(MY)

1. Talk in third person (Check!)

2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect. (Check a roon!)

3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away. (Checkide check check!)

4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number?

5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all)

6. Yell "GRRREEEEN!" at random moments.

7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA)

8. Put glitter on his mask!

9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee)

10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little TOO crazy)

FOUR: 256

Dimentio woke to the two fangirls once again in his room. Acro was drawing on his stuff with white sharpie, while Icefox was trying on his ponchos…again.

He groaned "I'm not going to even ask, no like an uncaring teacher I'll let you be with your work." he flopped back down and placed his pillow over his mask, "That…had to be….the stupidest thing I have ever heard." One of them said. He looked up the pillow on his head, looking over at Icefox she gave him a scared look and pointed at Acro who was smirking. "Dimentio could you really think you could pull it off hmm? 256 more power?" She asked folding her hands across her chest, Icefox slid into the closet and closed the door to it and screamed, "I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS!" in a sing song voice.

"It was natural, in order to make a perfect world." Dimentio said, "Yeah but John, sorry Dimentio, don't you see the power inherit here, I mean you stood on the shoulders of scientist and you, you took the next step forward," He gave her a confused look, "Acro it is too early in the morning to do this." Acro opened her mouth like a gaping fish trying to find the right words and said "What I'm trying say here is, this 256 power it didn't take any discipline to obtain it. And yet you take credit…"She paused, "For it." She finished.

"I honestly have no idea as to what you just said." Dimentio said.

"ME EITEHR!" Icefox said from in the closet.

"Okay, why 256?" Acro asked plainly, "YOUR CLOSET IS HUGE CONSIDERING YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OUTFIT!" Icefox said from inside the closet. Dimentio ignored her last comment and said, "256 because it was made that way as a perfect sub world for me." "Yeah, but don't you see the trouble with that? What you call making a perfect world," She grinned as she said the next part, "I call the rape of the NATURAL world." She stressed natural. "No you don't understand that sub world was made that way."

"ALRIGHT IAN YOU GOT YOUR INFO NOW HOLD ON!" Icefox said, a minute or so later she came out of the closet fully dressed as Dimentio, "Okay Ian you've got your info stop messing with the Jesters head!"

"Uh wait I do have to say that Dimentio your "perfect world" as you put it won't always be perfect, cause you see-" She was cut off by Icefox who actually shoved one of O'chunks socks in Acro's mouth. Acro spat it out and screamed with her tongue hanging out, "Oook ahh wha' 'uo id! Acro shouted holding her tongue. "ids all sunksified!" She ran out screaming with her tongue in her mouth, "I NEED A TOOTH BRUSH!"

"Anyway," Icefox said turning back to the jester who was getting a migraine from this chapter. "As my fellow authoress Acro was so annoyingly saying before I put a sock in her pie hole, You see life breaks free!" She spread out her arms to emphasize 'free' "It expanse to new territory's and breaks through barriers, painfully maybe even dangerously but there you are." She nodded at him, Acro came running back in, "STANK BALL!" She shouted before throwing a ball of dirty laundry at Icefox who (With her/my bad aim) it hit Dimentio.

"I'm going back to sleep, hopefully this nightmare will be over."

"Ohh Ohh I have a simile for that. Like the never ending Krueger nightmares you shall never escape us!" Acro said referring to Freddy Krueger.

"Ohh will you both shut up!" Dimentio shouted, they fell silent. He sighed and closed his eyes, "Where'd you get the spare mask?" Acro asked Icefox, "in the of his clo back set." she replied, the sounds of their steps moving away. "Oh god let it be over." Dimentio moaned.

~10 ways to annoy Dimentio~

We're so evil to Dimentio.