I am back with more Girlycard underwear torment.
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Pip was released after a week with one arm in a sling. His head still had bandages on it and his head throbbed with the pain and medication he had to take.
This was not worth what they were paying him!
As he shut the door behind him he froze and stared at his bed. On it was a pile of underwear, a very large pile of underwear, and most of it wasn't even his. He came over slowly; already guessing whom it was that put the mountain of undergarments on his bed. He picked up a clean white pair that looked fresh out of the store.
That was when the pile exploded with a shout from within. "Surprise!!!"
"Ah!" Pip stumbled back and landed against the wall.
"Look," The evil little vampire girl…er…man…whatever it was, smiled crazily. "I got you back your underwear!"
"Gee, thanks, now no thanks, and get out!" Pip pointed towards the door.
The crazy smile vanished and an eye twitched. "You don't like the underwear…" Then she jumped up with a pair and pulled it over his head. "Like the underwear!" Then she grabbed another and with a swift motion tied his good wrist with it and tied it behind his back. "You will like the underwear!" Her screaming voice demanded.
"No…get away from me…beast…gah!" Pip couldn't struggle. He was blinded.
"Like it!" And Girlycard stuffed a pair into his mouth.
Pip fell to the ground, motionless, in pain, and no longer willing to put up a fight.
Girlycard stood over her victory. "It's a good thing you keep them clean, eh, Frenchy?"
"I 'ae ou." Pip mumbled through the cloth in his mouth on the ground, "I eally 'ae ou."*
Girlycard screeched with laughter before she ran into the door. She fell back, still laughing, before trying again and remembering to phase through the door.
A minute later there was a soft knock on his door, then Seras entered. She stared at Pip where he lay on the ground. He moaned.
"Is that…my thong in your mouth?!"
Oh, dear lord…
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* I hate you. I really hate you.
I have two younger brothers; the humor is natural for me.
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