Ah, hello, my faithful readers! I have returned! After a long school year full of endless homework assignments, I'm ready as ever to write, write, WRITE! :D I know it's been a while, but I thank whoever is reading this for sticking with me. Here is the long awaited chapter four (part one)! I would like to thank MagicByMerlin for the idea of the plot of this chapter. Check out their fanfics, I've never read one without cracking a smile. :D

HocusPocus777- Merlin

UrPrince- Arthur

Yo-daddy/iPhysician- Gaius

HocusPocus777 has entered the chatroom.

UrPrince has entered the chatroom.

UrPrince- Merlin, I'm glad you're here.

HocusPocus777- Uhm…. Likewise?

UrPrince- I need your help on something. Something of the utmost importance.

HocusPocus777- Arthur, I am not sneaking into Morgana's room again!

UrPrince- No! You idiot, I told you never to speak of that again! DX

HocusPocus777- Oh, right… hehehe sorry. What is it, then?

UrPrince- Merlin, you're going to help me conquer the Internet.

HocusPocus777- …. Wait, what?

UrPrince- Yes, Merlin. We are going to take over the kingdom of the web and make all of its users my royal subjects!

HocusPocus777- uhm… Are you on something?

UrPrince- Of course not!

HocusPocus777- Are you sure?

UrPrince- Yes, Merlin, I'm sure! Now, are you going to help me or not?

HocusPocus777- How am I supposed to? I don't know anything about that kind of stuff…

UrPrince- Well then, we need to find someone who does….

-long pause-

UrPrince - I got it!

HocusPocus777- What?

UrPrince- brb…

-another long pause-

Yo-daddy has entered the chatroom.

HocusPocus777- You brought GAIUS?

Yo-daddy- Sup, mah brutha?

UrPrince - He can help, Merlin!

HocusPocus777- How? All he does it do that weird diggity-dog talk of his…

UrPrince - That's just the diggity-dog Gaius. We're gonna get him to be the computer geek Gaius to help us take over the internet. Get it?

HocusPocus777- hmmmm… that might just work! Good thinking! :D

Yo-daddy- So… What up?

UrPrince- Gaius, we need you to embrace you're inner… nerd-geek. Okay?

Yo-daddy- Uhm…. No.

HocusPocus777- Why not?

Yo-daddy- Cuz. I don't wanna. I mean, come on! Bein a geek is shizzle-diggity. Boooooooring…

UrPrince- If you go into your, er, "geek state," I give you my word I'll…. I'll tell the blacksmith to make you some gold teeth. And some pop-tarts.

-long pause-

iPhysician- Greetings, fellow Camelotians. How may I be of service?

HocusPocus777- Yes!

UrPrince- Oh, yeah, who rocks?

HocusPocus777- You rock! :D

UrPrince- So, Gaius, we need you to, uhm, get me onto the internet so everyone accessing it can see what I type. Can you do that?

iPhysician- Dilly dally, shilly shally, taking candy from a baby is simpler than this task. I'll just hack into the world wide web database, create a faulty login as an internet administrator, type a command prompt that issues a broadcast of Arthur's typing to all current users of the internet and have whatever he types appear on everyone's screens very much like a "pop-up" message. However, I'll add in an extra HTML command that forbids the user to exit out of Arthur's broadcast so, unless they shut off their computer completely, they will have no choice but to listen to Arthur's command until he's finished. Will that work for you two?

-reeeeeally long pause-

UrPrince- Uhm… Yeah, I guess.

HocusPocus777- Uh, sure. Whatever you just said…

(end Part I)