OH MY TOTALLY AKATOSH! This wos rly bad 4 lots of raisins. One wos that it gayv dragens a bad name. PPl dident rly like dragins that much for some reason, mabye becos we tried to take over the whirled and enslave all the hunams, but its probably becos they are jellus of our supreer fashen sense. The dragon was set the dragonsreach on fire, it was jarl balgruuf the gretae house, he was the most poplar kid in whitetun and he was skewl capten! Oh no all the dragens cud be expelled for this, or all the companyens. The companyens were secretly werewolves, I knew becos wen I wos in aldawins gang I spyed on them. I know spyin is rly bad but I was being peer presered. I wos so glad that I quit aldawin gang.

Uh oh the weredragon was coming towards me, it was going to kill me. It breathied fire, I was scare. But I was a dragon, I was strogn. I took a deep breath…

YOLO TOR SHUL it wos the fire shout, I shoted the dragen it cried. Oh no I felt bad, I took another deep breath and yelled 'BE A HUMEN!' omg the weredragon turned back into a humen, but it was a naked. Ewww I vomited, I vomited draognshouts. There was a fus ro dah on the grund.

"clean that up!" angried a guard, I recognised him. His name was Kyler. Oh no he stood on a yol toor shul vomit dragonshout, the fire one and he got burnt to ashes. Oh no a priestess caem out, she gave him a banderag. He got up and put the banderag on his broekn leg. The preepstess went back in, oh no the chapel of whatever it is in whiterun got burnt down, it also had a broken leg. I looked at the weredragon. He was a nord, and he wos wearin underpants now thank akaposh.

"What hapned?" I arksed, I was worry.

"Well as the companyens were doing my secret werewaffle transformtation, a dragen burst in!"

"what did he look like?"

"he was wearing a hoodie so I cudent see. It looked expansive tough.

Omg I only knew one dragon who wore expensive hoodies. "that was deffs aldawin. Did he bite u?"

"yes just after I drank the blood and I became a WEREDRAGON and I cudent stop burnying thigns1"

"omg im so sorry. But at least you can become a dragon controk ur actionmans next time."

"OMG ACTION MAN WAS MY FAVRIT WEN I WOS A KID!"

"shhh they don't have superheoies in skyrim

"oh : (" the weredragon nord was so upset that he ran away, he was tears. He had brown hair which is the colour of clouds in the sky.

Suddenly I heard the sound of my favrit song, I was dancing to it, it was ragnar the red

Omg there wuns was a hero cold ragnar the read

He came writing the whiteurn from old roarikstep

He swag yolo and drink all our mead

Then matilda killed him lol

Omg mikael the bard was singing. I dident like Mikael because he kept sending me text messages abowt music and his electric nokia guitar. I dident like guitats I was a dragen and cudent play one.

"omg odahviing your dress looks so nice." Said mikael

"that's not part of the song"

"omg im gonna make a song abowt u beos I love you so much."

"oh em gee," omg my totes bestie, Hildreannaleena came in. "That is like, totes creepy,"

Hildreannaleena grabbed the mictophone suddanly. She started singing, her voyuce was buutiful becos she is the uniiq dragonburp.

"our hero our hbero clames a warriers hart

I tell u, I tell u, the dragonborn coms

With a voice weeldin POWAR puff gurls

Of the ancient nerd art

Beliebe, beliebe, the dragonborn ocomes

Its an end to the eval of all skyrims flowers

Beweare bewerwolf the dragon-

"OH EM GEE HILDREANNALEENA THAT REMINDS ME ! I SAW A WEREWOLF TODAY BUT HE WAS A WEWREDRAGON

"oh em gee, are you Sirius that's RERALLY scary!" Hildreannaleena looked scared

"excuse me I don't mean to be r00d," said Hulda, the barmade. "But ur tail is blocking the door."

Omnd I didn't fit here, I was heartbroke, I was sick of being such a big dragon. I ran out of the banana mare and flew to my house and cried. Hildreannaleena came in.

"omg maybe you should go ona diet so you can fit places."

"OH EM EN DEE! (omnd, oh my nein deins) HILDREANNALEENA I THOWRT U WER MY FREDN! UR CALLIN ME FATT" I burst into tears and ran into my room, I was cryin.

"WATE NO ODAHEGAN I DIDENT MEEN IT IM SRY

But I wos too hearbroekn to resply, so I just cried

Ms. Hlaalu the alchemy teacher appeared to steal my tears. Idk how she got in here but I diddent care I wos too upset

"ok if you steal my tears ms hlaalu I will fus ro dah you off hugh hrothgar." I wos anger suddenlhy

"excuse me do u want a detention? Btw ur tears are valuable."

"if you tell aldawin his jacket is ugely he will cry." I sed.

"omg rly thanks! A+ in alchemy for u"

"PLZ ODAGVING IM SRY!"

Omg oh no, will hildlreannaleena an odagving still be frends? This is very dramatic!