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A/N: This story is set just after Sirius Arrives at the Department of Mysteries with the Order of the Phoenix. However that is where the Canon ends and it becomes AU. There will be some Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing and the duel between Voldemort and Dumbledore doesn't go as planed. The story will switch to different points of view throughout. This is my First Fanfic so be nice. Constructive Criticism is welcomed, Flames are not.

General Point of View

With her mind still reeling from Sirius' explanation regarding her boyfriends marital position, Hermione suggested to Harry that they sent an owl off to Gringotts, requesting a meeting with the goblin in charge of the Potter accounts.

Harry quickly agreed, eager to avoid his girlfriend's temper at that moment in time, Sirius however, had no problem trying to make Harry's position uncomfortable, it was his job after all. In order for him to do that, Sirius had to try and get Hermione angry, so that she would shout at Harry, therefore causing Harry to get scared, and him to break out with laughter.

However the fates, must have seen this as unfair, because Daphne picked that moment in time to cause Hermione to turn her wrath on him again, and not on Harry.

"Sirius, if I become Lady Greengrass when I marry Harry, and Hermione becomes Lady Potter, then who becomes Lady Black, because I know that due to your all expense paid stay in hotel Azkaban, who are unable to have children, so that will mean that unless you want Malfoy as your heir, Harry must be your heir."

Sirius turned around at this comment and went as white as a sheet, because Hermione turned on him and her flame coloured face demanded that he answer or face a world of pain.

"You see, I thought that I could avoid mentioning that at this moment in time, because of the way Hermione is, but seeing as she will probably kill me if I don't state here and now what's going on, I may as well tell you. Right here goes, when I escaped from Azkaban and escaped the Dementors in your third year, I realised that I needed somewhere to hide out from the ministry, In order for me to do that I realised that I needed money, so I took a chance and went to Gringotts. As it turns out, I was never a criminal in their eyes, so as long as I claimed the title of Lord Black, then I could access the money in the family vaults, which let me tell you, will keep half of the witches in England happy. Anyway when I was in the vaults, I discovered a contract of marriage that had been set up in my absence by Andromeda Tonks, who we all know is Nymphadora Tonks' mum. Now I know your wondering how did she get into the vault, and who the contact is with. So I will tell you, just let me get a drink and sit down, my head is still sore". Sirius said to both rather annoyed witches.

Harry had returned from sending Hedwig to Gringotts by that point and when he heard the word 'Marriage Contract' he suddenly began to turn the same colour as Hedwig, which for him was quite impressive.

After drinking a glass of left over Pumpkin Juice, Sirius continued with his tale. "Now where was I, oh yes the contract, well you see, the contract was written to be between Tonks and somebody very close to our hearts, Mr Loverboy himself Harry."

Hearing this Hermione fainted, Daphne laughed, and Harry Stared at Sirius like he had grown a second head. "Let me get this straight, I now have to marry Tonks, so that I can become Lord Black, even though you are still alive?" Harry half asked, half demanded

"Yes, you do, because I can't be bothered with all that lordy mumbo jumbo, so I thought I would leave all that stuff to a big, strapping, manly lad like you Harry." Sirius said to a pale Harry. "Plus" Sirius continued, "With you being Lord Potter-Greengrass-Black, you will be an adult, which means you can live on your own, be free from Old dumb-as-a-door and make lots of babies. It also means I can go out, party and become the " Padfooted Prowler" once again, it's a win-win situation for you Harry, so enjoy it."

Harry looked at Sirius now like he was insane, and the did the one thing that any bloke who had just been told that he was to marry three very strong, very brave and very beautiful women at once. He burst out laughing and collapsed onto the floor. Wondering if his life could get any more strange, if only he knew what was in store when he receives the owl from Gringotts.

A/N: And I'll end it there, so now Tonks has been introduced to Harry's ever growing list of wives. Any Remus/Tonks fans, sorry, but don't worry, Remus will be paired with a special lady, as will Sirius. Thanks for all the people who reviewed the story so far. I will also state in this story, the only Weasley's bashed will be Ron and Ginny. Keep the reviews coming.

T-REX06