"Mum? Dad?" Lucius asked in surprise. "You look terrible."
"You killed us you little shit!" Mrs. Malfoy exclaimed.
"Hey, the boy killed you!" Lucius argued. "I only killed dad."
"Oh right. Well I have no reason to be here, I'll go haunt your brat."
"Don't leave you daft cow. That'll ruin the song." Titus shouted. His voice was now somewhat muttered from the tarp. "We're here to save your soul boy, so listen up."
"Do I have to hear the song?" Lucius whined.
"Yes!" They both shouted.
"Ahem. We're Malfoy and Malfoy, avarice and grim. We took advantage of the poor, just ignore the needy. We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt. And if you could not…okay, we weren't landlords either."
"Didn't we own some property in Jamaica dear?" Mrs. Malfoy asked.
"Eh…We're Malfoy and Malfoy. Our hearts were painted Black. We should've known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles. We're captive bound and double ironed, exhausted by the weight. As freedom comes from giving love oh prison comes with hate!"
"Remember when we had that orphanage demolished for our summer home? That was fun, wasn't it?" Mrs. Malfoy asked.
"Oh I remember the little tikes all standing in the snow. With their frost bitten teddy bears!" Titus exclaimed. They both laughed evilly.
"Doomed Loosh! You're doomed for all time!" Narcissa sang as she passed by.
"Your future is a horror story written by your prime. Your chains are forged by what you say and do!" The Malfoys sang.
Their possessed weights on the chains sang the next part. "So have your fun when life is done, a nightmare waits for you."
"Are you done yet?" Lucius asked. He looked rather bored.
"No, brat. Listen!" Titus yelled. They cleared their throats.
"We're Malfoy and Malfoy, whooooo! We're Malfoy and Malfoy! Whoooo!"
"I know who you are." Lucius snapped.
"Could you keep it down?" Draco's muffled voice reached them, after some pounding on his floor, their ceiling. "I'm trying to sleep!"
"We're Malfoy and Malfoy!" The two shouted, getting very upset at their insolent descendents. "CHANGE!!!"
They disappeared.
"Dude, weren't they supposed to tell him about the ghosts?" Sirius whispered.
"Hey yeah! Titus! Get back here!" James yelled.
"Oh yeah, some ghosts are gonna show up and haunt you." Titus said, coming back up the stairs.
"And this would be unusual because…?" Lucius asked.
"I dunno. Just telling you." Titus said, before vanishing again.
Lucius sneered, before heading off to bed.
Sirius and James followed him upstairs. "Okay…so now we watch him while he sleeps? That's just creepy." Sirius noted.
"Well what do you want to do then? The first ghost isn't coming until one o'clock." James said.
Sirius looked around for a minute, then held up a little bag. "Jelly beans?"
So the two ate jelly beans and watched Lucius sleep until sometime around twelve. Then they started throwing jelly beans at Lucius and tried to get them into his open mouth while he slept. They didn't have very good aim though.
"It's one." James noted. "Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!" He shouted.
"That was very nicely done James. Very dramatic."
"Why thank you. I think it was in the book."
"Ah."
"You killed us you little shit!" Mrs. Malfoy exclaimed.
"Hey, the boy killed you!" Lucius argued. "I only killed dad."
"Oh right. Well I have no reason to be here, I'll go haunt your brat."
"Don't leave you daft cow. That'll ruin the song." Titus shouted. His voice was now somewhat muttered from the tarp. "We're here to save your soul boy, so listen up."
"Do I have to hear the song?" Lucius whined.
"Yes!" They both shouted.
"Ahem. We're Malfoy and Malfoy, avarice and grim. We took advantage of the poor, just ignore the needy. We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt. And if you could not…okay, we weren't landlords either."
"Didn't we own some property in Jamaica dear?" Mrs. Malfoy asked.
"Eh…We're Malfoy and Malfoy. Our hearts were painted Black. We should've known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles. We're captive bound and double ironed, exhausted by the weight. As freedom comes from giving love oh prison comes with hate!"
"Remember when we had that orphanage demolished for our summer home? That was fun, wasn't it?" Mrs. Malfoy asked.
"Oh I remember the little tikes all standing in the snow. With their frost bitten teddy bears!" Titus exclaimed. They both laughed evilly.
"Doomed Loosh! You're doomed for all time!" Narcissa sang as she passed by.
"Your future is a horror story written by your prime. Your chains are forged by what you say and do!" The Malfoys sang.
Their possessed weights on the chains sang the next part. "So have your fun when life is done, a nightmare waits for you."
"Are you done yet?" Lucius asked. He looked rather bored.
"No, brat. Listen!" Titus yelled. They cleared their throats.
"We're Malfoy and Malfoy, whooooo! We're Malfoy and Malfoy! Whoooo!"
"I know who you are." Lucius snapped.
"Could you keep it down?" Draco's muffled voice reached them, after some pounding on his floor, their ceiling. "I'm trying to sleep!"
"We're Malfoy and Malfoy!" The two shouted, getting very upset at their insolent descendents. "CHANGE!!!"
They disappeared.
"Dude, weren't they supposed to tell him about the ghosts?" Sirius whispered.
"Hey yeah! Titus! Get back here!" James yelled.
"Oh yeah, some ghosts are gonna show up and haunt you." Titus said, coming back up the stairs.
"And this would be unusual because…?" Lucius asked.
"I dunno. Just telling you." Titus said, before vanishing again.
Lucius sneered, before heading off to bed.
Sirius and James followed him upstairs. "Okay…so now we watch him while he sleeps? That's just creepy." Sirius noted.
"Well what do you want to do then? The first ghost isn't coming until one o'clock." James said.
Sirius looked around for a minute, then held up a little bag. "Jelly beans?"
So the two ate jelly beans and watched Lucius sleep until sometime around twelve. Then they started throwing jelly beans at Lucius and tried to get them into his open mouth while he slept. They didn't have very good aim though.
"It's one." James noted. "Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!" He shouted.
"That was very nicely done James. Very dramatic."
"Why thank you. I think it was in the book."
"Ah."