Disclaimer: i dont own Naruto. But guess what! Somebody pwns someone in this chapter .
Oh and i still need reviews on the couples. who goes with naruto, sasuke, etc... well, enjoy this chapter!!
Sasuke growled. "ITACHI!" He immediately flung a kick directly into Itachi's chest who went crashing into the opposite wall. The innocent bystanders that didn't know what was going on screamed and ran out of the room.
"Foolish little brother," He said while he stood up. "You don't know the reason I'm here and you instantly confront me."
Sasuke continued to glare at the man who ruined his life. The other ninjas just stood and watched with bewilderment.
"I'll never forgive you." He snarled then dashed across the room with amazing speed and seized his brother's neck, but he wasn't fast enough. Itachi dodged and jammed his fist on Sasuke's spine. He could no longer move.
"T-tell me why you're here…" He snarled ignoring the pain in his spine. Itachi chuckled.
"So you really want to know why I'm here?" He placed his cold palm on his brother's head and chuckled even more. Sasuke flinched at his touch.
"It was because I missed you."
The others gawked at him, but Akatsuki didn't seem surprised. Suddenly, Itachi grabbed Sasuke and flung him into his chest. He squeezed him tight and burst out crying. Some squeals could be heard from outside of the cafeteria.
Itachi yelled out so everyone could hear. "SASUKE I LOVE YOU!!!" Sasuke was puzzled. Extremely puzzled. It was then Akatsuki stood up and cheered.
"YOU GO GIRL!" Kisame cheered out, then clasped his hands on his mouth. Itachi scowled at him. All the chuunins gasped.
"A g-girl?! No friggin way!" Everyone, especially Sasuke's, mouth dropped down all the way to the floor. Hinata fainted…
Itachi sighed. "It's not what you think. I took plastic surgery and became a girl a few years ago, but I turned back to a man just recently. But enough about gender, Sasuke forgive me!!!"
"Hold on a minute!" Sasuke said. "I still hate you because you destroyed our clan."
"Ehheh, yea…about that, it's not exactly what it seems. The whole crazy reason why our clan was destroyed was because…I was drunk."
"DRUNK?!" The ninja's screamed and nearly wanted to set themselves on fire.
"It was an accident my beautiful Sasuke. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!"
"First tell me why you joined Akatsuki."
"Akatsuki was a mental depression organization."
Yet again, the ninjas' mouths dropped because of what they just heard.
"Akatsuki was really popular back then, but ever since Orochimaru dressed as us and went to a gay bar, he ruined our reputation and we had to kill everyone that was at the bar just so no news would spread. And that was when everyone misunderstood our organization as an evil club."
"It doesn't make sense. You still have killed millions of people even after that gay bar incident."
"Well, Kisame here is a very skilled psychologist and he helped many people with depression. But his clients never seemed to recover from it so they all committed suicide. And then everyone assumed that it was Akatsuki who murdered all those people."
Sasuke gawked at him for a very long time as well as everyone else until finally Itachi grasped him tighter and sobbed a river.
"OH MY BELOVED SASUKE!!!"
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That day was when Sasuke finally forgave his brother (or sister…0.o) and loved him/her more than anyone on earth. Also, all the ninjas had to pay big bucks for the damage of the cafeteria. Jiraiya eventually got mad and took his anger out on Naruto. Poor, poor Naruto.
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AT THE SAND'S APARTMENT
"MAKE HIS STINKIN PUPPET STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN!" Gaara shouted across the hall.
"I WOULD IF YOU'D STOP STEALING MY MAKEUP!" Temari shouted back. Kankuro's laugh could be heard from his room.
From computer "Headshot."
"YESSSHHH! I PWN THE SANDMASTER! You get to do the dishes for today ." Kankuro teased. Gaara was mortified.
"I want a rematch."
"No way! I won fair n' square."
"Fine! I'll shave ur puppet instead!"
Temari was really annoyed by her little brothers. "YOU KNOW WHAT?! HOW'D YOU TWO LIKE IT IF I THREW YOUR COMPUTERS OUT UR CRAPPY WINDOWS? HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?!"
"Sorry," They both immediately said.
"Oh snap it's already time!" Temari grabbed her purse and headed out the door. "We're late guys. Hurry!"
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Tap tap tap tap
feet stomping in the distance
"We're-gasp-very-gasp- sorry we're late-gasp" Temari said as they all sucked in air.
"Whatever. Now since everyone is here, I have an announcement to make. We are all going to A BEACH!!"
