Naruto is owned by Kishimoto-sama.

Pairings: SasuSaku

This is set when they are all 18

-Pika-chan

Sorry in advance for OOC-ness, if there is any.

This is for my friend Amathie, my first attempt at this kinda shit. So, I don't typically write this kinda stuff, unless I have a request.

Sexy and Naughty

"Listen, Sasuke. Sorry for distrubting your date, but some of us have a huge problem, and it's getting bigger and bigger!" Kakashi said.

"Ano, Kakashi-sensei, sorry about your knocking up Anko-san, but WE have a DATE." Sakura said firmly, and sighed.

"You can make love later." Kakashi firmly stated, as the boys took advantage of the momentary blush and WTF from Sakura and Sasuke.

"Screw you." Sasuke muttered to Kakashi.

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"Sooooooo." Kiba started, as everyone sat down around the living room.

"If you have nothing to say, LEAVE!" Sakura said harshly, yawning slightly.

"Why the hell did you have to host this shit-hole gathering at my fuckin' house?" Sasuke asked, pissed.

"Tsk, tsk. Language, Sasuke-kun." Gai said, and was immediately deathglared at by Sasuke.

"Tch. No other place is large enough, or not in use." Kakashi said.

"OOOOHHH! TEME GOT BURNED!" Came Naruto.

"Go fuck yourself, dobe." Sasuke said, a vein throbbing in his head.

"Why would I wanna? I already have Hinata-chan for that." Naruto blurted out.

"Ooh! No wonder Hinata is so happy!" Sakura shouted out, and smiled."And you even call her Hinata-CHAN!!AWW, Naruto is in LOVE!!"

"B-be quiet, Sakura-chan." Naruto mumbled sheepishly, blushing.

"You. Slept. With. Hi.Na.Ta. Sa.Ma?" Neji asked, punctuating every symballe.

"Cha, she's hot." Kiba said, and smirked.

"DUDE, YOU SLEPT WITH HINATA-CHAN? YOU TEME! SHE'S MINE!" Naruto yelled out, and Sakura calmly walked over to him, and punched him in the face.

"Naruto, shut up!" She said, and sat down in her place beside Sasuke.

"Ya, and Ino. And Temari." Kiba said proudly.

"What?" Shikamaru asked, glaring at Kiba. "You slept with Ino-chan?"

"Guys, guys, and Sakura, back on topic." Kakashi quickly said.

"Kakashi-senpai, can you just marry Anko-san? She said she's not giving the baby away." Sakura said.

"But I do't wanna!" Kakashi said.

" Stupid Men." Sakura muttered under her breath.

"You mean some, right?" Sasuke whispered into her ear.

"Yeah, definentally not you, Sasuke-kun."Sakura whispered back, smiling.

"Well then, I better go home and save up money for a wedding ring. Anko ain't bad, and I know how awful it is to grow up without a dad. Ja!" Kakashi said, and poofed away.

"Ja Ne!" All the intruders said, also poofing away.

"Bastards." Sakura muttered.

" Don't remind me of the mother fuckers, Sakura." Sasuke said.

" Why do you swear so much, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.

"Hn." whispered Sasuke, kissing Sakura again.