Superior."

"… I have a feeling we'll need it." Then Xemnas's cell phone goes off.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I don't like Star Wars

"…Pfft… Then what's with the light sabers then Superior?!" Xigbar laughs.

"SHUT UP. It's a good song." Xemnas answers the phone.

"Hello?"

"Hiya Superior!" Axel says into the phone.

"….Axel? How did you get this number?"

"…It's 1-234-567-8910-1112-13!" Axel chants.

"….Forbidden."

"Noooooo….. HEY! Can you get us some candy? And soda?" Axel asks.

"Lemme use the phone!" Saix's voice says in the background.

"NO! It's mine, and I'm calling Elmo next!" Axel snaps at him.

"NO LONG DISTANCE." Xemnas commands.

"..awww….." Axel groans.

"Where is Lexaeus? And the babysitters?" Xemnas asks suspiciously.

"OH! We're playing Hostages!" Axel says happily.

"Hostages?"

"Uh huh, we tied them up!" Axel says happily.

"SUUUUUUUPERIOR!!!!" Forbidden yells in the background.

"SHHH! I'm making a call Biddy! Larxy, shocky shocky!" Axel commands.

"Ohtay!" A loud sound of electricity.

"YIPE!" Forbidden yelps and Lexaeus starts laughing.

"They're working together fantastically!" he says.

"Stop admiring them and bust the ropes you idiot!" FurryFur says and there's a thudding noise as something falls over.

"…Oopsie, that was the piano… Gotta go!" Axel hangs up.

"WAIT AXEL!" Dial tone.

"….Pffft… Looks like they got their hands full." Xigbar cracks up.

"….Xaldin, go check on them." Xemnas commands. Xaldin smiles evilly.

"My pleasure." He vanishes into a Corridor Of Darkness.

"Riiiight, send the crazy sadist to check on a houseful of babies, great parenting tip Xem Xem." Xigbar chuckles.

"CALL ME XEM XEM AGAIN, AND I'LL STRANGLE YOU."

"…Xemmy then!" Xigbar gets sent flying through the store window.

"…Shall we?" Xemnas asks innocently. Everyone nods and they head inside.