To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Hey Angel,
So I was wondering, wanna hang out sometime over the weekend. I just fixed up Baby. Plus you study too much; you need to take that pole out of your butt. ;)
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: none
Dean,
I have asked you many times to not call me 'Angel'. And no I don't study too much in fact it would be better if I studied more. And I don't want to hang out with you 'sometime over the weekend', I'm busy.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Re: Re: none
Angel,
You know you should hang out with me! We'll paint the town red! You know you wanna. Come on bae! Hang out with me!
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Re: Re: Re: none
Dean,
What does 'bae' mean? And why do I have to go out with you? Why can't you go out with Sam? He's your brother, doesn't that mean it's more convenient for you both to paint the town red?
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: none
Cas,
Bae means before anyone else, but it's turned into a shortened word for babe. And Sam is with some girl named Jess or whatever. Or with your brother, I wasn't paying attention. Anyway he's on a date. He's busy, so now it's up to you to entertain me.
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: none
Dean,
Which brother? I have many siblings you need to be more specific.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: none
Cas,
How many brothers and sisters do you even have? Like do your parents even know what a hobby is? Anyway Angel, I think he said Gabriel, but he's also been seeing this girl Jess or something. I don't know, I don't care. He's a bit weird. Dating two people at once, like how can you even juggle two people? That's so weird. Either way, you're coming with me tonight. Come on! You don't want to be a stick in the mud!
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: No
Dean,
No.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: That still doesn't answer my earlier question.
Angel,
That doesn't answer my question! How many brothers and sisters do you even have, and are Gabriel and Lucifer your only siblings or is this some weird ass situation?
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: That still doesn't answer my earlier question.
Dean,
As you know I have an older brother named Lucifer, another older brother named Gabriel, another brother also older named Michael, and a younger sister named Anna. But she's a junior in high school so don't you ever even think about it Dean or I will end your life.
Sincerely,
Castiel
P.S. I MEAN IT, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MY SISTER!
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Why would I want your sister…
When I have you ;)
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Since when…
Do you have me?
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: I've had you since…
Angel,
I've had you since you decided to email me back. Since day one. That's why you've always emailed me back.
-Dean
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Your brother
Sam,
Your brother seems to think that I like him. He seems to think that I LIKE HIM! Please correct him!
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: Re: Your brother
Castiel,
I'm sorry, but you dug yourself into this hole, and now whatever I say, Dean will say "Cas (or Angel) thinks I'm adorable." So I wish I could help you there but I can't. Sorry buddy.
-Sam
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Me
Feathers,
I know you think that I'm adorable. I also know that you think I like me. So stop acting like you don't like me. What do you say you come over and we watch some Buffy or Angel or something else from Whedonverse. Come on Feathers, whaddaya say? (Say yes, you know you want to!)
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Me
Dear Dean,
No.
Sincerely,
Castiel
P.S. Stop calling me Feathers.