Ok… here we go! Sorry I took a bit longer to post this. Time just sort of got away from me. I will give a bit of a warning here: There are a few naked parts of the female anatomy in this chapter. Nothing nasty will happen. Yet.

Thanks again to all who have reviewed! Now on with the boobies… I mean show!

Disclaimer: Any and all characters used in this story are not owned by me. (Harumph) All characters in which naked body parts are seen (read) are depicted as over 18 in this story.

Girls Gone Wild: Middleton!

Chapter 3

Shego stood in the middle of the room, encircled by mostly 18 to 24 year olds, a good mix of boys and girls. Her eyes shifted left, then right.

"It's your move, Shego." Kim said, hands on her hips.

"I'm going to reach for something in my pocket, Princess, but it's not a weapon." Shutting off her glow power, Shego slowly reached down to the pouch on her leg, unsnapped it, and pulled out her me-pod. She unhooked the headphones, and looked around the room. When she noticed who she was looking for, she yelled out.

"Yo! DJ!" She held up the me-pod. "File six, track eight. Bump it on my mark!"

And with that, she tossed the me-pod at the DJ, who caught it perfectly. He plugged the unit into his console, and found the track she mentioned. He then looked at the strangely dressed green woman, waiting for her signal.

What happened next, no one ever expected. Not even Kim or Ron. It looked like she taped her belt, and then gave something a turn. Before everyone's eyes, Shego's body suit changed.

It split in half, and turned into a half-shirt and skirt, but kept the same black and green coloration. She nodded at the DJ, who hit play.

The song started out with trumpets, and a quick salsa beat immediately became apparent. The song she had the DJ play, was "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira.

She immediately started to shake her hips and writhe her body around to the music. Both Kim and Ron stood there flabbergasted, mouths hanging open.

As Shego moved around the dance floor, the GGW cameras instantly all came over, and started recording her dancing. Her black hair swung around in graceful sweeping motions, as her hips seemed to move of their own volition.

As the song continued on, and Shego continued to dance, Kim and Ron finally got their mouths to finally un-hinge and then speak. Ron was first to gain his speech back.

"Kim… did you know she could move like that?" He couldn't take his eyes off of Shego.

"I had no idea." Kim also had trouble looking away. She couldn't help but marvel at how Shego was moving her hips. It was as if they weren't even attached to her body.

After finally getting her wits about her, Kim looked over at Ron and she saw how Ron was looking at Shego. Immediately she smacked him in the back of the head, bringing him back to the real world.

"Head in the game, Stoppable. And eyes on me."

Feeling Kim's hand hit him in the back of the head was enough to pull Ron out of his stupor, and he immediately realized what he had been doing. He was ogling another woman in front of Kim… and it was Shego!

"I'm so sorry Kim." Ron said, his cheeks flushing red, and looking his girlfriend right in the eyes. "I… I was just appreciating…"

"Appreciating what, Ron?" Kim's eyes were half lidded as she asked the question.

"Ummm… Salsa dancing? I was thinking how much fun it would be if we took dancing lessons for couples sometime. Now that would be Badical!"

"OK… " Kim said skeptically.

As the two were talking back and forth, neither of them noticed that Shego had situated herself right in front of them. She sang a portion of the song out loud, and emphasized the last few words, getting their attention.

"Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!"

Their heads snapped around and looked directly at Shego again. She was still moving her hips to that carnal beat, and the song finished.

Shakira:

Im on tonight, my hips dont lie
And Im starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips dont lie
And I am starting to feel its right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

On the word 'perfection', Shego did something that caused the entire crowd of people watching, including Kim and Ron, to collectively inhale at the shock of what she had done.

Shego had grabbed her top, lightly flared her hands, and ripped it apart, effectively flashing her boobs to everyone in the room, including the cameras!

Now let it be known that Ron Stoppable is a guy. A red-blooded, All-American guy. When boobs are flashed, he will look. Heck, everyone in the room wanted to look! An internationally known villainess who happened to have a nice body has flashed her boobs, and everyone wanted a chance to see what her… tits… looked like.

Light bulbs flashed, and video cameras recorded. Shego stood there for a few seconds more, basking in the limelight. Nudity didn't bother her very much, and she was aware what it could do to the male of the human species.

Let it also be known that the naked form of Shego was very… um… captivating. She wasn't overly top heavy, but her boobs were definitely large. She was about a C-size, maybe a little bigger. They were full and tight, not sagging a bit. The skin like on the rest of her had a light green tinge, and her nipples were a very dark green, almost black in color. The areolas were about 2 inches in diameter, the color somewhere between her regular skin and the nipple, which was definitely standing at attention.

She placed her hands over her nipples, and seductively slid them around to the sides of her boobs. Shego gave herself a little lift, smiled at Kim, and winked at Ron. She then turned around and with a couple handsprings, leaped her way back out the door she had so rudely burst through earlier.

"Did you get that?" One camera man said to the other.

"You better believe it! That is one hot woman! Her green skin is kinda weird, but she is definitely a hot babe!"

The DJ had removed Shego's me-pod from his console, and spoke in to the microphone. "Well folks, looks like the floor show is over, so let's get our groove back on and kick up our heels! Here's an oldie but goodie. Y'all know what to yell…"

The song he played was "Mony Mony", by Billy Idol. Everyone in the crowd would yell the same thing at certain intervals of the song: "Hey (Hey what) get laid, get fucked!" No one noticed that two certain teens were not yelling the obscenity.

