Crossover Goes Fourth: Satoshi x Takeru Takaishi (Digimon Adventure 02)
By: S-Unit
It was a quiet morning at some anime convention. Well quiet at least in the hotel restaurant, which was empty except for a few people. Takeru and Satoshi were two of them. The Bearer of Hope and the Future Pokemon Master were getting a late breakfast at the buffet. They talked about many different things. Contrary to popular belief, the Pokemon and Digimon cast didn't hate each other, and got along rather well (at least most of them did).
And naturally, as always, the subject turned to shippings. Takeru was explaining to Satoshi the whole heated debate over the Digimon ships.
"Wow Takeru-kun, and I thought the Pokemon shipping wars were heated."
"Yeah, but even with the new ships that happen on your show, your writers were a lot more sensible to keep ships from actually becoming canon, or at least limiting them to one-sided canon. I'd hate to think what an Adventure 02-esque ending would do to your show."
"It'd probably mean the alienation of at least half the fanbase."
"Undoubtedly. Say Satoshi-kun, how is it that you're such a fandom bicycle?"
Satoshi nearly dropped his plate in a spread of Eggs Benedict. "What do you mean, fandom bicycle?"
Takeru smiled, "Well with me, I'm usually shipped with Hikari-chan, and often Daisuke-kun, Iori-kun, Ken-kun, and Miyako-san. But my fans often seem to pair me with usually only one or two people. But you, you seem to get shipped with everybody! Hell I've even read a Takuya x Satoshi crossover fic one time-"
Takeru was interrupted by a kitchen hand bumping into him while trying to place a heavy vat of bacon on the buffet table. Takeru lost his footing and grabbed the nearest thing to support him before crashing to the ground- which just happened to be Satoshi. The two landed on the floor, Takeru on top of Satoshi, surrounded by spilled breakfast.
The two stared at each other for several moments, the apologies of the kitchen hand going unnoticed. Takeru broke the silence.
"Now I know why you're a fandom bicycle. You look so bloody adorable." Takeru then proceeded to lick a bit of strawberry jam off of Satoshi's face.
They didn't notice Hikari and Hikari entering the restaurant for an early lunch, for when they saw Takeru licking Satoshi's face, you could hear the screams from halfway around the world.
Whether they were screams of fangirly joy or sheer horror, Takeru and Satoshi didn't notice.
A/N: Yes, I had to be cheeky and do a Blackadder shout out in the chapter title. =D