Burt-Kurt sex talk where Burt tells Kurt he can't have sex before he's thirty(jokingly) until Kurt mentions that ship ALREADY sailed. Awkwardness ensues.
I have a few prompts to be working on, but I thought about this and had to write it. I'm working on everyone's prompts, no worries ;) Also, if you have prompts and you want to tell me, please do! I love everyones prompts and reviews and favorites and follows! Thank you guys so much! :)
"Kurt, son, can I talk to you in the kitchen for a few minutes?" Burt asks, nervous that his son has no idea about what he's about to say.
"Sure dad, be right there." Kurt says.
Burt hears shuffling around the hallway and suddenly sees Kurt appear and take a seat at the kitchen table.
"Now, what do you want to talk about, dad?" Kurt asks.
"Well, I know you have a boyfriend now, so, sex."
In hindsight, Burt shouldn't have shoved the subject in his son's face. He was a little overpowering with telling Kurt, and not easing it to him.
"W-What?" Kurt stutters, a shocked face.
"Well, I picked up some pamphlets and thought we could talk about how it would be for you." Burt says.
Maybe another awful choice of words, but at this point, Burt wasn't really thinking.
"N-No Dad, that's okay. You don't have to talk right now. I mean, I have a lot of homework and-"
"Kurt, we're talking about this now." Burt says.
Burt can literally see Kurt's gulp down his throat. Yeah, he might have been a bit overpowering.
"How is your boyfriend?" Burt asks, calming Kurt down.
"Blaine's good. A lot of homework, but he's been okay." Kurt says.
"That's good. Look son, I don't want to scare you. I just want to put the subject out in the open air. I mean, we've already had some awkward situations with me waking in on you and Blaine pretty much half-naked." Burt says, coughing to clear his throat.
"Y-Yeah. That was pretty awkward for us too, dad." Kurt chuckles, clearly gotten over the previous week's embarrassment.
"I just wanted to make sure you knew to wait until you are ready. You may start having sex, uhm, soon, and-"
"That ship has already sailed." Kurt mumbles, giggling to himself, not knowing he said that louder than he intended.
"What, did you just say?" Burt steams.
"I-Uh-" Kurt stammers, turning beet red.
"You've already had sex, haven't you?" Burt pressures.
"I-Uh, Maybe." Kurt squeaks out.
"Well, I should've seen it coming, with Blaine, I suppose?" Burt raises one eyebrow.
"Yes, Dad. Of Course." Kurt nods, turning a little more red, if that's even possible at this point.
"S-So, How was it?" Burt asks.
"Okay, this conversation has already gone to far. Perfect, wonderful, we used protection, no, he didn't pressure me. Love you dad." Kurt says, strutting out of the room to go to bed.
Burt just remains seated awkwardly at the dinner table. His son had sex. And he just told him about it.
A/N: Yeah, Sorry about the wait. I had it written and ready to post, but never got to it :)
Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this one! :)