After "Mony Mony" finished, the DJ announced he was taking a 10-minute break, and put on some background music. The crowd just sort of milled around, taking a breather, and some were getting things to drink at the free bar that was provided.

"Ron?" Kim asked. "Would you be a dear and get me something to drink? An un-opened diet soda would be perfect. I don't trust the punch, I have a feeling it could be spiked."

"Sure, Kim. No problemo." He worked his way around the crowd, stood in line for about 5 minutes, and eventually made it back, heading towards his girlfriend. He stopped short a bit when he noticed that Kim was in an animated discussion with a group of girls that he recognized as their classes cheer squad. Kim was speaking with Liz, Marcella, and Tara.

Kim had one hand holding up her index finger, which was pointing at the ceiling, and her other hand was circling around, as if she was describing a cheer routine of some sort.

"What the heck?" He thought to himself, and then he saw Tara point off to the side and say something. She had pointed at Bonnie. The four girls walked over to Bonnie, and they engaged her in the group discussion also. Bonnie said something that made all the other girls raise a hand to their mouths as if they couldn't believe she said something. Then all of them started to nod their heads slowly and then more quickly. Apparently they had all come to a conclusion about something.

Ron then saw Tara leave the group after Kim said something to her, and he followed Tara with his eyes. He didn't notice that Kim had walked up beside him, and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Ron?" Kim said after getting his attention. "You're not ogling Tara now, are you?"

"Huh? No… no, Kim. I was just wondering what that conversation was about with you and the cheer squad. Oh… here's your soda." He handed her the can.

"Thanks." Kim said, and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "As to what we were talking about… it's a secret, and a surprise."

The DJ had come back to his booth and started playing the music again. Everyone started to dance, and the cameras moved around again, randomly trying to get girls to flash their boobs.

"Uh Oh, Kim. What's going to happen here?" Ron said, as he pointed.

Kim followed where he was pointing and she saw the last two people that she ever thought would be there. Bonnie's sisters, Connie and Lonnie. One of the cameras were in front of the two, and it was Joe who was talking with them. It was obvious he was trying to get the sisters to flash, and he wasn't having much luck.

Connie raised her hand, and went to strike at Joe, but Lonnie stopped her by grabbing her hand. Lonnie whispered something to her sister, and then both stood directly in front of the camera, and they quickly raised their shirts at the same time, flashing themselves. It was quick. Very quick. If Ron hadn't been looking right at them, he would have missed it.

Wow! Ron thought. This is the most boobs I've seen ever in my life! Once again, he received s slap to the back of his head bringing him back to his senses. He took Kim in his arms, performed a dip, and planted a huge kiss on her lips.

He stood up, looking at Kim, and her eyes were half closed, her mouth still open. Ron smiled and thought, You still got it Rondo.

After a few seconds, Kim shook herself out of her stupor, and was trying to think why she had been upset with Ron earlier. No matter, she thought, and then saw Tara come back into the ballroom, carrying a large bag.

Tara pointed towards the bathrooms when she saw Kim, and then went to round of the rest of the squad.

"Ron…?" Kim said. "Would you excuse me for a bit? I need to… powder my nose. I'll be right back, so you better not move from this spot." She then quickly kissed him on the tip of his nose, and walked off briskly towards the bathroom.

Ron nodded, and stayed put. He took his time just watching the crowd, and sipping his soda. He never noticed that Kim, Liz, Marcella, Tara, and Bonnie were all missing.

One of the GGW cameras caught his attention as they were trying to get a very beautiful blond to show her wares. He noticed that she had a mole on her cheek. That was when he recognized who it was.

"No way…" He said, as it finally clicked whom it was he was seeing. It was that robotics scientist that Mr. Dr. P hired that had developed an advanced AI robot. It was Dr. V. F. Porter! Vivian Porter!

The GGW employee who was speaking to her was obviously trying to get her to flash, but she would have nothing of it. Finally she reared her head back, and Ron could hear Vivian's voice over the noise of the crowd. She yelled a single, solitary name.

"Oliver!"

Ron continued to watch as the large android pushed his way through the crowd and stood at her side. The GGW employee shrunk back, and before he and the camera could leave, a large hand reached out, grabbed the camera, and crushed it with both hands. He then dropped the ball of twisted metal and plastic, and the two walked out of the party.

"I hope she's not too upset." Ron thought. Though in the back of his mind (being a guy and all) he couldn't help but wonder what her boobs would have looked like.

He was brought out of his reverie once again, but not with a slap to the head. This time it was a small, yet strong hand that was gently laid on his shoulder from the back. He turned around, and saw 5 girls (including Kim) all dressed in the Middleton Mad Dog cheerleader uniforms!

"Kim? What… is… going on? Should I have brought my Mad Dog costume?"

"No." Kim simply said. "This is all for you."

She then raised her voice. "Hit it, DJ!"

The Middleton Mad Dog fight song started to play through the speakers, and all five girls formed a circle around Ron, shaking their pom poms, among other things.

They all shook the poms in his face, and then twirled around, dancing and shaking their bodies. Ron just stood there flabbergasted and embarrassed, as it seemed the entire crowd was now watching the little show the girls were doing.

The fight song actually didn't last very long, but what happened next, Ron would remember forever. As the fight song finished, all the girls bent over pointing their rears at him. They all stood close enough to him that only Ron would see, and they shook the pom poms between their legs underneath their naked…

His mind went blank.

To be continued…

snapsnapsnap OK guys… earth to readers? The chapters over now… Put your tongues back in your mouths. He he

Hope y'all like the continuation. There will be more to… come! (sorry, bad pun)