Naruto jumped up and shouted with excitement. "I have always wanted to go to a beach before! YAHOO!"
"Troublesome runt…" Shikamaru murmured.
Jiraiya continued with his speech. "Now since the beach isn't far from here, we're all going to walk instead of ride the man killing machines (he means cars. You know why he calls them that? He saw a person get run over by a SUV.) Get into a group of five so we won't make a scene by walking around in a big blob."
The ninjas immediately started forming groups.
"SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Naruto ran to her and literally knocked her out.
bonk
"Naruto you idiot!" Sakura fumed as Naruto rubbed his big bump on his head. "Next time you do that I'll hit your privy instead!"
Hinata watched them with gloomy eyes. Suddenly someone bearhugged her tightly.
"Hinata cheer up! Forget about him," Kiba smiled and ruffled her hair. "You know what, we'll go eat sushi, play beach volleyball, and maybe ride on sharks!"
"Oh no you won't," A low, daunting voice said. With his pale white eyes, Neji glared at the fearful dogman. "I'm watching you," he said as he pointed two fingers at his eyes and back to Kiba's.
Gaara was all alone in the middle of everyone else yearning for someone to ask him to join their group. He wanted to ask Naruto if he could join his group, but then he had a thought where he would look uncool if they rejected him.
"Yo Gaara," Kankuro said. "Why you not finding yourself a group? Is it because you're a shy wittle baby who got pwned by his inexperienced brother in counterstrike?"
"Why don't you just shut your trap?!"
Jiraiya stepped in between those two to prevent a fight from happening. "It looks like there's a group that needs one more person. Go join Neji's group, Gaara."
The groups were finally formed. Group 1: Naruto, Sasuke, Ino, Sakura, Lee. Group 2: Chouji, Shika, Temari, Kankuro, and Shino. Group 3: Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara, and Tenten.
Naruto stood up and punched his fist in the air. "ALL RIGHT! LETS GO!"
30 min. later
"Ero-sennin you said the beach wasn't far from here." Naruto whined.
"Well I thought it wasn't. This map must be messed up."
"Lemme take a look at that." Sakura reached out and snatched the map away. Then she exploded.
"THIS AINT A MAP OF THE CITY! IT'S A MAP FOR A ZOO!"
Jiraiya scratched his head. "That's strange. I wonder what happened to it."
flashback
"Ahh I got to go poo." Jiraiya stood up and stretched. "'scuse me ladies. I'll be back in a sec." He walked to the restroom and emptied his waste. When he reached for toilet paper, there was none.
"DANGIT!"
He dug his hand in his pocket in search for something to wipe his butt with and found what he thought was a useless piece of paper.
"My ladies are waiting for me. Gotta hurry." He hastly flushed the paper down the toilet and left the restroom.
end of flashback
"YOU BAKA!" Naruto shouted. "DO YOU MEAN WE'RE LOST?! YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO A BEACH, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! YOU FLUSHED THE STINKIN MAP DOWN….."
Jiraiya couldn't stand his jabbering any longer.
"I WAS SOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE A DOLPHIN, WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BUT THEN YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!! ERO-SENNIN SHOULD-"
"You know what? Lets go eat Ramen!"
Naruto's eyes twinkled. "Oh Ero-sennin I love you!!"
(At the ramen bar)
Sasuke sat with his elbows on a table and his hands folded in front of his mouth. He was thinking of his brother and what he was doing today. Sakura spotted the lonely boy and hopped to his table. "Sasuke-kun, you should eat. it's a long way to the beach, so order something to-"
"I'm not hungry."
"Oh…ok."
"Um, did someone order Spicy Tomato Ramen?" The waiter asked.
"Oh yes, that's me." Sakura said. He placed the food on the table. Sasuke's eyes sparkled and started drooling.
"U-um Sakura," He said. "Can you…" He didn't know what to say. If he asked her if he wanted some of that, he'd look like a total loser. He started blushing.
"Sasuke-kun are you..blushing?" Sakura asked. It was something she has never seen before. Suddenly Sasuke sprang up and pointed at someone behind her.
"OMG ITS ORLANDO BLOOM!!!"
Sakura swung around and squealed. "OMG WHERE WHERE WHERE!!???" She saw no one, just Naruto's nose running while he slurped the hot ramen noodles. She turned back around.
"I don't see anyone," She told Sasuke then looked at her bowl. It was empty.
