I Am Back Bitches. Last chapter was just a little fun and to show Venik isn't too bad. Now they're heading to Feros. But the need to make a pit stop first. Also B-312, Thanks for the review it got me back to writing. I got discracted by school and work. Oh well, no more complaining.

DISCLAIMER: I JUST CHECK MY ASSETS. I HAVE CONFIRMED THE REPORT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY OWN FALLOUT 3 OR MASS EFFECT. DAMN IT!


On the wasy to Feros Shepard came down to the Cargo bay and headed over to me. " I need you and Tali to come with me and Wrex for a little side job." I nod and grab my "Perforator" and my Rangers armor due to its sturdy but mobile style. She heads towards the Engineering Room to get Tali. Wrex comes over and says, "Thank you for doing this. I need to retrieve something belonging to my ancestors." I look at him and nod while heading towards the mako. "You are a quiet bastard aren't you Venik?" Laughing, I nod and climb aboard. Once we were all in I notice Tali is a little nervous. "Calm down Tali, it will be okay." She looks at me and askes, "How are you so calm? We could burn up in the atmosphere or the jump jets could fail..." I laugh and reply, "Easy, I am calm becuase if i die i know its my time and that it won't be anytime soon. I have laughed in Death's face before and lived to tell the tale." After that theres no chance of talking with Shepard's crazy ass driving skill. Finally we reach our stop and pile out of the Mako. "Halleuh, I thought we would be in there forever!" I yell out in the open. Shepard puts on a hurt look and pouts, "Am I that bad?" All three of us yell, "YES!" She sighs and heads inside once inside I pull the Perforator out and head to the next door.

I open the door and throw a frag grenade inside and after the explosion we all charge inside and duck behind the cover next to the door. As the Defenders attack our position Shepard yells to Wrex to flank them left will I would flank them to the right. Darting out of cover i fire two bursts into one of the mercs and put him down when an Asari throws a biotic warp at me i duck and roll forward under the attack right in front of the biotic and stab her in the gut with my combat knife. As i pull it out I am forced into cover by some heavy return fire. I look to my left and see Tali using her shotgun to devestating effect. Any Merc that nears her gets shredded by buckshot. Shepard is right by her as they help relieve the fire on my as Wrex is just rampaging through the Mercs around him. He looks almost berserk but i can see a rationality in him thats amazing in his state. Suddenly a Turian upstairs starts to fire a sniper rifle at Wrex and i put him in my sights. As i fire the burst I see a Merc's body fly through the air towards the Turian and slam him into the pillar he is beside and he falls down to the ground where Wrex grabs him and slams his body into the ground. Thats got to hurt A LOT. Shepard stands next to a crate and starts to hack it. Tali notices something starnge back in the back area and investigates it.

Shepard was handing Wrex an old family armor and i actually see a glimmer of gratitude in his eyes and then its gone as he chuckles and says, "Can't believe my ancestors wore this Shit in battle." We laugh then we notice Tali isn't there. "Tali, where are you?" I call. Then we see here in the back of the Storage room in front of a old cyro pod. Looking inside i see something that i thought i would never see. "It's a ...Deathclaw?" I whisper in shock. Shepard and the others look at me strangely and ask, "What in the hell is a Deathclaw?" I shake my head and tell them, "They are feral creatures that can tear through power armor itself and can shrug off tank shells like it was nothing. They are The Most Dangerous creatures in the Wastelands. The Enclave would catch them and hook up control collars to allow them to tame the beasts." I notice something strange about this Deathclaw. "I think it's eye just moved." Then all hell breaks lose as the Deathclaw shatters the ice imprisioning it. "Shit Run!" I yell as we start to run backwards firing. The micro sized rounds doing nothing to it but piss it off. Then I hear a thud and I turn to see Tali on the ground in front of the deathclaw as it rises it's claw to strike. "No you don't you bastard!" I slam into the Deathclaw and as we fall it starts clawing at me and i stab it over and over while pulling a plasma grenade and then when it bit into my chest, i shoved the grenade into it's mouth and pull the pin. The explosion sends my flying into a crate. As I start to black out I see Tali's face swim into view, "Are you okay Tali?" I could almost see her look at me in shock. Then everything goes black.


The next thing I know I am in the Med Bay on the Normandy. I see Dr. Chakwas come around a screen to me. "Well I am suprised that your awake let alone alive." I chuckle weakly, "I have always been hard to kill next to cockroaches." She nods and does some scans then heads to the door. Opening it she nods to someone on the other side she heads over to me then grabs a syringe and pulls some blood from my arm. Then I see Tali and Shepard come in. "What the hell were you thinking. No I don't even want to know. You almost died becuase of that." Shepard starts yelling at me with out even stopping. Tali comes over and gives me a hug then pulls away and slugs me in the arm. "You Bosh'et!" Then they both just start yelling at me at the same time. I am utterly confused. "I saved Tali's life and i have fought Deathclaws before. I knew what i was doing. Tali doesn't know anything about them and she would have died if i hadn't tackled that thing." That shuts them up for a second but they amazingly get a second wind and start yelling again when Garrus comes in and noticing the Shout at Venik Contest laughs, this turns out to be a mistake when they both round on him for laughing when i could have died. After a minute they calm down and relax. "Better?" I ask them quietly making sure they won't yell at me again. They nod. "Did anybody do anything with that tooth jammed in my armor?" Shepard hands it over confused. I grab it and pull out a necklace with a couple dozen teeth just like the one Shepard hands me. They look shocked at the teeth. "I told you I had experience with them." I laugh at thier faces.

This will be a fun job.


Well Venik is having fun. This is just a little fun oneshot inside the main story. Please review, I need the nourishment PLEASE. even if its just a little message saying i am doing goood or bad and how i can improve it. no flames please.