Ultimate Force For - Deadly Water
[EXT - Night]
Ross and Kay are riding on the horse towards where the bad men have the ultimate force. They have ridden over 800 miles, to Nuneaton. They are at the fence to the front of the construction skyscraper dock.
Henno - Come on Happy, one more fence and we're there.
His horse is called Happy
Kay - We're not going to make it!
Henno - Shut up, he can make it
He doesn't make it. The horse runs straight into the fence and they fall over
Henno - You stupid fucking horse
[Ross Kemp punches the horse in the face until it dies]
Kay Burley - Well now what do we do. We can't jump over the fence buy ourself. It's nearly 5 feet tall.
Henno - YOU RE nearly five feet tall. Also there's a door there.
[They go through the door]
Right, we need to go through that underground car park up there. Then, when we get in their their will be a bad man who will shoot us. So you'll need this.
Kay - But I've never fired a gun in a car park before.
Henno - Just imagine it's a water pistol, that shoots deadly water.
Kay - Then what do we do?
Henna - Then, we climb up to the top, where the Soviet Arab king is. From there, we can climb up his face to get to the ultimate force before they do.
Kay - I bet you wish you had your old team of ultimate force with you
Henno - Yeah, I'll never forget their names. I will avengers them!
Kay - Ok, let's go get that ultimate force
Henno - Oh, and before we go
[Henno and Kay Burley have sex]