"No I'm sure I saw Orlando." He said. His mouth was wet and his shirt was drenched. "I'm wasting my time talking to you." He left the table and waited outside. Sakura started giggling.
"Sasuke is so adorable!!"
(At group 3's table)
Hinata twiddled with her thumbs and glanced at Tenten. She raised her eyebrow at Neji. Neji glared at Kiba. Kiba stared at Gaara. Gaara looked at the ceiling. Akamaru looked bored.
"U-um waiter?" Hinata called out. He walked toward the table and asked for orders.
"I'm not hungry." Neji, Gaara, and Kiba both said. Tenten got annoyed. "I'll have the special."
"I'm not hungry either," Hinata said. Ten-ten suddenly snapped. "She'll have the special too!" The waiter nodded and headed off into the kitchen.
Neji, Gaara, and Kiba were still motionless. Ten-ten crossed her arms and tapped her feet so she would let out some of her anger that was building up inside her. Then she realized she couldn't take it anymore with all the silence and the glaring.
"Neji! Get over it! We all know that Kiba likes Hinata so stop making a big fuss about it! And you Kiba. Staring is sooo not polite. You're probably making Gaara annoyed. Heck, I'm already annoyed with ya'll being so quiet. And Gaara! You…well…"
Gaara looked at her emotionless. Ten-ten started feeling uncomfortable. She knew she had to do something, so she purposely tried to knock her glass of water down, but someone beat her to it.
"I-I'm so sorry!" Hinata cried out. She quickly grabbed a handful of napkins and wiped the table.
"I'll do it Hinata!" Kiba stole the napkins from a different table and started helping her. Neji smacked him for no reason. Akamaru, who was on Kiba's lap, fell off and barked angrily at him. Gaara stood up also, but instead of helping her he headed to the restroom. Ten-ten didn't feel like helping her, so she escaped to the restroom too.
Kiba was still getting smacked by Neji, so Hinata had no choice but to hit him. Neji went unconscious on the floor.
As akamaru sniffed around the restaurant, he spotted a sausage on the floor. Joyfully, he charged at the sausage, but it seemed that he bit the floor instead. The sausage was in front of him, so he leaped forward, but he ended up smashing his head on the floor. Suddenly, the sausage started running away. Akamaru barked and chased after it.
"A-Akamaru!" Kiba shouted and ran after his dog. Hinata went with him. They ran for five minutes outside until akamaru finally caught his sausage. Then he realized that he led them to a dangerous looking alley. Kiba stole the sausage from him and examined it. He felt a string running along the side.
"It's so obvious that someone set up a trap," Hinata whispered.
"We've got to get out of here." Kiba grabbed her hand and started running out of the alley, but then a long, steel wall jetted up from the ground and blocked the way.
"This isn't good. It's bad enough that we're not allowed to use our techniques in the city." Kiba started to sniff around the alley.
"Byakugan!" Hinata stared through the walls, and saw three strange figures. She looked up at the sky and saw pointy objects headed straight to Kiba.
"WATCH OUT!" She grabbed him and shoved him out of the way. Five sharp swords stabbed the ground where Kiba stood. Akamaru yelped and collapsed to the ground.
"Akamaru!" He scooped him up in his arms. Then Hinata gasped. She too collapsed to the ground.
"Kiba-kun. T-there's something that's sucking our chakra out of our bodies."
Kiba felt his chakra flowing out of his body. When he tried walking toward Hinata, it felt like gravity was pulling at him five times more. Then he heard slashing in the air. Six swords were coming his way, but he couldn't move. Luckily, none of them made contact with his body, but it pinned his clothes to the ground. He was lying on his back staring straight into the sky.
"Akamaru…Hinata…" He had absolutely no strength left. He said to himself, "What a pitiful way to die." Another set of swords were falling toward him, but he realized they were only attached to him. "What a relief. Hinata and Akamaru is not going to die." Then he saw a tiny grain of sand hovering above him. Suddenly, the tiny grain of sand developed into a gigantic blanket that covered all three of them. The swords fell into a big ball of sand in the air, and got smashed into little tiny pieces. His heart leaped. Hinata's face brightened.
"Gaara-kun!" She said. Kiba then felt a pang of jealousy. The sand retreated outside of the alley and the steel wall went back inside the ground. Gaara and Sakura were standing in the alley's entrance. Gaara was holding his peanut lunchbox. Sakura ran toward the three and gave some of her chakra to them.
"Are you alright?" She asked Kiba as she plucked the swords off from his clothes. When she held them, they turned into ashes. "This is strange…"