(AN: REVENGE!)

"Fist in the air and a finger to the sky! Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth? Say la ve, Adios, Good riddance, Fuck you!" -Under and Over it Five Finger Death Punch

A loud blast outside as a scream was heard. Shit. They were here. We rushed outside met by a very comical sight. Bardock had green nail polish, green eye shadow, and a green streak in his hair. Kakarot had the same but red. Gohan blue. Goten was HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH pink. I swear Trunks went a little to far on that one.

"CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS!"

Deny it deny it deny it. Oh shit I can't to funny.

"Consider it a gift." We fell over laughing.

"Kakarot."

He regarded him cautiously. "Father?"

"Would you do the honors?"

He smirked. "Sure." He blasted Vegeta into a tree, it was the signal for them to jump us. They tied us up before we could recover.

"What should we do with them?" Gohan asked.

"How about a good old tail castration?" Goten suggested.

"Not good enough."

"I know. The same but *Whispers something*."

Bardock nodded as Gohan pulled out his cell. "Panny can you bring over your makeup kit and some *Whisper*."

(AN: Wonder what they whispered about? Snickers.)

"Bardock what are you going to do?"

"Pay back."

Scared terribly scared. Pan flew down with a package. "I do not want to know what your going to do with these and I do not want to know about the make up. Here." She shoved it at Bardock, turned, looked at us, and fell to ground laughing. "OH KAMI I GET IT KNOW! How fuckin' stupid can you get? Dumb ass move boys. Dumb. Ass. Move."

"Damn straight!"

She flew off still laughing.

"Bardock." I growled.

"Yes my king?" He asked innocently as he pulled out a dress, make up, and a camera.

"You are not."

"Oh I am."

(AN: Me: Should he?

Kasai: Yes.

Kaida: No.

Kimi: No.

Keiji: Hell to the yes!

Seiko: No.

Atari: No.

Me: The muses for this story have voted! The answer is no! But someone has to wear a dress. *Hentai grin*)

"BARDOCK!" I roared. His turned up fearful eyes and his family followed as me and mine broke free of our bonds.

"OH SHIT! RUN!" Goten shouted as they ran off in the other direction. Trunks picked up the stuff as we ran to follow them. We caught up quickly. We grabbed our intendeds one by one and set them down Ki binded.

"Your revenge backfired didn't it."

"Fuck off."

"That wasn't very nice."

"Fuck off."

"Can you say anything else?"

"Fuck off."

"Apparently not."

"Fuck off."

"Say something else."

"Fuck off." He grinned.

"SAY! SOMETHING! ELSE! DAMN! IT!"

"Fuck off."

I hit him, hard.

"Fuck off."

"Idiot do I have to hit you again?"

"Fuck o-"

"FATHER ENOUGH!" Kakarot shouted.

We turned to him. "Just because your a massacanistic bastard does not mean that you can act like this around MY sons."

"Kakarot. You really are my son, I was beginning to doubt it."

"Father."

"Yes?"
"Fuck off."

I mentally laughed, Kakarot, although calmer in temper knew how to be like this. Vegeta looked about ready to molest him, god these carriers are a turn on aren't they.

"Should we?"

"We should."

Bardock began fighting the ki bonds while his family just looked on in boredom.

"Do you really care?"

"No not really." Gohan answered for them.

"So why did you decide this was a good punishment?"
"Grandpa's been teaching us the art of torture lately. I don't see the big deal though. If dad, Goten, and I really thought you would get this pissed we would have left."

"Maybe we were a little... harsh with the make up." Mirai cut in.

"Well maybe not for our our favorite general but for the rest a little bit."
Trunks pulled out his Ipod and put on a song "I remember when all the games began, remember every little lie, and every last good bye. Promises you broke, works you choked on and I never walked away, It's still a mystery to me. Well I'm so empty, I'm better off without you, and your better off without me. Well your so unclean, I'm better off without you, and your better off alone. The lying, the bleeding, the screaming, was tearing me apart, the hatred, deceiving, disaster,it's over now."

"Are you implying something?"

"Sorry wrong song."

"Come on shoot me again I aint dead yet, come on, come on, shoot me again I aint dead yet."

"DAMN IT WRONG SONG!"

"I don't do what I've been told, your so full of shit man why don't you just go?"

I raised my eyebrow as he grinned sheepishly. "Ahhh here it is!"

" Sleep creeping around,Night stalking all around, You've got it down, yeah, don't you, Night stalking around,Sleep creeping all around, You've got it down, yeah, don't you..." The song continued.

"Cubs."

"Well screw you too." He took off blaring that odd song along with him.

"Vegeta, Mirai why don't you untie your intendeds and have fun."

"Sure, father."

"Why not."

A few minutes later Kakarot and Gohan were half dragged, half carried away. I turned to Bardock. He was half-way out of the ki bonds.

"Ah ah Bardock. We still need to fix that temper of yours."

"I'M GOING TO TAIL-CASTERATE YOU AND THEN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

"Bardock isn't that a bit much?"

"NO!"

"Kami no need to bitch at me."

"Fuck off."

I twirled him into the dress and applied the make up before he could say another word.

"Oh Kami I look like a fucking bitch." He said as I twirled him into my arms. The green dress hung off him princess style reflecting with the green tints in his hair.

"I don't know, I think you look pretty."

"You would."

I picked him up and took a picture of me grinning like a fool holding him princess style.

"I hate you."
"I love you."

He slapped me. "Next time you put me in a dress I will kill you."

I kissed him as he moved to hit me again. "Your so beautiful."

"And you are dead."

"Admit it, your enjoying this."

"Fuck off."

I kissed him again. "Never."

"Oh kami kill me."

"Nope, anyone kami or not kills you and I'll wish you back and torture them to death."

"You can't wish someone back who doesn't want to be wished back."

"Loophole."

"Fuck off."

"No."

"Damn it."
"What?"

"You don't wanna know."

"Is it worse then G.P.?"
"A million times worse."

"Don't tell me."

"I think I will."

"No you won't."

"I'm pissed at you I might."

"But your so adorable in a dress."

"Never again." He struggled away from me and removed the dress, slipping his armor over his head. I pulled him up to me again. "I didn't say you could remove the dress."

"And I didn't say that you were the boss of me."

He tried to walk away.

"I don't think so Bardock." I grabbed his arm. "I have killed for you, I have hunted for you, and I have kissed you. Do you deny these things?"

"No."

"I gave you the gift of less pain. Do you deny this."

He ground his teeth together. "No."

"Well then I suggest you run, the chase is next."
"Bastard."

"Go."
He ran.